Yoko Ono (2)

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Yoko Ono

Yoko fucking Ono.

Where to start?

She is equally talentless on art and music. Art is of the standard of crumpled fucking crisp packets and screeching passes for her idea of musical composition. She managed to turn Lennon into a pathetic mother fixated wimp.

How the fuck can anyone be involved with her puerile shit?

She ranks alongside Bonio, Sting and Piers fucking Morgan as an Uber Cunt.

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Alan Titchmarsh

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Alan Titchmarsh is a daft, old, granny heart-stealing, flower obsessed short-arsed little soft-spoken green fingered twat who has shat all over television for too long.

How he has avoided a cunting I’ll never know. Cunt.

Nominated by : Cunt Discoverer

James Lovelock

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Did I say it was going to get catastrophically warmer? Ooops! And now you have demonised CO2 , have built all those windmills and shut down all those coal plants , buggered food production with biodiesel and ethanol and generally gone a long way towards completely fucking your economy and energy policy and increased energy bills for everyone?

Deary Me! Sorry about that! It turns out I did not have a fucking clue what I was talking about!

Still, I am a lovely old man, aren’t I?

No, James Lovelock, you are fucking mad old gimmer of a cunt.

Nominated by : Jack

Simon Amstell

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Crap camp cunt comedian Simon Anstel is well overdue for a cunting. Currently stinking out Grandma’s House this is another no talent comedian who thinks he can act. Jewish, gay and with a face like a horse’s dick, still the man has no ability or material to make us laugh.

I hate the permed cunt.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke