Water fighters

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Water fighters are cunts…

I mean, we all did it as kids (in that glorious summer of 76) but fucking older kids and adults having water fights is as childish as fuck … I dare say the same thing that happens in kids water fights happens to adults who do it too… There was always one kid who liked to throw his/her weight (and water) about, but told the others that they ‘weren’t allowed to get wet…’ Needless to say the smug little cunt got a drenching and then kicked off Viz Spoilt Bastard style and ruined all the fun…

Now that is going to be worse if it’s pissed up ‘youths’ or adults in a park acting like three year olds with water guns (spoiled cunts… We just had empty Fairy Liquid bottles)… Some soft twat is going to get soaked, go into a ‘rage’ and it all kicks off…..

This happened in London and it begs the question: what the fuck were bottles and knives doing at a seemingly innocent water fight? The cozzers should have water cannoned the lot of them…

Pathetic cunts…

Nominated by: Norman

Jamie Oliver [7]

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There are far too many of these tv cooks producing a lot of poncified shite using ingredients from their “store cupboard” or from a “delightful artisan” supplier who at least is bright enough to rip the pretentious shits off.

Led by King of the Cooking Cunts, Jamie Oliver, they should all be halal butchered before being turned into organic dog food, although save me Oliver’s tongue! It should feed a family of starving Ethiopians for a month, if they can scrape the slavver off it.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler

Being on holiday

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Being on Holiday is a cunt,

Fucking hot weather, loads of sexy women, cheap Rum and Vodka, no traffic, no everyday life, no Tesco, and I can still get on Is a Cunt.

The reason it’s a cunt is that I have spotted a few potential cunts!

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

Twitter [3]

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I’d like to nominate top cunts Twitter for permanently suspending Milo Yiannopoulos’s account for his spat with Leslie Jones, one of the ‘stars’ of the PC remake of Ghostbusters.

Whether you like Milo or not (I do), this is another case of the erosion of freedom of speech and is a very worrying trend. It seems that mainstream media, many politicians, the majority of school teachers, the majority of academics, Facebook and the film industry have a PC Marxist kind of left wing bias which is being imposed on the whole of society, and which our young seem to be soaking up like a sponge.

This is dangerous stuff and needs to be countered.

Nominated by: Serena

Tanveer Ahmed

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Can I nominate Tanveer Ahmed for a cunting?

This is the Muslim prick who drove 200 miles from Bradford to Glasgow to stab the shopkeeper for ‘disrespecting’ Islam.

Well your religion deserves disrespect. I could tolerate the stupidity of the religion a lot more if it wasn’t for violent unthinking cunts like you. Yes Christianity is bullshit but at least their members know to behave you ignorant cunt.

Nominated by: Chris Horner