Wayne Rooney [5]

“Well, Brian, I kicked the ball and it went in the met, know wot I mean..?

Wayne Rooney is a cunt…

Keeper nowhere near his line, static defence… Sticking my neck out here , but any pro footballer should be able to do that… Fucking hell, even Charlie Adam has done it! Rooney was doing what Rooney does best: stat padding against no hopers…

Rooney hits the ball from distance into an empty net, and all of a sudden it’s the best goal ever? Do fuck off!

Nominated by Norman

Wayne Rooney [4]


Wayne Cuntney, he is a disgrace to the England shirt.

We have had South Africa 2010, Brazil 2014, and the recent Euros totally shit performances and this cunt has been one of the shittest performers. Gets paid 300k a week and he’s been shit for year’s.

What a cunt.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

Wayne Rooney [3]


Wayne Rooney is a prize cunt.

I have been a Stretford Ender man and boy for over 35 years. But I loathe this syrup wearing, whoremongering, moneygrabbing, skiving scouse twat.

The fact that this bellend is United captain: following greats like Robson, Buchan, Bruce, Law, Cantona, Charlton etc makes we want to puke…

With our back four (three? Whatever) already fucked this scouse bastard decides to kick some Hammers player in the knackers and gets a three game ban. He is just a cunt who is there for the money and he is a fucking liability.

Nominated by: Norman

National Treasures


A cunt by any other name…

I hope everyone realises that the rest of the nation plays ‘Is A Cunt’ but has a different name for it. Everyone else calls it “National Treasures”. Think of all the people routinely referred to as “national treasures” – Stephen Fry, Sandi Toksvig, Miranda Hart, Alan Titchmarsh, even Morrissey, for fuck’s sake.


Nominated by: Fred West

Cliff Richard, “Sir” Elton John, Helen Mirren, Jeremy Clarkson and now that cunt who plays Sherlock (Jeremy Brett is ‘the’ Sherlock Holmes and Tom Baker is ‘the’ Dr. Who, so the BBC can fuck right off!).

Then of course there is there are the national treasures of the arsewipe tabloid press and the riff-raff who read them: The Beckhams, Katie “any which way you can” Price, Simon Cowell, Noel Gallagher (and his cunt of a brother), Peter Kay, Cheryl Cole, Wayne and Coleen Rooney…

The national treasure cunt quota in Britain is now massively high…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

The biggest cunt of a National Treasure of them all : Helen Mirren – a woman so far up her own arse she meets herself coming back the other way!

Nominated by: Dioclese