Sarah “ToeSucker” Ferguson (once upon a time a real-life Princess but later a demented drunken cunt who tried to sell her husband to the Ay-rabs) who has appeared on Fattest Cunt In The World Oprah’s TV show to cry and whimper how hurt she was that The Queen didn’t send her an invite to The Wedding Of The Century, is a cunt.

What fucking planet is this ginger minger on? I wouldn’t invite her to a Big Fat Gypsy Wedding never mind a state occasion watched by half the world’s population. She’d probably have tried to sell Kate to an Ay-rab for a bottle of Chardonnay. Fergie must be in the running for Cunt of the Century surely?