Roshan Salih

I nominate Roshan Salih, a so called journalist, who works for Iranian Press TV (the same channel which pays exorbitant amounts to that other well known cunt George Galloway).

This ubercunt invited the (banned by OFCOM) Press TV to a Labour party meeting recently, where Joan Ryan was defeated in a vote of no confidence (94 votes to 92). He did this purely because Joan supports Israel.

This vile little racist cuntrag should eff off to the islamic fascist dictatorship of Iran, where he belongs, and he can take Gallowcunt with him.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Conspiracy Theorists [2]


There are the harmless weirdos who are convinced the moon landings were faked and so on, but I am cunting the twisted, sinister cunts who take things further and to an even more ridiculous level.

Today we hear of a Yankee ‘shock jock’ whatever that is who has been spreading rubbish about the Sandy Hook shootings being a hoax. What a fucking despicable cunt.

Add in the assorted loons who will tell you that 9/11, 7/7 were plots, usually by the governments or Mossad and you get the picture. There are also morons saying similar about the Lee Rigsby murder.

They use speculation as facts to support further speculation to a ridiculous, homeopathic level of dilution.

But the real harm is that this rubbish gives support to those that don’t want to believe that their religion does such things. They can blame others, carry on the pretence of a religion of peace and even justify further attacks.

Conspiracy theorists are gullible, stupid, low-life cunts. I have a feeling this may flush a few out.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Banks [3]

I would like to nominate the banks. Having returned home from working away, I found a very nice letter telling me that the interest rate on my mortgage is going up in line with the BoE base rate increase. However there was no letter from the cunts informing me that the interest rate on my ISA was increasing likewise.

We bailed these cunts out and oh how short their memories are. As soon as they could they’ve gone to their old ways. Massive bonuses, interest hikes on loans etc. and bare minimum interest on savings for those who want to be sensible with some of their money.

Well fuck them, as soon as I can, my money will be out of there and under the mattress. If we all did that, they soon shit their pants and treat customers properly.

Utter cunts.

Nominated by McCunterson

Ms Doctor Who

I well remember when the Doctor first appeared way, way back in 1963. It was a weekend in November, when the world reeled to news of JFK’s assassination, and what a welcome distraction it was from that awfulness. Shortly afterwards the Daleks put in their first appearance, and Doctor Who was on its way towards becoming an institution, dare I say a ‘national treasure’. I was an avid fan for years, even though it eventually went down the pan and was axed by Al-beebra in 1989.
Anyway, it was a case of ‘welcome back’ in 2005, and for the first few series, with Eccleston then Tennant, it really was pretty good. Unfortunately, Russell T Davies then the insufferable Steven Moffat got a grip, and started to use what was basically early evening family viewing to promote an insidious ‘right on’ identity politics agenda. The show’s been going downhill ever since, to the point where I’ve barely watched at all for the last three series.
Now fans will be aware that the Doc’s been a white bloke in every previous incarnation of his thousand year life, but according to Moffat, that’s not ‘progressive’ or ‘inclusive’ enough. The poor old Doc’s had his nuts cut off, and come October, we’ll have Ms Doctor Who, another nail in the coffin.
Okay, it’s just a show. Does it really matter? I think it does. I’ve got absolutely nothing against heroines. I love Wonder Woman and Princess Leia, but they’re, er, women. Of course in the world of Doctor Who, literally anything can happen, it’s fiction. But even a fictional universe must have an internal consistency to avoid absurdity, and a sex change Doctor is just one step too far even for this pc blighted travesty. There’s no going back now, I fear, and the next reincarnation will probably be a black lesbian.
While we’re at it, let’s put in another call for a black James Bond, or make it Jane Bond. What about a female Indiana Jones? I mean, all these icons are just white males, so it doesn’t matter, really. Let’s have a remake of ‘Shaft’ then, Matt Damon would be great in the role. What’s that, did somebody just yell ‘cultural appropriation’?
You mess with icons at your peril, and I hate the cunts who even think about messing with mine in the name of ‘diversity’.

Nominated by Ron Knee

The BBC are now going to make Doctor Who even more ‘diverse’… A reliable source has said that the new right on female Doctor (Jumpable Jodie) will take her two young gifted and black companions back in time to events that are ‘significant’ to their ethnic background’… One such story apparently involving the Doc and her brown buddies meeting Rosa Parks in 1950s Alabama… That’s real swashbuckling sci-fi boys own adventure, eh? The young’ uns are going to love that, aren’t they? That’ll give the Daleks and Sontarans a run for their money… So, it is now officially an ‘educational’ politically correct programme to tell us all how great black people are? Will Missy return as Mammy?! This is pure propaganda that would put Goebells to shame and the BBC are disgusting cunts…

Nominated by Norman

Jodi Whittaker as the new Doctor Who?

Good job Daleks don’t have cocks or she’d be royally fucked…

Nominated by Dioclese

Anyhow, this is more like it :

Gina Miller [6]

Lady Cuntly is at it again.

Fuck me she is getting a high opinion of herself isn’t she?. Full of piss and wind, with a face uglier than Keir Starmer’s ringpiece.

If the attention seeking old cunt really believes in the EU so bad, why doesn’t she do a Lady Godiva and ride through the streets stark bollock naked on a horse. I am sure if Blair offered enough cash she would be happy to show tits, fanny and arse so we can all have a good laugh. I am sure she is beach body ready

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Fuck me. Gina Miller has more front than the National Gallery!

“I have no political ambitions and no wish to lead the Loberal Democrats” which is why I am addressing the Lib Dem conference and they have changed their rules so the leader doesn’t have to be an MP.

“I am only interested in repairing the cracks in democracy” which is why I reject the result of the largest plebiscite in UK history because they don’t agree with me.

Of course she wants to lead the Lib Dems. That’s why she’s denying it. Ironically the second part of the party’s name seems to be the bit she simply can’t understand.

What a fucking two faced idiot…

Nominated by Dioclese