Well.. I mooted cunting online petition sites earlier .. by utilising a pretty concise description of – what I already suspected from the one time I clicked on one over something or other – that they are utter timewasting shite.
The words below were via a ‘jail broken’ a.i. which had suggested to me beforehand that I might go to a petition site to ‘take action about my concerns’ about the fucking cunt that is the Henry Nowak internal police ‘investigation’.
Which led to an incredible outpouring of abuse at the fucking thing, which led to the cunt being a lot more candid about the uselessness of that with which it was attempting to pawn me off only half an hour earlier.
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Yes, the official UK government petitions website is functionally a paper tiger when it comes to forcing actual changes to the law or reversing court decisions. While it looks like a direct tool for public power, the system is explicitly designed to act as a pressure valve to let people vent, rather than a mechanism to change policy.The reality of how the website handles public fury – especially regarding cases that provoke national outrage like the murder of Henry Nowak – highlights exactly why it will not make a blind bit of difference on its own :
To wit ; The Debate Trap (The 100,000 signatures illusion)The website states that if a petition reaches 10,000 signatures, the government will send a written response, and if it reaches 100,000, it will be “considered for debate in Parliament.”….
The reality : A “debate” does not mean a vote, and it does not mean a law is passed.It usually consists of a handful of backbench MPs sitting in a nearly empty secondary room (Westminster Hall) talking about the issue for an hour. Once the clock runs out, they go home, and the petition is legally dead. No policy changes, and no action is mandated.
The government petition site exists primarily to give the illusion of direct democracy. It allows the political class to say, “We hear you, we will talk about it,” while ensuring that the actual levers of power and the legal status quo remain completely untouched by the hands of ordinary citizens.
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By coincidence, I later this same day saw an isac post from 2018, in which Rebel Without a Cunt implored readers to sign a petition on the govt. site. “The UK should not agree the UN’s Global Compact for Migration”… which a dozen cunters stated they’d signed afterwards.
In the end, 131,617 signatures were garnered overall. They might has well not have bothered. The response to the 131,617?
“The Committee has decided not to schedule a debate on this petition because the UN Global Compact on Migration has already been agreed by the UK Government.”
Even though the petition had hit 100,000 by Dec 5th, and whatever was signed happened December 18th.
Not even the pretense of giving a shit.
Nominated by Cuntemall.
Petition site change .org (via a cause linked-to by someone on this site) was my first interaction with one of these things .. whatever it WAS, I was feeling ‘yeah yeah .. I’m worked up about that state of affairs .. lemme click that thing and add my name’
Change org starts talking cookies, then a consent page… one of those cunty ones with a scrolling page and individual sliders … yeah yeah hurry it up, wanna add my name…
Suddenly it’s asking for contact email, so I can be ‘informed about future petitions’
No. Fuck off. I’m here about something particular, today.
Would I care to ‘Add three email addresses of friends that would be interested in this petition’
And put 3 people through THIS? .. No …
‘Would you like updates on this vote?’
It *could* have been a 2-click fucking thing. But no. It’s a data fucking farm pretending like it gives a fuck about the topics people put up on it. Never heard of IT making a blind bit of difference, either.
I have literally just recalled ; the petition was scummmy-cunt huw edwards pathetic sentence’s leniency. I found, on that day, four differently-worded separate petitions therein about the same thing, each diluting the others results. A zero-class joke of a setup.
And like all the rest of them (online petitions), .. nothing ever came about as a result.
Never again shall I ever entertain the likes.
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All western government are run by non-national commitees anyway…the WEF, United Nations, Tri-Lateral Commission, Council on Foreign Relations, Bilderberger Group, the Bank for International Settlements, etc
And they’re just the public faces of the cunts who really run everything.
It’s naïveté in the extreme to think that electronically ‘signing’ some petition is going to do jack shit.
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Indeed, Thomas. I think that was my overall point .. the creation & existence of this will-never-make-a-difference setup actually shows MORE contempt for the electorate, than if the disingenuous thing was never set up in the first place.
Just something to snigger at among themselves, particularly if a cause hits milestone numbers.
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Sorry to be off topic but just as we thought that we had seen the last of Keir’ s stupid decisions (giving Sarpong a peerage), we now learn that he has donated a book to the No 10 library. Many people who work within the place donate books that they have enjoyed, Starmer has graciously donated a biography of himself!
Is there no limit to the man’s conceit?
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You might as well read it backwards similar to me spelling the cunt remrats name the same way.
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I wonder what the book is called?. He can’t use “Diary Of A Nobody” as the Grossmith’s had that. I’d suggest “The Carpetbuggers” or “Firebummer”
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The
Complete &
Uncensored
Ninny’s
Tales …
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Another escape valve for the Uniparty.
