BLACK FRIDAY is the ultimate post modern, neo liberal guardian reader snowflake CUNT yet also capitalist! How can any cunt hit so many bases simultaneously!? No, I don’t want 20% off writing paper for my fucking email address or a hotel room for £20 more than I usually pay and yes, ametican websites I know it’s thanksgiving but the icky thing I truly give Thanks for is that I don’t live in your country because it is also a cunt – but I’ll get on to that later.

Nominated by maurice potts

Newsah Syeh (no, never heard of the twat either), a so called ‘social influencer’ from Australia who was denied entry to the Louvre, for basically being dressed like a whore. Claimed that she was heartbroken by the incident. Nothing to do with the fact that she just did it to get publicity, the self aggrandising cunt. She’s bloody ugly too.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

After they were mentioned in Monsieur Knee’s excellent cunting on snowflakes earlier I decided it was high time social services got an uber cunting of their own.

Far from protecting vulnerable children and adults from abuse, as they are supposedly obliged to, they instead focus on harassing innocent families with a religious level of zealotry over the slightest of mishaps. Dirty plate in the sink or unmade bed? Filthy house and poor living conditions! Bruised knee from a playground fall? Routine neglect and abuse! Can’t find any evidence of child porn on the computer (despite the neighbours’ claims)? It must’ve been wiped! Look again! Scratches on hands from a severely autistic brother who’s incapable of knowing any better? Children aren’t capable of doing that – it must be the parents! There’s no evidence but we’re social services – we can’t possibly be wrong! We have to cook up a case!

And all this kind of shit at the expense of helping genuinely vulnerable children like Baby P, Trae-Bleu Layne and Rio Ross. It genuinely makes me sick to my fucking stomach and I hate these people just as much as I hate Bliar, perhaps even more so – and coming from me that’s fucking big.. So fuck you you quasi-Soviet cunts, for not only putting my own family through hell but also many other innocent families as well, all whilst ignoring those poor kids who actually needed your help.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Please cunt the idea of Driverless cars. A bigger pile of mendacious drivel can only be found in the arguments put forward by the Remainers.Its all bullshit spread by those arrogant small dicked boffins in Sillycunt Valley.In 2012 Sergey Brin one of the cunts who runs Google said his company would have autonomous cars available for the general public within five years.”You can count on one hand the number of years it will take before ordinary people can experience this,” he said Well ive looked at my hand and it has 5 fingers but its been 6 years you opened your gob you greedy cunt. so wheres my fucking car?

Truth is these cunts only test their driverless gadgets on specially designed roads with virtually zero traffic or pedestrians..A couple of years back one of these contraptions drove across the USA,a distance of about 3000 miles.Its makers had a celebratory press conference where they gloated that the vehicle had driven 98% of the journey on pilotless mode.Only on 2% of the drive did a human have to take over.When pressed by a pesky journalist what conditions was the 2% driven under the answer was *only when the vehicle approached a built up area,or it was raining or a little dark”

Cunts

Nominated by CuntsR-US