Nicholas Witchell

Posted on April 19, 2021 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Bitchell – the balding ginger/grey haired Royal arse licker (or arse liker if you prefer) is currently pumping out tsunamis of repressed watery spunk as it does the work it lives for, a good old Right Royal snuff fest.

Head slightly bowed and ferrety eyes flicking to camera and back, the old line between grovelling, grief and gravitas is imperfectly preserved. The little cunt loves every minute knowing that it has closed out most of the other Royal commentators and is going to be hogging the airways for weeks if not months to come.

We present this nom in the expectation that as the money has it, the backroom bitchery at the Poofs Palace will result in a swift knife in the back for its least loved member (already have it in The Pool so tough titties).

What more to come from Witchell’s World? The Lying In, the Funeral, the Service of Commemoration and on and on. Then the breaking of the shock horror stories – the allegations of the Dook’s “other life” – the extra-marital affairs, the sailor boys (the Dook was an enthusiastic “sailor” by all accounts) etc etc. If one has a certain status in life one does hear things – or allegations rather.

To quote the future King (that’s Charlie boy me cuntos) off camera on Bitchell

“Ghastly Man”.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8726759/Prince-Philip-linked-12-women-rumours-wont-away-says-biographer.html

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Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

The Seeds of Doubt

Posted on April 18, 2021 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The seeds of doubt.

Have I turned the heater off? Have I locked the front door? Did I put the alarm on? Did I unplug the iron?

The seeds of doubt can fuck off. The cunts.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

Lazy British Public

Posted on April 18, 2021 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

A more in sorrow than in anger cunting for the lazy section of the public who are demanding a “bank holiday” for the funeral of HRH Prince Philip.:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1421497/prince-philip-bank-holiday-proposal-funeral-duke-of-edinburgh-dead-royal-family-news-poll

These calls were made before the funeral was scheduled for Saturday, but that hasn’t deterred the sods from demanding a week day in lieu so they can “grieve”.

I am sure those shouting loudest are those cunts who wanted to “Remain” in the EU (now they wish to “rejoin”) like that slimy opportunistic Femi bastard who has blamed the Ulster riots conducted by 12 year old boys on “Brexit” (of course).

In the main, most of the past year has been akin to a bank holiday for many of the GBP – why the fuck do they need yet another day (also considering there will be two of the useless things in May).

Lazy bleeders.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Prince Harry [9]

Posted on April 18, 2021 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Prince Harry is a stupid cunt, ginger boy was surprised by the frosty reception he got from the family at Phils funeral.
This back stabbing ginger fuck monkey must be retarded if he thinks he can pull all the bullshit especially the interview with the fat, black space Hopper.
Ginger boy found the only person that extended him any respect was Prince Andrew, another retard who is more of an embarresment to the royals, so both of these muppets are getting a taste of what they deserve and good enough for the cunts.
I bet Harry is on the phone to sparkle tits every 5 minute, grand mama isn’t speaking to me my little gold digger I don’t understand.
I’m not a royal fan at all, especially one that can turn out such idiots and attract other idiots as this lot have, but any family has to have some loyalty and not airing your dirty laundry publically is an unwritten rule.

So he’s either a horrible little cunt trying to fuck over his own family for money or he, s so thick he, s allowed himself to be manipulated by a gold digging whore, and don’t start me off about the princess, weird inbred perpetually surprised looking ugly mutts.

Nominated by: Fuglyucker