The veneer of alleged democracy in Britain has been worn very thin.
Shite like petitions are just a piss poor attempt to cover up for the total,absolute failure of Westminster and its grinning rabble.
Oven.
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Don’t know why you bother trying to get in touch with the secretive bastards. I gave up on the cunts donkeys years ago, before the internet became that enormous elephant in the room.
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I remember the huge protests when sociopathic war criminal Blair started the Iraq war. He still did it. That was proof enough for me that protests and petitions are useless bollocks; they’re just a safety-valve like football or Reform UK.
The only protests that ‘work’ are the ones with which the government agree or started in the first place: think pro-asylum, pro-abortion, BLM etc.
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The other type of protest that can work is the sort that is organised and determined, and involves the use of violence, including against the political class and its institutions. The use of force is the ultimate arbiter in human affairs.
In this country, following the demise of the IRA, this is almost entirely the preserve of islamists and varieties of far left extremist, whilst the far left state gaslights everybody and says it is the “far right”. The state itself is, of course, the biggest terrorist group of all, and is really run by people most of us have never heard of.
Disorganised protests, banners, throwing some bottles, signing petitions and voting achieve little if anything. They are really a form of containment that keep the mass of plebs far from threatening the regime in any meaningful way.
Most people are too stupid to get this and seem to believe that they’ll mysteriously start winning just by moaning and voting. Hasn’t worked for the past hundred years as our country has slid ever further down the toilet, but might as well keep believing anyway!
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I would like to start a petition to make sure that quare little arsehole Peter (“Petie”) Mandelson is stripped of his title. Even King Charles punished Andrew within weeks, but Kweer never had any intention of doing it, so Andy Burnham should. I dare say Streeting will cry and threaten to hit him with his handbag, but for Christ’s sake let’s get this AIDS riddled bumboy a commoner again – and they don’t get much more common than him.
I suppose they hope he will die off so they don’t have to upset the old queen.
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sigh. right I’ve signed it.
but don’t ask me again.
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Andy Burnham plans 13 billion increase in foreign aid according to a report in the ipaper.
And so it begins……
Someone should start a petition. 😁
The fucking cunt.
Good morning 🌞👍
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Yeah they’re probably a waste of time. As are physical protests as the bbc and sky will claim the numbers were tiny and finish with the police scrapping with a few protestors after they started it.
What other options do we have?
And why did the poll tax riots work? (Which were against a fair system in my opinion).
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The poll tax rots worked because the entire country was pissed off.
particularly anyone in the 18-25 age group who were unfairly (in my opinion) being charged upwards of a month’s take home wages for the privilege of living under a roof.
The police couldn’t control the anger aimed at them and took a proper kicking. This scared the government, because they knew that the pissed off people outnumbered the police 2000:1 and the politicians would be next on the list of cunts who needed a good hiding.
remember; nothing ever changes unless there’s a body count.
A fact that cunt Burnham specifically and the Labour party generally would do well to remember.
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I still think the principal of each adult paying for their local services is better than each household. Obviously there should be safeguards against those on low incomes getting charged too much, like there are most other things.
You’re right about the numbers though.
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Bring back the Caramac bar!
I’m going to petition my local MP once I find out who the cunt is.
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Caramac wasn’t actually chocolate, apparently it was flavoured fat..🤮
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made by Rowntree Mackintosh
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I loved Caramacs®.
They were sort of a racially neutral chocolate bar, neither dark nor white.
Cadburys make a Caramilk® bar, but it’s not the same – tastes like it was made from dog diarrhoea.
🐶💩
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If you give a dog chocolate, it dies.
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That explains it then.
Here boy! …🍫
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People used to stop you in the street and ask if you’d like to sign a petition against something or other. Or they’d come round your house. It’s all done online now.
My theory is that this came about because nowadays most of the population don’t know how to hold a fucking pen.
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Indeed, GT. And as the famous saying goes “An online government petition is total shite.” (MGM studio chief Louis B. Mayer, 1937).
📜
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I started a petition to ban petitions.
But no one would sign it.
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I would have signed in GT, but I lost my pencil.
📝
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I sign loads of petitions.
anything against government decision making or policy ? give us that pen.
solves nowt like but it irkes them nonetheless.
I once signed a Palestine petition Adolf Jewkill.
the hippy on the stall must of suspected something as id wrote it massive😃
called me a nasty name.
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That’d be one physical petition I’d sign.
Mohammed Sausagebreath or Bilal Baconbits.
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Sort of thing that I’d do and get myself into trouble with the missus for embarrassing her.
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I genuinely prefer to offend with the followup to ‘would you mind signing a petition?’
