Meghan Markle’s Dress Sense.
I think it’s a recognised fact that when women turn on each other there’s no quarter given. In full-on bitchfest mode, they go right for the jugular. Take this Sunday morning for example. I’m sat with my laptop, happily drinking coffee and watching the highlights of Villa’s win at Chelsea, when the wife starts up.
‘Tcch! Look at the state of that Markle woman. She must have really pissed off every designer she’s ever been to!’.
‘Sorry dear, what’s that?’ says I distractedly, felling my dick start to twitch as Ollie Watkins delightfully chips the Chelsea keeper for Villa’s first. Next thing I know, the wife’s iPad’s an inch from my nose, and I’m confronted by the unwelcome sight of Migraine Meg on Hairpiece Harry’s arm, and she’s clad in what can only be described as a lurid red fashion nightmare. Before I know it, the wife’s switched to a picture of the gruesome twosome on Commonwealth Day. ‘Just look at that’ says she. ‘She looks like a giant pea pod’.
‘Of course, a lot of it’s her own fault’ she grinds on remorslessly, as I desperately try to focus as John McGinn sends a screamer into the Chelsea net. ‘I mean, seen front on, she’s goes straight up and down like an ironing board. No waistline. Tits like a couple of walnut whips, arse like a barrage balloon. She will wear most things a size too small. And those chicken legs…’.
So I was forced to put my laptop aside to give the wife my undivided attention as she droned on, sticking the knife in. ‘She’s got all the elegance of Shrek. She’s not only as charmless as a sack of spuds, she looks like like one’ she finally concluded, delivering the coup de grace.
After a few moments of reflection however, I could only conclude that she is indeed correct. The wife says Markle has all the elegance of Shrek, and I’m not going to argue. She’s right. Come to think of it she’s alway’s right, but that’s another story.
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Nominated by : Ron Knee
Twisting the knife is General Cuntster with this:
I would like to second this nomination and in particular I’d like to praise Mrs. Knee’s astute and brilliant observations and comments.
I’d also like to add a bit and say the American Media is turning on Peghim faster than you can say Jessie Smolett.
The Duke and Duchess of Montecito are now absolutely toxic to the Phonywood elite. The conventional wisdom is they can’t be trusted.
This link explains how they have now come to be viewed by what was a left leaning and largely sympathetic (bordering on fawning) Media:
NY Post Link.
