Useless Supermarket Products

Whilst in my local supermarket the other day I was greeted by a fully stocked shelf of Ant* Killer.

Firstly, I don`t have any ants, so why are they stocking this product?

Secondly, on closer inspection of the container, there appeared to be no ants supplied with it – again, what`s the point? – If they`d have had a box of ants stuck on the side of it, I may have been tempted to buy it (and even pay a little extra), but no.

To exacerbate my fury even further when I asked Customer Services if they sold any ants they said quite firmly `no – you`ll have to find some yourself`.
What a carry on.
I won`t be shopping in there again.

* Also applies to wasps, mosquitos and other beetles, etc.

Nominated by: Sam Beau

Letitia James

Letitia James is a cunt.

Let’s have a Stalin, Mao and me cunting for New York Attorney General Letitia James and her hunting of political “dissenters.”

To be fair, “Tish”, as she is known to her Demonrat admirers is not actually, doing the hunting. The hunting is being done by the FDNY BITS.

For those of you not well versed in the language of American Deep State, FDNY is the Fire Department of New York and BITS is their Bureau of Investigation and Trials.

Somewhere George Orwell and Ayn Rand are having a laugh together…but I digress. Let’s go back to the beginning:

Letitia James ran for Attorney General of the State of New York on one issue and one issue only. Get Donald Trump. For those cunters who don’t believe this I encourage you to check as there are multiple clips of her saying so on campaign stops.

Fast forward a while and after a change in the law she and Judge Roland Freisler…oops…I’m sorry Judge Arthur Engoron…convicted Trump in a show Trial even Moscow would envy.

This alone is the subject of a massive cunting but that’s another topic for another day.

Fast forward again and Tish, the loathsome She-boon has been taking victory laps all over the Media and the State for her and Judge Freisler’s… I mean Judge Engoron’s victory in Kangaroo Court over Trump.

Continuing with her Victory tour she went to speak before the FDNY. But rather than the cheers of an adoring mob, she was greeted with boos, howls and chants of; TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!

See for yourselves and pay particular attention to her response:

It’s great to live in America and be able to exercise your constitutional right to free speech…or is it?

FDNY Commissioner Laura Kavanagh doesn’t think so. To her Free Speech is not such a good idea. Accordingly, she has ordered Department Chief John Hodges to begin hunting down the dissenters so they can be brought in for re-education.

For his part Hodges is advising the dissenters to turn themselves in as it will go better for them than if they have to hunt them down.

Yes you read that correctly. Turn yourselves in or we will hunt you down for re-education.

Still don’t believe me?

Newsmax

So there you have it. They are openly using the language of the Worst Communists Regimes ever to implement the same repressive policies.

Be silent and obey or it’s off to the Gulag for you Kulak!

And for the rest of you…show us the respect we demand or we will hunt you down and teach you just exactly who is in charge of who.

To that I can only say:

TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!

Nominated by: General Cuntster

Boeing, Boeing, Gone! (2)

I’m sure you’ve all seen stories in the news, recently, about plane doors flying open mid-flight.

One recently where a panel from the body of the plane fell off, Google it.

This is extremely concerning, but what’s absolutely terrifying is this news report about a whistle-blower.

John Barnett, about to testify in a trial about Boeing using sub standard parts in the construction of their planes, is found dead, an apparent suicide.

Well, that’s me decided. Guilty!
Won’t be flying a Boeing anything, any time soon.

Bunch of cunts ( that’s English for mafia)

Sky News

BBC News

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Lazy Postmen/Women

As you are aware I am retiring in June, so I have been awaiting a missive from the DWP. Well Mrs CuntyMort found the long awaited envelope this morning. Soaking fucking wet outside the back door!!!.

If our CUNT of a post person is reading this, here’s a clue you gormless twat. The fucking letterbox is around the front of Cunty Towers. I will be making an official complaint to the twatting post office.

If you think I am going to buy a post box to put at the back of the towers here’s a hint, wish in one hand and shit in the other see which hand fills first.

Sorry admin that there is no link this has actually happened to myself and her indoors.

Nominated by: CuntyMort

Toxic Femininity (2)

It seems to me that in recent years, we’ve heard an awful lot of noise from feminist gender war warriors about ‘toxic masculinity’; you know, those male characteristics and traits that they find ‘problematic’ (a great gender war and woke term, that).

Funnily enough, we don’t tend to hear so much from them about ‘toxic feminism’, and even when we do, it’s couched in very defensive terms. Take this quote from an article I read the other day;

toxic masculinity encourages violence and domination in order to uphold an unequal power dynamic…toxic femininity supports silent acceptance of violence and domination in order to survive

Now this sort of stuff really gets my neck up. ‘Toxic femininity’ is all about quiet submissiveness and acquiescence then, about ‘victimhood’.

Just like the case of Erin Hebblewhite, jailed for two years and banned from teaching for life for the sexual abuse of a teenager in her care;

Express News

Just like Sheree Spencer, jailed after a terrible 20 year campaign of abuse against her husband, who threatened to claim that HE was the abuser if he called the cops;

Mirror News

Just like Jennifer Rocha, a delivery driver who bit a customer’s thumb clean off;

BBC News

It’s clear to me that in all of these examples, the women were ‘victims’ of that ol’ unequal power dynamic. Not.

Now of course I’m not attempting to argue that men aren’t capable of acting like complete cunts. That would be ridiculous. But I’d have a lot more respect for the feminist critique of masculinity if it would just own that woman also have that capacity for manipulative, devious, predatory and violent behaviour.

Come on then, all you ‘toxic masculinity’ advocates, show a bit of honesty. Own those ‘problematic’ traits and characteristics that your own sex also possesses; admit that you’re not just made of sugar and spice and all things nice.

Nominated by: Ron Knee