… ‘what’s it about?’
Then they tell ya… thusly facilitating the intended …
‘Then, no’.
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oops 😄
^ no .. I ain’t signing shit ; not no I wouldn’t mind ..
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Makes no difference unfortunately; I’m sure it’s just a way to harvest details of desenting individuals. When the shower of shit eventually crashes down, they will come for us like the starsi. It’s like giving plebs a vote, a vote for what exactly? all the parties are a sack of shit. Best be careful though or the plod will turn up to “have a word”
https://youtu.be/pwEoordsiTM?is=tFRffKlkwFSAEWVm
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Occasionally an isac-er has mused on this site ; ‘It’s a wonder the govt./authorities haven’t shut it down’
That evokes the same reasoning from me as why the disrespectful-to-the-electorate petition site is there… a ‘valve’ to keep the isac-ers and their disenfranchisement on the small screen …
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You could be right, it’s why I pick very careful what I say. Well I try to at least. surely the powers that be know if you stopped people venting their spleen, it would all crash down. If and when Europe goes full fascist, they will only have themselves to blame. As they say every action has a reaction, well eventually.
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Yes C could be right. I do wonder how we get away with the levels of anti woke we as a group produce. There again truth is truth. Shit don’t give much of a fuck anymore anyway.. could also be used as an indicator of the darker side of the silent majority and how the seething cauldron of horrid thoughts is progressing. Almost ready to boil over hopefully, dusted down the tactical night gear ready to rock..
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I got fed up with signing petition and when I phoned I’m the only one annoyed about my particular complaints.
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I would happily sign the death warrants of every politician, involved with the mass influx of savages over the past 30 years.
And kick the chair away if required..
If petitions solved anything, the government cunts would ban them..
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“Unlike many US states or Switzerland, citizens in the UK cannot force a referendum through public petitions or initiatives. Parliament holds a total monopoly on the process; a public vote can only happen if a majority of MPs choose to pass a specific law triggering one. Because the political class views, say, a capital punishment referendum as an existential threat to the legal order, they simply refuse to ever grant the public that choice”.
If nothing else, after all the words already posted ; the word ‘considered’ .. 100k signatures and a topic is ‘considered’ for a debate… even as piss-poor as the nom outlined those debates to be… if the cunts simply don’t feel like it, they won’t bother themselves with one. A full hour of their times because the plebs are unhappy about something? .. a preposterous notion!..
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This is one of our biggest problems. No legal way of calling the cunts to heel is there? They get elected and fuck you mugs.
Sick system is it not
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I like signing petitions as other people.
I’ve done all of you lot.
Cunt Engine signed on for compulsory hijabs in schools, Miserable for the 20mph speed limit and JP to scrap the state pension.
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You bastard!
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Start a petition stating all mud slimes should be deported and it’ll get as far as a knock on your door 🚪…with a full swat team on your path 🚔🚨
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The nom should have stopped at the third word
The Pointless Goverment
But where would you start and how many pages would it cover 😂
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Apologies, slightly O/T but estranged Prince Fuckwit needs to cough up a sizeable number of sovereigns in his recently failed court case …
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c04kwr9r1zlo
Looks like he`s come back here to put Me-again out to whore on the streets of blighty to recoup his losses.
🦵🏿
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Oh how cruel, surely the Duke and Duchess are here to provide succour to the ailing king and support the queen. No other reason surely
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The icing on the cake is that Baroness Lawrence is also in the frame to cough up a chunk of dosh.
Have a great weekend cunters !
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Aye Guzzi, she’ll be tearing her hair out 🤣
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Are you concerned about the homeless sir?
“no”.
There’s been 3 thousand deaths in 14 years of black youths in custody in the UK!
“good”.
I used to like upsetting those earnest young walkers on the high street.
petitions, pamphlets, commie newspapers, etc
id go out of my way to upset them.
socialist worker! get your socialist worker!
take one, tells me its a pound
“capitalist pig!”
Always some teenage puritan cunt.
some unblinking cultist.
some humourless little mummy’s boy.
Nowadays I’m rarely on the High Street.
if I had hair I would use a Turkish barber,
I dont like american candy
and I dont wear tracksuits
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At least way back when, say, in the previous millennium, a paper petition had a *hint * more gravitas about it, than these e-cunts.
Bit of demonstrable effort had to be put in by whatever organisers .. clipboards, pens, bit of photocopying but – joking aside – actual manpower sometimes several locations manned for a weekend in a given town or city, sometimes several cities or nationwide.
Nowadays cunts just stick one on a forum and/or bandy them around – as a mere link – from one device to another akin in usefulness to a bunch of braindead post menopausal cunts endlessly passing around (someone elses) memes about wine or cake or similarly stupid shit, on whatsapp or whatever .. with a real-world sum total value of nil when all is said and done.
