Amazon delivery drivers are lazy cunts!
Doorbell goes and its some cunt holding a stack of parcels for every other bastard in the street.
“Can you take these for numbers 41 53 66 etc etc..
No FUCK OFF AND DIE!!
Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki
The Vegan Armed Forces
The British Armed Forces
Apparently vegan soldiers and airmen are despondent due to the lack of vegan meal options in the Armed Forces. To add insult to injury, woke servicemen are also having to buy their own vegan Doc Martens (is there such a thing? – Ed.) because they cannot in all conscience wear the standard issue leather boots.
Quite right too!
A Vegan Society spokesperson bleated:
“Vegans in the UK, whether they serve in the British Forces or not, have the protection of human rights and equality law. Employers must do everything they can to remove any observed disadvantages faced by vegans. The Vegan Society has heard first-hand from those serving in the Army and RAF who have struggled, not only when it comes to the food on offer but also with uniforms, some having to buy vegan footwear at their own expense!
“These barriers not only make it more difficult for those already following a vegan lifestyle but also have the potential to put off those in the British Forces that are keen to give veganism a go.”
Pro-vegan Jo Foster, claiming to have inside knowledge of the Marines, informed your intrepid ISAC reporter that one Royal Marines training exercise ends with the slaughter and eating of a live rabbit or chicken.
“I didn’t join the Marines to kill rabbits and chickens”, whined Jo, “I signed up to kill people!”
A spokesperson for The Guild of Uphill Gardeners said:
“Guild president Gladimir Putin is quaking in his size 7 Pride issue marching boots.”
This Country Is Finished.
Nominated by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff
Sadiq Khan (27)
Yet another cunting for this vacuous, cretinous looking arsehole, who is “celebrating” his second term as London Mayor (I doubt many sane Londoners are!) by unveiling a piece of art for Piccadilly Circus underground station – created, if that be the word, by ageing shirtlifter David Hockney, who at 83 seems to be well into his second childhood:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/57092749
What a piece of shit! – but with the old nancy boy’s name attached to it you an be sure it came with a hefty price tag.
To think that little fucker does sod all about the rising knife crime in London, but an turn his attention to puerile daubings like this. Hockney and Khan ought to be sent back to infant school to learn how to draw and – who knows, if they stay long enough? – just a little bit of basic education. By the way, Sadiq, for a bus driver’s son, you are a rotten art critic.
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
Victimhood
If you are not willing to use the talents, aptitude, intelligence, and assets at your disposal to make a life for yourself, you have another option.
Victimhood.
(I know it’s not a real word so don’t get pedantic on me)
This allows you to be as big a cunt as you can. You can impose on the world to feel sorry for you because you have had your chances to be all you feel you should be taken from you somehow.
We are expected to automatically extend to you special consideration and privileges because you claim to have been wronged something or someone.
You feel that you are a product of real or imagined unfairness.
You wield power over and seek to bludgeon the rest of us into agreement with your claims and accommodate you in every way YOU feel you deserve.
To you I say this:
We are ALL victims of something because we live in an unfair world.
You are choosing a lazy and weak path.
You are a victim of your own desire to take an easy path and don’t give a fuck about anyone but your own worthless self.
Don’t expect me or any other productive person to bow to your requirements.
People like you who play this card make me sick and I see the world being MUCH better off without you.
You are a cancerous boil on the ass of this world and need to be lanced and cut out with a mellonballer you CUNT!!
These vermin make my head explode. Below is a link to a story about Harry. The “victim” that prompted this cunting:
Cunt is as cunt does.
Nominated by: Meat Curtains
The Glorification of Ignorance
I’ve noticed this creeping into more and more aspects of daily life, be it cunts on the idiot box, radio, Internet or the population in general.
The lack of very basic knowledge about anything, seems to be a source of great hilarity for these cunts. I think París is a country. I don’t know who Winston Churchill was. I don’t know when WWI took place.
The latest advert for Alexa, where the cunt is helping his sprog with its homework and doesn’t know when Pompeii was destroyed or by what volcano brought about this cunting.
Useless wallopers.
Nominated by: McCunterson