Incompetent/ disinterested staff everywhere, all the time

 

is a cunt.

You know what it’s like … the thing you need in the supermarket off-sale/just an empty shelf, yet some cunt with the product at the bottom of a stock trolley yapping to some other cunt pal of theirs by the stockroom door, nonchalant and indifferent .. or when you hand over your hard-earned currency to some poor-man’s bungie-jumping outfit on a bridge (‘rope jumping’) .. and the three staff throw you 140ft off said bridge to your death after forgetting to attach the rope … 🙄

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or you pay for flying lessons but your instructor opens the door at 820ft, unbuckles his seat belt and jumps to his death leaving you at the controls … 🤷‍♂️

(link for that one below, admin due to 1 link rule)

I guess ‘You just can’t get the staff’ rings true …

Irish star

Nominated by Cuntemall.

69 thoughts on “Incompetent/ disinterested staff everywhere, all the time

  1. I can assure ISACers that customer service is second to none if you are purchasing any of our artistic and beautiful DVDs and there is a technical fault – we replace faulty discs, no questions asked BUT, where our Soho retail premises are concerned viz, The Steaming Pussycat Club, we do not give refunds if the tempramental Jess Phillips refuses to remove her G String as the lights fade, or Yvette’s act is ruined when her right pastie falls off due to vigorous gyrating. You will appreciate things can go wrong when the girls are performing live. On film we go through many retakes to get things just perfect. We sometimes have to re-apply Miss Thornberry’s nipple rogue up to 4 times if her partner spaffs on her tits too early. Anyone making a fuss at the club will be removed by security “men” of the Angela Eagle Team.

  2. Just a thought about journalistic competence and to give credit where credit’s due..

    Well done those journalists who unearthed the truth about ‘Professor’ Awayday.
    I hope now they’re trying to find out whose resignation letter he plagiarised.

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