Dead Pool [61]

We have a winner!

Congratulations to Dioclese for correctly predicting that Peter Sallis would be next to depart.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 61.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open in this thread only.

Good luck!

 

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James

Denis Norden

Liz Dawn

Leslie Philips

George A. Cooper

Theresa May (7)

I’m gonna cunt Theresa May.

What an utter cunt she is.

I’ll vote for her anyway but only coz I don’t have a choice.

She called a vote and when she did. she was way, way, way, ahead of the lefties, the commies and the incompetant, wind farm loving cunts she was up against.
I think I may even have said that it was a great idea and that she’d be able to consolidate her power.

She called an election coz she knew she’d win.

I knew she’d win.

We ALL KNEW she’d win.

…but let’s face it. She’s not the sharpest tool in the box.

Einstein proved that everything in the universe is relative …

…well …

Compared to comrade Cuntbyn she’s a leviathan.

Compared to the Greens she is a genius.

Compared to minor fart of the illiberal undemocrats she’s a human being.
(They’re an unclassified species as far as I’m concerned. …somewhere between rats and cocroaches).

I would mention Angus McPorridgecunt of the SNP but fuck him.
Go eat some leaves and bitch to a country that gives a shit.

…Try the Reich.

But they’ll probably call you a cunt too!

Theresa seemed so promising. “Strong and stable” (aherm aherm…You’re no Thatcher)
“Best deal for Brexit” (not too bad the first 500 times I heard it) (oh and to be honest, fuck the EU. They’re an irrelevance in my life and I have more important things to think about other than “is Junkers on the blob this week” and “the best team for Brexit”.

Am I the only one stopping and thinking    ……Oh fuck.

Imagine the country with comrade Cuntbyn, Pie Anne Flabbott and “Stalin II” McDonnell in charge.

That’s why she’s a cunt.

She’s too thick to even beat the most useless, Incompetant and unelectable cunts in British society and she wants me to believe that she won’t get fucked by Vanhogtaft, or whatever the fuck.

The dump that I took this morning could organise a better campaign than the Tories this election.

One Love Manchester “Zleb Fest”

I’m fucking dreading this concert thing tonight in aid of the Manchester victims.

I reckon it’ll even surpass Diana’s funeral for mawkish sentimentality. A load of ignorant pop stars wailing away to a VIP section of minor soap stars, reality tv show actors, assorted right-on social commentators and a bunch of vote-hungry politicians. They’ll all be at the front,with extra security, while the “ordinary” folk can hold their mobile phones up at the back.

Of course,there’ll be no mention of the Elephant in the Room, just endless cant about “Standing United” and “Love conquers Hate.” Nobody’ll dare utter the dreaded “Muslim terrorist” phrase, instead we’ll get tales of how the muslim “Community” helped the victims, and how “shocked” they all are. Presumably not so shocked that they bothered to do anything about the terrorists who they hid,and continue to hide, in their “peaceful community.”

Saints Bono and Bob’ll probably put in an appearance,along with whichever “star” Simon Cowell is currently plugging…is it a dancing dog this year? The over-the-top grief signalling will be unstoppable. Even “Self-Pity City”, Liverpool won’t be able to hold a tear-doused tea-candle to it.

All the weeping and wailing won’t change a fucking thing. Unless this country wises up, and fucking quickly, this muslim terrorism will increase and spread.

Nominated by dick fiddler.

Ticketmaster put aside 14,200 free passes for those people who attended the original concert. They received 25,000 applications from those people claiming to be there that fateful Monday. So, over 10,000 false claims.

Good to see the human spirit of honesty and compassion is burning strong.

The thieving, lying scum that will stoop so low, so as to get a free ticket on the back of other people’s suffering and misery.

Contemptible, miserable fuckwits. I despair.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

Roger Waters

Roger Waters is a cunt….

Loved Floyd when I was younger, but this lefty windbag’s latest interview in Uncu(n)t Magazine shows what a blundering, harumphing snowflake old fool he really is… First of all, he compares Farage to Hitler: saying Hitler had it in for Jews, while Farage ‘has it in for’ everyone in Europe…. Someone should tell this old cunt trombone that not wanting you homeland infested with thieves, rapists, terrorists and benefit cheats is not the same as gassing millions just because you don’t like them… Gilmour’s nemesis then also has digs at Enoch Powell, says that Brexit is a ‘disaster’ that ‘disgusts him’, and also compares Trump to Hitler (Trump ‘has it in for’ Muslims apparently)… The cunt dodders on about Magna Carta and saying ‘the people should decide!’ Errr… The people did, Rog, and they voted out of the EU…

Yet another rich as fuck country mansion cunt who will never have to live near Iron Curtain benefits thiebing gyppos, or muslamist human flith rapeugees… 22 people from my home city died because of these ‘they’re not all bad’ scum last week, so I am in no mood for his pompous and self righteous buffoonery… Mind you’ he’s always been a bit ‘diificult’ with anyone who dares to disagree with him… The ex-members of Floyd could tell you that…

Nominated by Norman.

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The Establishment (2)

The establishment is about due a cunting. Much has been said in the past week about the atrocity committed in Manchester on Monday night, most of it complete bullshit. As we all know, a Muslim scumbag chose to blow himself up at the Manchester Arena, murdering 22 innocent men, women and young girls in the process. And I’m sorry if this gets a bit rambly, but I’m still emotional.

As usual, we got the usual tough talk, “they will not defeat us”, “we will do what has to be done”, blah, blah, blah. And then we got the usual bullshit. “He wasn’t a Muslim”, said Burnham, “Islam is a religion of peace” said a load of soppy liberal cunts. “If you slag off Muslims, we’ll arrest you and have you charged with hate crimes”, said plod. “WE’RE THE VICTIMS OF HATE CRIMES”, said all the Muslims. And the lefties nodded in agreement. Nothing ever changes.

I’ll admit, I’m still angry over this. My daughter and my niece were at that gig. And although they’re physically ok, mentally they are deeply scarred. It’s only been in the past couple of days that my daughter has been able to sleep without waking up screaming in the early hours. To a point, I can understand what she and her cousin are going through, I saw muslim dickheads blow themselves (and other people) to shit several times in Iraq and Afghanistan. I’ve even survived an IED while on patrol in a Jackal. I’m a trained soldier though, my daughter isn’t, so I’m pretty sure it’s a lot harder for her to come to terms with it.

While I blame Abedi for the atrocity, I also blame lefties and our ignorant, PC obsessed, appeasing political class. For years now, we’ve had to tread on eggshells around Muslims, in case we upset them and they start to feel oppressed. How come it’s only Muslims who are so sensitive? Sikhs, Hindus and Buddhists never seem to feel oppressed. Then again, they’ve all integrated into British society, whilst maintaining their own culture and beliefs. They don’t make a big deal out of it.

Muslims, on the other hand, have to be treated with kid gloves. Because if we don’t, they start to play the ‘Islamophobia’ card, and then they start burning flags and making threats of violence. Which kind of proves the lie that Islam is peaceful. The establishment have been only to happy to buy into that bullshit, shouting down anyone who dares to criticise Islam with accusations of racism and, inevitably, Islamophobia. They’ve sucked up to them for so long that Muslims now think, rightly, that they are untouchable.

Look at the paedo gangs in places like Rochdale and Rotherham. 1400 underage girls raped over 14 years by MUSLIMS. If the perpetrators had White, they wouldn’t have gotten away with it for 14 months, never mind 14 years. But Muslims got away with it, because the local councils, the police and most of social services simply were too afraid of upsetting the Muslim community and being accused of racism to even consider investigating. Not only that, but, disgustingly, they actually accused the young victims of lying and of being racist. They accused them of being from broken homes, as if that somehow justifies them being raped.

And it’s that same attitude that allowed Abedi to walk into that gig unchallenged and murder 22 people and wound over 60 more. And ever since then, as always, the Muslim community have been trying to paint themselves as the true victims, with bullshit claims of attacks, both verbal and physical. A couple of days after the attack, an Imam in Oldham claimed his mosque had been firebombed. I’m not convinced that this attack wasn’t staged, because the damage was to the outside of a door and although it was badly charred, the damage to the building was quite superficial.

One of the most ridiculous stories from last week was the elderly Imam and the elderly Jewish woman. Apparently, they had been friends for years, and were held up as the model of tolerance and inter-faith understanding. Bullshit. That Imam was an exception, not the rule. Most Muslims would have happily stoned the elderly Jewish woman to death, or at least provided the stones.

This PC bullshit has to stop. Because the fact is, Muslims are as much to blame for Islamic terrorism as those who are protecting and even encouraging them. The time has come for a purge. WE, the British people, need to start standing up those who call us racists and Islamophobes when we complain about halal meat increasingly creeping into the non-Muslim food chain. We need to rid Government, the police, social services, local authorities, the judiciary, the BBC and the media in general of all the PC dickheads who infest them, and replace them with people capable using common sense.

We need to start telling Muslims that THEY have to start taking responsibility for those in their community who hate us and want to do us harm. And they know who those people are, but they refuse to inform on them. A lot of them actively support terrorism. The need to be told that they will no longer be given special status, and they either start integrating into British society, accept that BRITISH law reigns supreme in the UK, or they can fuck off back to where they came from.

Because until the establishment is free of the PC madness that it suffers from, we will be trapped in a perpetual circle of violence and appeasement. Like the saying goes, actions speak louder than words.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw.