Family Pets

Headline in the dead tree edition of The Times today above this picture.
“For Two Days I’ve Been On The Street. I Haven’t Eaten”

Haven’t eaten? You’re holding a fucking chicken, you cunts.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Nick Hogan

Nick Hogan, who stood up for freedom against
Gordoom’s anti-freedom stormtroopers, is a cunt.
To be a cunt is not always a bad thing.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo

James Naughtie is a suck up to people he interviews,
try to sound intelligent and fawns over
any and every Labour twat that he can, Scots cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles and killemallletgodsortemout

Nick Hogan is a speeding, drink driving,
best friend is now a vegetable, jailed cunt.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo

Roman Polanski is a lets make MacBeth into a
dreadful and boring film and then force students to see it cunt.

Nominated by Cynarae