Roehampton University

 


is a cunt.

Apparently theatre is too white, male, blah blah and it’s the fault of someone born in the 16th century. What’s most hilarious is that this study is costing 800 grand! What the fuck! How many DIE officers could they have hired for that amount?

Keep an eye out for this ‘study’ which is due to report in two years time.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Dark Key Cunt.

Barack Obama (21)


Howdy-do-dee dere honey!. Old has-been Barack Obama backed into the limelight yesterday (March 18th) to pay a courtesy call on Rishi Sunak, but that was just to get cheap publicity, innit, because his real purpose from rising from the political dead was to enjoy dem red beans and rice with his old bruv David Lammy:

As I watched the old wank stain grinning like a loon as he entered through the door of No 10, I couldn’t help feeling that first through the door in October, with an equally rictus grin will be Anthony Blair, yet another of yesterdays men, determined to scrape the last bit of authority off his boots as he joins Kweer Charmer in his new home. At least Obama didn’t bring his ugly wife with him – Blair will probably be joined by his old power bottom Mandy. perhaps even Alistair Campbell, provided they can sober hikm up.

Why do these old has-beens find it so difficult to understand that they should have fucked off years ago, instead of trying to bathe in reflected glory.

And what possible advice can old Bollock Obama have to give to know-it-all Lammy?.

Fuck off back to America, Obama – dat cotton won’t pick itself. Mammy!

standard

Nominated by W.C.Boggs.

Katie Price (21) Skint Again!

(You just know she’ll play the mental health card sooner or later – Day Admin)

Katie fucking Price, yet again!

I’m sorry, it’s not that long ago I nominated this bag of rancid tripe, but by all that’s Holy, this has really toppled my tipping point!

Daily Mail

She owes how much!!

And yet, she continues to drag herself about the town, showing off the fake everything. Ffs, all that plastic is just scaffolding now, holding up a collapsing edefice.

And you know what? Doesn’t give a shit!

It really grinds my gears, she’s a complete and utter cunt and it’s not just the HMRC she’s screwing.

If there’s a shortfall, guess who gets to make up for it?
Here’s a clue, it’s NOT Satan’s whore.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

UK Border Force (6) – Manchester Airport

The UK Border Farce are cunts. This isn’t, as you might expect, a nomination regarding the hundreds of illegal immigrants that cross the English Channel on a daily basis, eagerly assisted by the authorities.

No, this is a nomination for Border Farce staff at Manchester Airport, who allegedly detained, demeaned and aggressively questioned two Israeli citizens that had survived the October 7th Hamas terrorist attack.

They’d come to Manchester to talk about their ordeal to the local Jewish community.

The British establishment and its institutions are so infiltrated and brainwashed by the mudslime propaganda machine, aided and abetted by its white, lefty running dogs, that anything and everything is scrupulously analysed for the slightest hint of islamophobia.

Two fucking hours they were detained for.

At the conclusion, one officer said they ” had to make sure that you are not going to do what you are doing in Gaza over here ”

WTF ?

No doubt as to where the priorities are then.

Pity they don’t exhibit the same level of zeal against mudslime terrorist supporting marches, rag head stabbers and bombers and all the other enrichment that the followers of allaaaaah have brought us.

The fucking traitorous cunts.

Border Farce. Fit for purpose ?

Answers on a Blighty bound rubber dinghy.

Get To Fuck.

BBC News

Times of Israel

Nominated by: Jack The Cunter

The Battle of Hastings Borough Council

(Hastings Council’s crest – another boat turns up full of migrants! – Day Admin)

Thank fuck we have conscientious warriors like these.

Last night’s council meeting was adjourned by the Labour mayor when people in the gallery asked why the meeting wouldn’t discuss a motion calling for a ceasefire in Gaza

That’ll show the fuckers. Netanyahu will be quaking in his fucking boots now that Hastings Borough Council are likely to throw their weight behind a ceasefire resolution.

Who needs potholes and bin collections when your borough council should be concentrating on world events. I bet they can fix the climate emergency as well.

MSN

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble