Gin and Tonic deserves a cunting.  There was a time when, on entering a bar, buying a G&T was easy.  It was Gordon’s with Schweppes tonic water, a slice of lemon and some ice.  In my day’s in the mess, it was a good way to get pissed without getting a hangover.  And it’s tasty – good on a hot, summer’s day or a relaxer after work.  Now, because of the work of cunts with beards (for that’s what they are), asking for a G&T results in you being handed a menu, and that’s just for the fucking tonic water!

In 2010, there were 116 gin distilleries in the UK.  Now there are over 300, all because cunts with beards believe they have distilled the latest elixir of life.  And another set of beardies is endlessly re-inventing tonic water.  Now, listen up you cunts – a G&T is a London Dry Gin served in a straight glass with plenty of ice, tonic water and a slice of lemon.  And it all tastes the same, especially after the fourth or fifth glass.  Gin has been around since the 13th century, so beardies, you’re making nothing new.  Cunts.

Nominated by Sgt Maj Cunt

A swift cunting for all these sagging meatsacks of the female variety who get starkers on calendars, for various charidees. Or sometimes just for workplace social progressivism.

Now some of the causes may be worthy perhaps, but this seems to me a cheap double standard in my eyes, eyes which have been assaulted by funbags hanging below the navel and bingo wings suffering from a case of flesh rot. Why is this gross violation tolerated, but tight and able bodied women can’t work clothed to promote F1? Money is exchanged in both instances afterall.

Maybe I’m seeing this all wrong and I’m the cunt here. I just don’t want to see giggly-jiggly grandmas on display to be frank.

Nominated by The Big Chunky Cunty

It’s ISAC Gameshow time again.

In September 2017, a man (Ismael Osamor) was arrested at the Bestival festival in Dorset. He is found with £2500 worth of drugs (ecstasy, cocaine, cannabis, ketamine). At the time he was working as a Labour Councillor in Haringey. What do you think happened:-

a.) Osamor was fined £2500 (the same amount), sentenced to six months prison, and consequently lost his job. His mother (Kate Osamor, Shadow International Development Secretary) was distraught.

b.) Osamor was fined £2500, sentenced to a two-year community order and nobly resigned his Councillor position immediately. His mother (Kate Osamor, Shadow International Development Secretary) was distraught.

c.) Osamor was merely sentenced to a two-year community order and only resigned last week (October 2018). He continues to work for his mother (Kate Osamor, Shadow International Development Secretary) as a senior communications officer.

I’ll give you ten seconds….

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

*****UPDATE*****
1st December – the cunt has resigned from the Shadow Cabinet. Strike one for our side!

Google are cunts aren’t they? Last week, the one day of the event marking a century since the Armistice was signed and the guns fell silent Google’s appreciation was a very small poppy – no shortcuts to stories of the men or the conflict, so much for marking the occasion of the death of 50 million+ people if the Flu immediately after the war was included.
Today on Google there is a celebration with a GIF and a shortcut to the remarkable historic achievements of …………..wait for it……………..
Mestre Bimba- yup, that towering historical world famous blambo. He invented Capoeira and its his 119th Birthday. Why isn’t there a Bank Holiday to celebrate this Brazilians contribution to the World? If you haven’t heard of him you can check him out yourself. I cant be fucking arsed even posting a shortcut.
This is snowflake history, erasing the past and making the blambo responsible for every major achievement throughout history.

Nominated by Cunto

The fucking American left.

Trump is a cunt but:-
His opponents are blaming him for pipe bombs sent by a lunatic and the synagogue massacre.
Who knew he was an anti-Semite and bomb maker? He kept that quiet, the cunt. Corbyn is fond of both practices but hasn’t been blamed.

They adopt the same position as the Remoaners here, they lost a democratic election but Trump is ‘not in their name’. I have no doubt Trump’s opponents would have been comfortable on the ‘People’s (Waitrose) March’ in London.
Fucking hypocrites to a man, woman and trannie.
The colleges no-platform anyone they disagree with – you know, normal, mainstream opinions, and are driving out all academics who are not rabid, virtue signalling, history-denying clones. Fuck me, they provide petting dogs for students whose ‘safe space’ is invaded by exams.

Obama talked well, looked good and achieved exactly fuck all in 8 years. Hilary would have been the same. The left has gone mainstream Establishment.

God help America.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble