The Guardian (29)/Observer and Antisemitism

”The Observer view: the scale of antisemitism blights our politics and our country”

For once these cunts are not blaming the ‘far right’ or neo Nazis like, er, the Tory Party. They actually acknowledge that these attacks went up before the Israeli response. Now I wonder why that is?

The article finishes with this mealy mouthed bollocks:-

”All parties need to be committed to rooting out antisemitism from within their own ranks. We need our political leaders to be clear that it has no place in our society, ever, and that all in society share responsibility for confronting the increasing levels of this pernicious form of racism.”

Can you see what it is yet? To quote a national treasure.

The fucking elephant is Islam which teaches Jew hating as it’s creed and supports all and every form of Islamic terrorism. Aided and abetted by woke, lefty fucking halfwits.
Who read the Guardian.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Brainless Elon Musk (7)

Elon has announced that the first human to have a Neuralink chip implant is recovering well, and has already been able to “move” a computer mouse using their brain.

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At first reading, it all seems very altruistic. According to the press release, this chip will allow people with no, or limited, use of their hands to access computers and phones.

Well actually, it scares the shit out of me. Surely this kind of thing could work both ways? Imagine AI controlling a human through Neuralink?

I don’t want to appear to be a tin-foiler, but didn’t someone once say something about staring too long into the abyss?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Sadiq Khan (43)

Like groundhog day, it’s the mayor of londonstan sadiq khan again..

What’s he done now you ask?
Spent six million rebranding six overground train lines..

With new colours and names..
But of course woke, virtual signalling names..
Like lioness line,Windrush line and liberty line..

The man is a genius at deflection, knife crime rampant, weekly terrorist marches, and this cunt is wasting taxpayers money on vanity projects

More appropriate names would be the sharia line, the stab line, I’m sure my fellow cunters can run wild with this..

But I guarantee this turd will be back in office, quicker than a peaceful on benefit day.

GB news

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

And seconded by: Coño in Spanish

Fully seconded here Barry.

As residents of the Smoke we thought this miserable excuse of a Son of a B….usdriver couldn’t sink any further.

The Missus genuinely thought it was a wind up!

This is the man who has had to go cap in hand to Government to prop up TfL on more than one occasion. Where the fucking fuck did he suddenly find 6 million quid then?

As for the names, you could literally have paid a 10 year old with sweets and a free PS5 and they would have come up with better. My personal nominations are as follows:

The Hipster Line – anything through East London
The Stabby line – one to Croydon
The Ganga Line – The one heading through North West onto Watford
The powder line – Anything west bound heading to Clapham or near Chelsea
The stolen Range Rover line – heading to Essex Romford

Pile of cunt.

The Gender Gestapo

 

Cunters may recall my recent nomination regarding the bizarre case of Linzi Smith, Newcastle Utd FC and the ‘Stadium Stasi’. Linzi was banned from attendance at St James’s Park for the heinous crime of commenting that ‘trans women are men’ on soshull meeja. This came about after she was targeted in a report following an investigation by the shady ‘Premier League Intelligence Unit’. You really couldn’t make it up.

Sadly it will come as no surprise to learn that the insidious ‘Gender Gestapo’ is also active half a world away in sunny California. Consider the case of Mrs Fran Itkoff, a 90 year old disabled lady who has been a volunteer worker for charity The National Multiple Schlerosis Society for 60 years.

When this estimable lady innocently asked what ‘preferred pronouns’ meant, she was informed that her services were no longer required by the NMSS. In typical Calismarmese, she was ‘asked her to step away from her role, because of statements that were viewed as not aligning with our policy of inclusion’. Or in plain English, ‘we don’t want you around any more. Get lost’. Yes, she too had committed the cardinal sin of falling foul of the Gender Gestapo.

So there’s the rub. An elderly lady who has devoted literally years of her life to helping people is cast aside, just because some touchy cunt looked to find offence. All hail the Gender Gestapo. More power to the Pronoun Police.

How on earth did it ever come to this? How many more people are being treated this way? Never mind; cunters will be relieved to know that in the true spirit of generosity and reconciliation, the charity is now ‘reaching out’ to Mrs Itkoff. That’s alright then.

GB news

Nominated by Ron Knee.

Marks and Spencer (3)

Targeted advertising can be a right cunt.

You know – you order something from a website and the fuckers bombard you with emails trying to flog you ‘related products’ which ‘might also be of interest’

Well thus time the AI driven cunts have got right up my nose.

Mrs D bought some post operation bras from M&S yesterday. So naturally AI not being either particularly intelligent the cunts follow up with a series of emails pushing their latest campaign :

“Love your boobs with styles that measures up. Book your bra fitting now”

Well, M&S, nothing would give my wife better pleasure. However, the clue to why she bought your bras is in the name. One of the boobs you want her to love is being lopped on Thursday.

So my award for insensitive cunt of the week goes to good old M&S…

Nominated by: Dioclese

(Not for the first time have M&S been criticised for insensitivities – Day Admin M&S And Palestine Colours )