The left wing establishment and their predictable reaction to a comedian telling jokes.

What a bunch of joyless, humourless cunts the left wing establishment are.

The left claim to not be the establishment, although it’s blindingly obvious that they are. But that’s a cunting for another day.

Ricky Gervais has recently made another stand up show for Netflix where he has had another pop at the prevailing woke narrative.

Last year it was the alphabet people.
This time it’s the dinghy divers and Saint Gary of Lineker who have been the target of his observations.

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Predictably – the MSM have accused him of being “lazy” and “punching down” and his show not being funny blah blah fucking blah.

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Bless them and their delicate little feelings. Proof that the uncomfortable truth, disguised as a joke -is literally kryptonite to these disingenuous arseholes.

How dare a comedian make jokes to an audience who have paid to watch him, about a subject matter that is so depressingly fucking obvious to the vast majority of the inhabitants of these islands.

Maybe next year Ricky should record a Netflix special where he gets stuck into Nigel Farage, Donald Trump and Brexit.

That would definitely give the establishment something to all collectively laugh into their lattes about and miraculously gain him rave reviews from the likes of the (not so) Independent and Guardian.

Unfortunately for the wokeys, Gervais is too successful and famous to be cancelled plus he doesn’t give a fuck who he offends. Good.

Nominated by: Herman Jelmet

is a cunt.

Having already announced he won’t be standing at the next GE the fucking big girl has decided he is quitting as soon as possible.

The poor dear is so upset that the government has actually shown some fucking backbone for a change and is granting new oils and gas licences in the North Sea.

Here is the tarts quote from the attached article

“We can not expect other countries to phase out their fossil fuels when at the same time we continue to issue new licences or to open new oil fields.
“It is a tragedy that the UK has been allowed to lose its climate leadership, at a time when our businesses, industries, universities and civil society organisations are providing first-class leadership and expertise to so many across the world,” he added.

Wanker.

Issuing licences, if they are taken up, will give tax revenue to the UK regardless of whether it’s used in UK.

On a side note, the UK is currently at its lowest level of nuclear capacity in decades, with no coal to fall back on if the wind drops to zero for a sustained period and we get to minus temperature numbers the gas turbines may not be enough, looking forward to power cuts

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Nominated by Sick of it.

Over the years I have been lucky enough to get away abroad a couple of times a year often more. Even when I had kids to pay for and because I was a teacher for 25 years during the school holidays when they were EXPENSIVE.

A ruse I worked out even back in the early 1990’s was to take the numbers of hotels when over there and ring them up and book for next time. This and bucket shop airplane seats did save me some serious dosh.

Another ruse I have used though takes a bit of time is to use google Spanish pages a Spanish IP address and find hotels I knew and look to pay the prices that the Spanish themselves pay which is bloody less that we or the Germans do.

Back to my cunting one thing I can’t seem to overcome is the ridiculous prices asked for to park your fucking car a couple of miles away from the terminal building. These keep on rising. £135 to park at Luton (hate the place but good flight times prices) last September for a week, pre the electric car burning the short stay car park down.

I thought about finding a hotel near by to stay the night before and leave the car in their car park. Very few offer this and at prices ranging from £290-500+ they can fuck off. Now get this loads of airports have hotels by them but loads offer nowhere to park the car even for an over night stay. WTF is that all about.

Anyway many scams have started to crop up regarding airport parking. Meet and greet by Abdul, Dave and other assorted cunts where you take your car to an office, my arse, some cunts house they drive you in it to the airport and use your car as a mini cab for a week, or hire it out. Avoid these cunts at all costs.

Now I don’t expect to park for free, though it would be nice, but the prices that are being charged nowadays is a cunt..

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Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

This is a very near future cunting for Kate Garraway.

Well her hubby, Derek Draper has finally succumbed to long Covid, which of course is a crying shame, no not to seem insensitive i have been ear fucked by Kate Garraway using Derek as a vehicle to help her attention seeking for a good few years now, this means that now he has kicked the bucket, she will go into hyperdrive seeking mode.

So lube those shell likes your about to feel a full on gang bang ear fucking coming up, she’s going to be dining out on this for fucking years, I’m already more than sick of hearing about it, but its about to get way worse i suspect

So pretty please with sugar on top Kate leave the man in peace and all of us…..

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Nominated by: Fuglyucker

(You would think she would spend a few days mourning the death of her hubby, rather than jumping straight in front of TV cameras on the same day! – Day Admin)

For a change I won’t waffle on with my usual long-winded nomination diatribes. Instead I just want to keep it short and sweet.

The government is failing to meet its promise of building 300k new homes every year. More like 220k on average. There’s numerous reasons for the shortfall but in essence with a rising population, rocketing house prices and lack of existing housing stock, demand for additional homes is reaching breaking point.

Of course having thousands of “uninvited new arrivals” isn’t helping matters. But the point is even if the government was achieving this target, who gets first dibs on affordable social housing? Those who have been on a waiting list for years, or migrants who only arrived last week?

Moreover, why the insistence on building new estates on Green Belt and country land when we’re supposed to be saving the planet with all this rewilding nonsense?

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Nominated by Technocunt.