This is not so much a ‘cunting’ as a ‘moroning’ but shows that people’s vanity, mixed with myopic levels of naivety, can be both stupid AND fatal.

Last year, Washington D.C. couple Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan decided to cycle round the Globe. They were imbued by both a desire to see the the World as well as proving their faith in humanity, even the more dangerous places.

They decided to write a blog about their experiences and took endless photos for their Instagram page. This was nothing to do with vanity and bragging but so others could constantly view their cycling achievements and share in their endless holidaying.

They eventually cycled through Central Asia and some dodgy desert countries. Hmm, a tad dangerous, but not for our blindly naive,short-sighted millennials. What could go wrong? Well…

Let’s have a round of ISAC Gamehow, shall we? Question 1:

Last month while in Tajikistan, do you think they:

a.) Experienced culture shock that would stretch their minds and eventually strengthen their characters?

b.) Enjoyed a refreshing welcome from the open-minded locals who believed in free speech and democracy?

c.) Got brutally murdered by being stabbed after being run off the road by ISIS terrorists?

I’ll give you ten seconds….

Now click here for the answer

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Wannabe Ed Sheerans are cunts…

Now, we all know the original tuneless and charmless Ginger Gremlin cunt is diabolical, but the hordes of tossers who try to emulate this cunt are also cunts themselves… I refer to the young lads who now infest Manchester, Bury, Prestwich, and loads of other town centres… You can spot the cunts a mile off… Young straight out of school spotty twats, with the same crappy chip pan haircut as the ginger cunt and the same scruffy cunt appearance… These pricks also thrash at an acoustic guitar (no chords or anything) and they churn out Sheeran shite like ‘Perfect’ and the excrement that is ‘Galway Girl’….

I approached one of these specimens the other day and asked ‘Do you play anything else?’ The buffoon looked puzzled… ‘Simon and Garfunkel?’ I added… ‘The Beatles?’ ‘Dylan?’ ‘ More blank responese… And when I said ‘Donovan?’ The pimple ravaged imbecile said ‘Jason Donovan?’ I promptly called him a cunt and fucked off… For fuck’s sake…

Nominated by Norman

There are some people out there who really do need to get a life and this one of them.

Siobhan O’Dwyer who petulantly slammed Qantas after a flight attendant mistakenly called her Miss instead of Doctor has hit back at trolls who have mocked her for having ‘first world problems.’

She has a PhD in Philosophy and is a Senior Lecturer at the University of Exeter medical school. She said the incident would never have happened if she was a man. Well that’s bullshit isn’t it.

In the original post Dr O’Dwyer said ‘Hey @Qantas my name is Dr O’Dwyer. My ticket says Dr O’Dwyer. look at my ticket, look at me, look back at my ticket decide it’s a typo and call me Miss O’Dwyer. I did not spend 8 years at university of be called Miss.’

She defended her post, saying it was not about ego, but rather ‘highlighting one of a thousand instances of sexism that women encounter every day’. More bullshit. It’s about her ego.

What is it with these fucking academics that makes them feel so self important?? Proof positive that just because you’re highly educated you’re not necessarily highly intelligent.

Grow up you daft cunt…

Nominated by Dioclese

Hooray! It’s finally happened! After 11 long and painful years of boring jokes, shit writing and inane laugh tracks The Big Bang Theory is finally ending after its current season! Tried watching it quite a few times and from what I’ve seen, it’s the most bland, badly written, irritating show on television – which wouldn’t be a problem, were it not for the fact that the show has a massive fanbase! Fuck knows why this kind of dreary, unoriginal shitcom garbage is popular – its certainly more Vicar of Dibley than it is The Simpsons (well the classic seasons of the Simpsons anyway) on the quality scale.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt