Football Daily. Who are they, I hear you ask?

Well, they’re a YouTube channel focused on football (duh) who have a habit of letting their leftism infect their content. Haven’t seen anything they’ve done since last year when they encouraged people to vote for Corblimey and launched sniping attacks at the Tories in the aftermath of the election.

Now, the Tories are massive cunts but there’s something to be said for not letting your politics influence your content unless you bill yourself as a political channel. They also have around one and a half million subscribers but are lucky to crack 150k views so clearly I’m not alone in my hatred of them.

Nothing in particular has set off this cunting, I’ve just realised that I haven’t got around to cunting the pathetic, weasel faced soyboy cunts on here yet.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Yet again, I find myself having to nominate that senile old Limp Dim fart, Vince Cable. He’s always been a miserable, whiny voiced twat. But since the referendum he’s thrown himself fully into the realms of insanity with his increasingly ridiculous, doom laden warnings of what will happen when/if the UK finally leaves the EU. Well, last night (Thursday 25th November 2018) he delivered what I consider to be the piece de resistance of Brexit doom prophecies.

According to Vince, Brexit will bring about the end of Strictly. Apparently, the reason that Strictly will have to end is that most of the professional dancers are not British. That’s true. However, it’s also true that most of the non-British dancers are from non-EU countries, and that our immigration laws are such that they would not be affected by the end of the worl…err…Brexit.

As demented, desperate Brexit scaremongering goes, this one is right at the top of the shit pile. I see it as a sign that Cable’s last remaining, hair thin grip on reality has finally snapped, and he is now clinically insane. Even IF Brexit brought about the end of Strictly, who gives a fuck? It’s a TV show for Christ’s sake. A TV in which overpaid, attention seeking, zzzz list ‘celebrities’ dress up like faggots and compete to see who can make themselves look a bigger prick than usual. The world will not end if it’s cancelled.

Yes, the few million people who actually watch that shite will be upset, but they’ll get over it. And the tens of millions who DON’T watch it, and don’t give a flying monkey’s fuck about the show, will carry on as normal. Nothing bad will happen. And let’s face it, shows like that are ten a penny. There’ll be another load of ‘celebrity’ shite along sooner or later.

For Cable to suggest that our leaving the Fourth Reich will bring about the end of a show that the vast majority of people in the UK neither watch, nor care about, is yet another sign of how desperate remainers are becoming. This isn’t just scraping the bottom of the barrel, this is digging deep beneath the barrel. Especially Cable who, let’s not forget, is the miserable cunt who claimed he could bring down the Tory/Lib Dem coalition government that HE helped create, with his ‘nuclear option’ then remembered that the Lib Dems are against nuclear weapons.

What little credibility he had has long since disappeared. Retirement can’t come soon enough for this cunt. His brain retired years ago. And in any case, Strictly wouldn’t have to be cancelled, for the simple reason that there are LOADS of professional BRITISH dancers.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

I know, it’s boring, it’s repetitive, but…again…

Treesa May.

Saw her bbc 5 phone-in “performance” on the box today, Dog almighty what a smug, duplicitous old toad she is; totally subhuman, an amoeba. She looked like a hunchback more than ever, and a poison dwarf as well, with an awful slappable face, and a nasty suspicion of blue halo behind her, making her appear like some sort of new Mother Theresa, or something on an exceptionally nasty, cheap Christmas card.

Please Dog, if I have just one Christmas wish, it’s that May comes into contact with some three-phase cables. Flash, pfffft, and the shit hits the fan.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

Seconded. She has managed to keep us in the EU by presenting a worthless deal, late in the day, with no alternative. The EU seem happy which says everything. The real alternative was always ‘no deal’ ( the referendum was yes or no to membership. Not yes or yes) which would have turned the tables on the EU but of course that was never considered by May or her Remoaning civil servants. So there has been zero planning for ‘no deal’, just project Fear for ‘crashing out’. She has had over 2 years to plan. So clever or incompetent? Probably both.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble