It’s been ages since I last posted on here, but I would like to nominate “Lack of manners” for a cunting…..

Got dragged to a Christmas Market today, consisting of small ‘sheds’ where each vendor had their different wares on display. Obviously, these little sheds can only hold about 5 people a time. So, on more than one occasion, I’m having to wait outside, whilst people are in there. Nearly every time, I’m waiting there like a cunt, whilst people file out, and not ONE cunt says ‘thanks’, or even a nod that I’m stood there like a spare prick whilst they all slowly wander out.
This is just one, very minor, occasion. The number of times me and the missus will be out walking, and another couple will be coming the opposite way. Sometimes there won’t be enough room to pass with us all side by side, so we go single-file, whilst the other cunts will just amble pass, side by side, meaning that we get reduced to walking on the grass/mud cos of these selfish cunts. Same thing as when you’re holding the door open in the shops, and cunts, often old cunts, will walk right through with not a word said.

Where the fuck did manners vanish to?

Nominated by Mr Sausage

AirBNB is due a cunting for no longer listing accomodation in Judea and Samaria, whilst continuing to list accomodation in Chinese occupied Tibet, Turkish occupied northern Cyprus AND terrorist dominated Gaza (who’d want to go to that cunthole anyway?) So fuck airbnb, you cunts, I won’t be using you again, not that I ever have done. I’ve advised everyone I know to boycott these cunts.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Angelina Jolie, Hollywood superstar, is to be a guest-editor on Radio 4’s Today programme. She is planning a Refugee special.

Jolie, star of Tomb Raider and owner of a natural, huge mouth, said she is going to invite refugees and survivors of conflict to speak about their experiences.

Sigh.

Perhaps if she clubbed together with all her “humanitarian” millionaire cronies (Leo DiCrapriat, George Fucking Clooney) they could chip in billions of dollars to a cause of their choice. Clooney owns five houses. Yet no, they’d rather just educate the little people, admonish them then tell them to donate.

Well done, Jolie; you’ve won the 2018 Lineker Award. Merry Fucking Christmas.

Listen, TinselTown Tits, you live a multi-millionaire lifestyle and play act love stories and action films before returning to one of your many mansions and servants. Stop attempting to milk a bit of sympathy during your salty divorce proceedings with Brad. Stop lecturing people about refugees, real or otherwise, and stop pretending you don’t have a thoroughly pampered life, you pompous, trout-lipped hypocrite.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Georgia Hall

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2018/dec/04/georgia-hall-paid-womens-tour-men-golf-interview

Golf is not my cup of tea but this gets my fucking goat. Yet Another female sportswoman moaning that their male counterparts earn loads more than them. I’m sure The woman is a brilliant golfer and talented beyond belief and has clearly spent hours and hours honing her talents and she deserves her rewards. But It’s simple Georgia, if you want to be the “champion golfer of the year” enter the men’s tour, win a load of tournaments and win a major, nobody is stopping you. Ask for a couple of wildcards into some male tournaments (the sponsors will be gagging for it) and go win them and walk off with the prize money. It’s what the men do. If you want equality in sport then let men play on the women’s tour. Until you do that please shut the fuck up about equality.

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

I’d like to nominate one of my university flatmates for a cunting. I won’t name him because :
1. it would be distasteful, and
2. it might lead to him or someone he knows discovering my little rant on here.

He’s a right fucking asshole. Always shouts REALLY LOUDLY whenever he’s on the phone, makes no attempts to control the noise level of his mates whenever he invites them round (anyone who knows me personally knows I find a situation like that rather frightening) and on top of that he always leaves the kitchen a mess and only cleans it when one of the rest of us (usually me because I’ve sort of taken on the mantle of enforcer with that kind of stuff) tells him to.

Oh, and he never takes any responsibility either – he usually just acknowledges the problem, addresses it when I tell him to then goes right back to the same behaviour all over again, sometimes whilst deflecting and blaming ME for stuff I haven’t done and occasionally even lying to try and avoid being called out on it. I’ve just had yet another go at him and forced him to clean the kitchen again after once again he forgot to do it, and I’ve made it clear in no uncertain terms that if he doesn’t address this cuntish behaviour I WILL get Accommodation to move him to another flat – it would devastate him but it’s his own damn fault.

What a cunt.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt