Dead Pool [285]

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Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who correctly predicted that the massive nonce and former national treasure Rolf Harris would be next cunt to conk out. Harris was 93 and had been ill with neck cancer for some time.

On to Deadpool 285

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

“King” Charlie and his freeloading scrag end wife and all the hangers on

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are cunts.

If this is a modern democratic country; who voted for this pair of posh twats?
Not me!
Or you I’ll bet.Actually no one has ever voted for a King or Queen, it’s an Heredity thing C.A.

Who is this god twat and how is he going to save them, and from what?

A lifetime of freebies and privilege ?
Having to wave to all the peasants?
Having a real job to feed their families
What a par of gobshites!

Nominated by Igor.

Wuka

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I would like to nominate Wuka for a well deserved cunting, there are just some things that no bloke needs to see let alone know about.
Picture the scene, there I am about to enjoy one of Dirty Harriets legendary fried breakfasts when on comes this advert (see above link, but not if your about to eat) anyway I am in the process of eating breakfast in the morning when on comes this ad complete with clotted blood dripping in the shower.

For fucks sake it’s still morning why isn’t shit like this limited to later times, not that any time is a good time for any bloke to appreciate shark week
There should be a warning like the football results, if your a man and you want keep your latest meal down look the other way now, shock and awe advertising like this is a cunt.

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Nominated by Fuglyucker.

Rupert Murdoch

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for sacking Tucker Calson. He was mentioning ‘God’ too often. Talking about ‘Good and Evil’.

Are we in a fight between Good and Evil? The Republicans good, the Democrats evil.

The Progressive Left here used to be called ‘loony’. Is it the evil left now?

What comes to mind? That Satanic performance at the Grammy’s by Sam Smith.

The truly evil expressions on the faces of the pro-abortionistsv at demos.

This transgender ideology is about castrating a generation of kids. Surely that is Evil?

Oh what happened to the Reasonable Left of days gone by. Seems ages ago. I mean Joe Biden goes along with the insanity now

‘Defund the police’. Bringing more disorder, chaos.

Didn’t all this start when we dropped ‘God’ in the Sixties. Chickens coming home to roost and all that.

How bad is it? Is it just bad or is it Evil?

Is the Progressive left bent on destroying society. Nay, bent on destroying civilisation.

Certainly the culture war is hate-filled. But what do you do if you’re a conservative? Many argue we cannot have any truck with them. There is no debate anymore. We must destroy them somehow.

Is the Progressive Left insane or just plain Evil?

Daily Fail

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Nominated by Miles Plastic.

Stupid bus drivers are cunts

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Seriously, what kind of daft twat drives a double decker bus under a low bridge in broad daylight and rips the roof off the bus? Well. some tosspot in Glasgow has done it and injured a few people with it.

I remember seeing something like this on an episode of On The Buses, but it happening in real life is just fucking ridiculous.

Urrrgh! I ‘ate you, Butler!

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Nominated by Norman.