No offence meant to anyone who ever partook before (of the well-meaning petitions not the mindless meme circles) .. but at least now we know for the future ….
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It looks like Ginger Bollocks only came back to Britain to tap his ‘dad’ up after losing his privacy case.
We should petition to have him exiled to one of those shithole African countries filled landmines he loves so much.
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BBC News – Prince Harry and six others ordered to pay initial £9.5m to Daily Mail publisher
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c04kwr9r1zlo
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Better.
Harry and claimants face paying up to £34.5m to Mail as judge says doomed case was ‘unreasonable’ https://mol.im/a/16067837 via https://dailym.ai/android
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I find this case and that of Jason Arsehole thoroughly encouraging Doc. In both cases journalists have done their job properly and with application and in JA’s case quite unlike all the various establishment bodies involved. Wholly positive I feel and further accumulating evidence that things are moving in the right direction.
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Flash in the pan, Arfur ..
”Academic who raised plagiarism allegations against late Cambridge professor Jason Arday suspended by university”
So, a whistleblower-of-bullshit being vilified for ‘discrimination’ against the bullshitter.
Reckons they’re gonna take his job.
The msm article I read was falling in line with the ‘they done him(the dead cunt) wrong’ .. the loss, the heartbreaking vigil of thousands, and as ever the word tragedy bastardized to a degree that would make Genghis Khan blush.
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And as for those creeps lining up to blame the media for JA topping himself, just contemptible.
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I’d still like to bone his bony missus right up the arse until she called me “your highness”.
She’s probably crying out for a real seeing to.
You reckon she’d take delivery of my consignment of German sausage, LL?
(also a little joke there for Cuntemall…)
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I spotted it in real time, you rolloping trolloping saucebottle you.
Drop her a telegram ; you’ve nothing to lose and if all goes well she’ll be staring at your (dungeon) ceiling ’til christmas, the lucky tart …
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p.s.
*woof*
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Good cunting.
The parliamentary petitions pretence is a proper cunt’s charter designed to ride roughshod over the wishes of the unwashed. The mother-fucker of all parliaments is a worthless talking shop. Fuck off.
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Our “Government” never take no notice.Quisling cunts.
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No government in this country ever came to power on the back of a manifesto pledge to import millions of people from the third world. If anything, the exact opposite was what they promised, corresponding with what most people actually want. And yet…
Absolutely brazen disrespect towards tens of millions of tax paying citizens and their wishes. They clearly don’t care.
Now imagine the thousands of other policy areas where they’ve worked against the national and majority public interest.
The very existence of this so called petition system is risible.
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Wasn’t it the BLAIR CREATURE who started the government petition fiasco..?
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Yes it was.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_Parliament_petitions_website
Now we know for sure it’s a fucking smokescreen for the truth…!
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A petition ON same to have the petition site ‘Permanently taken down because it’s all-out disingenuously superfluous and any debate it brings about is only ever by cunts anyways’ … ?
That’d be ironic.
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As realisation dawned that this is just 2 shy of my fiftieth IsAC nom, some of the previous ones came to mind.
Here’s one.
14 months ago, I cunted a medical tribunal for not striking off a doctor that they found to be guilty of a rape allegation against him, .. their ‘reasoning’ was because the victim ……wasn’t a patient of his. (wtf!?)
https://is-a-cunt.com/2025/04/medical-practitioners-tribunal-service/
Unlike msm, I keep track of stuff I deemed worthy of highlighting AFTER the story peaks and is widely forgotten. And indeed that thread ended with my saying I’d be keeping an eye on the name.
And so : “Dr. Aloaye Foy-Yamah, a former acute care consultant at Blackpool Victoria Hospital, was struck off the UK medical register in May 2026. A disciplinary tribunal found that he had raped a female friend at his home, reversing an earlier controversial decision that had only initially suspended his license”.
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About fucking time!
Cunt raped a woman at home, but remained a doctor for 12 months anyways. Like it didn’t matter a jot.
🤬
Throwing down this update at the end of this here nom seeing as it’s run it’s course ; seemed as good a place as any.
Be amusing to think the medical board caught wind of the cunting and it spurned them into reversing their earlier inadequacy.
Now, hopefully, ex-dr. foy-yamah falls down an open manhole and dies.
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Just looked up his image online. Wish I hadn’t. No wonder they were afraid of striking him off.
Sex offender allowed to practice as a Dr. See if you can guess why the usual standards have been lowered a tad…
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A moment of clarity upon waking this morning … wondering, now, about the Pantone-swatch curve of the original tribunal members .. 🤔
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