Can I nominate David Haye the boxer for a cunting due to the fact the guy is a total fucking retard of a cunt. He should have learned the last time he wouldn’t shut his fucking mouth until it was shut for him. Just take the money for the fight you cunt and stop trying to big up the endless ball room dancing demo you turned the last few fights into, it’s embarrassing and if your going to retire stay fucking retired……..so rather than mouthing off to get public interest, just channel all that verbal energy into fighting better and putting on a good sportsman like show cuz at the moment you’re 2 steps away from the football hoolie cunts.

Nominated by fuglyucker.

Well here we are and the Haye V Bellew undercard is about as entertaining as a stubbed toe!

Christ this is drier than the Atacama Desert!

And the PC-ness of having a lady commentator alongside Johnny Nelson when she quite clearly has no fucking idea (purely because there’s a lady’s bout on) is ridiculous to the sublime.

I hope the main event is better than this shite otherwise I’ll ask Sky for a refund!

I’ve seen better fights in workingmens clubs of a Sunday afternoon in the old days of pub licencing laws where pubs weren’t allowed to open on Sunday afternoons!

Sixteen quid! Fucking joke!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt.