is a cunt.
You know what it’s like … the thing you need in the supermarket off-sale/just an empty shelf, yet some cunt with the product at the bottom of a stock trolley yapping to some other cunt pal of theirs by the stockroom door, nonchalant and indifferent .. or when you hand over your hard-earned currency to some poor-man’s bungie-jumping outfit on a bridge (‘rope jumping’) .. and the three staff throw you 140ft off said bridge to your death after forgetting to attach the rope … 🙄
or you pay for flying lessons but your instructor opens the door at 820ft, unbuckles his seat belt and jumps to his death leaving you at the controls … 🤷♂️
(link for that one below, admin due to 1 link rule)
I guess ‘You just can’t get the staff’ rings true …
Nominated by Cuntemall.
The trick is to shop local, shop white,
and get to know the staff.
I get good service most places,
but then I know them.
hello Dave, how’s the baby?
still teething? what’s he called again?
Keanu?
lovely name, ‘
alright John, busy?
nice to see you pal’
i get stuff marked down by staff,
stuff held back for me,
allsorts.
its nice to be nice.
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Here in Cornwall it is hard to find reliable tradesmen and pubs and restaurants have a high turnover of staff. Happily, we have found a good plumber through friends and an excellent lady decorator. Our local butcher is superb and we are on first name terms with the staff so as Mis says they go the extra mile for loyal customers.
There is a tee shirt here which says ‘I said that l would do it dreckly, there is no need to remind me every six months’
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Our elder lives the other side of the Tamar Guzzi and has the same experience. She had never done DIY until she moved down there but now she does basic maintenance out of sheer necessity sometimes with me on the phone giving her running instructions.
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Or a albert tatlock, sue perkins northern twat with 25,000 votes, who assumes he is qualified to be prime minister, by making tik tok videos on bar snacks and barm cakes..
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Bring back discrimination.
Ditch all of the equality laws.
If some cunt is clearly not suitable for a job then the employer should have the right to not employ them or to sack them if they turn out to be fucking useless.
When I first started work, a receptionist would be employed not only for her abilities but also for her good looks.
She is the first contact that people will meet for your company.
Now, if you employ a pretty receptionist instead of an ugly tranny you will find yourself in court on discrimination charges.
A Pákí driving instructor would never have been employed.
Even Pákís know that other Pákís are hopeless drivers.
They are not capable of giving anyone any confidence.
There is no chance of employing a white man, even if he is much better qualified than the black candidates.
So being educated, qualified, male, heterosexual and white is a positive disadvantage in the workplace.
If you have a lifetime of experience you are also pushed to the back of the queue, because you are old and therefore racist.
The modern day workforce consists of useless, lazy incompetent cunts.
A well observed cunting.
Good morning.
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It’s a thought provoking point – I’ve just realised that the word “discriminate” has been hijacked by the self righteous pompous moral pontificators of the left as a damning slur, when in fact the literal meaning of the word is to show prudent judgement.
Hear hear, let us hope the world sees a proliferation of discrimination, it would sort out a lot of fucking problems.
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I don’t know about incompetents in charge of bungee jumping, or flying instructors doing a ” goodbye, cruel world ” stunt partway through a flying lesson ( I wonder if he could be posthumously charged with attempted murder? ), but the supermarket staff one regularly makes my blood boil.
As if getting about these days isn’t hard enough, maneovering my mobility scooter around the cages, which are blocking access to the goods I need ( and no cunt in sight because they’re chatting to a pal in the next aisle, also with a cage ).
I’ve bought a hooter for my scooter, although it’s not quite as loud as Brian Blesseds battle cry in Flash Gordon, it certainly makes the twats take notice.
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I don’t know about supermarket staff as that is Mrs Cunter’s domain, but I imagine it is frustrating if you can’t reach what you want and there is nobody to help.
We have a town not too far away which is billed as the furniture capital of Spain.
Huge furniture shops are lined up, one after another for perhaps a kilometer, each side of the main road.
The odd thing is that there is rarely any customers in any of them.
They make their money by selling furniture packs to builders.
When I have been in one I have had to wander around to look for a member of staff.
They can often be found sitting at a desk, playing on their mobiles.
Shoe shops are the same.
You eventually get someone’s attention but they tell you that they haven’t got your size, without even bothering to look.
I have been in electrical stores and asked if they have particular items in stock for immediate delivery.
The staff disappear to find out but are not seen again.
From my point of view the very worst are the bars and restaurants.
You go in to have a few drinks and because business is slow that night, they will start packing up all the tables and chairs around you. This can happen as early as 8pm.
You end up sitting at a solitary table with the staff scowling at you because they want to go home early.
The TV’s and music are turned off and the shutters get half closed while some miserable cunt starts mopping the floor around you.
I suppose that the answer would be not to go to these places ever again.
That’s easier said than done when all businesses seem to be the same.
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if in sainsbury and you can’t find a item,
and you ask a member of staff and they say
‘ I’ll just check in the back for you ‘
just wander off,
they haven’t got it in stock and are wasting your time.
They’re told to do this.
part of their training.
like they’re searching and doing their best to find it.
what they’re really doing is standing in the warehouse picking their nose.
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Ask them if they have any bogies, then they can`t walk away.
🐽
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Go into Waitrose and spot the poshest looking old bag in the shop. Then go up to her and ask her if she could point you in the right direct for the eggs. The reaction when you apologise and say sorry you thought they were staff is always worth a laugh.
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I can live with incompetence in goods and services, I can go to a different shop or garage. Our real problem is incompetence in government. MPs generally lack basic understanding of how the world works. They get into power by skilled use of the gob, excessive and unjustified self-confidence and most importantly, having the right connections. Most MPs are lawyers by trade. They write their own jobs into law and charge you an arm and a leg to interpret for you the rules they have written. They believe in bollocks like “net zero” and a previous lawyer PM seriously planned to give away sovereign British territory to a foreign power plus a big wedge of taxpayer’s cash.
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The NHS is the font of all incompetence in my experience.
I’m lucky enough never to have been a guest of these quacks,
but visiting others.
Lazy fat Africans, doctors who misdiagnose and give wrong medication
filthy fuckin wards etc
you’d be better off on some napoleanic battle field with a bit of leather to bite down on as some sawbones takes your leg off.
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You’re just trying to wind me up aren’t you Mis?
Only joking.
There is certainly waste and inefficiency in the NHS and our elder could give you chapter and verse. It’s virtually all down to the bean counters and could be sorted by the politicians if they had the will. The delays in treatment are down to demand far exceeding supply. How far this is down to the country hosting large numbers of sickly ethnics, many sick due to their own ignorant life-style is a forbidden subject for discussion. Norman’s posts often give you a good pointer. Jobs have to be prioritised and that results in fast response when an illness is immediately life-threatening and replacing crumbling joints for instance is delayed, often repeatedly and for months. Training doctors is costly and takes years. The politicians instead of making the investment adopt the quick fix of recruiting foreigners. Everyone in the business knows that such staff are commonly second rate but are afraid to say so. By chance I was reading some older ISAC noms yesterday and came across this very point made by Nurse Cunty (remember her?) years ago now.
Folks knock the NHS but the alternative is the sort of system they have in the States. If you’re wealthy you’ll be fine. If you’re not then go away and die and don’t make a fuss about it.
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I’ll bet that CUNT ends up boss of FIFA..!
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Miss ‘bargain-basement bridge chuck’ bears some percentage of the blame for her own demise. Completely obsessed with the look-at-me video angle(like half the human population these days), who the fuck is so stupid as to let 3 strangers walk you overhead to the edge of a ravine and fling you off without noticing the complete absence of as much as a belt or harness placement of SOME kind beforehand?
As long as the GoPro was in place on her bonce, I guess.
Alas one of the ‘staff’ ran down to her mangled being and whipped the camera off in a case of C.Y.A., so Mz Rodriguez last social media vid is the one in the link instead, by a spectator.
It has over a million views.
She’d be SO proud.
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I’m the sort of person who brings out the good in people and can’t recollect anyone being rude to me, mainly because being brought up in the north where everyone seems to have a kind way about them. Especially if working in shopping centres, the northerner will go out of their way to please the public.
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There’s even been incidents were a northern assistant had gone completely over the top with the assisting and had to be taken away in a straight jacket.
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You are ‘professional northerner’ Michael Parkinson…
…and I claim my shiny new pen.
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That pilot who jumped out of the plane leaving his student to fly back and land the fucker said to her before jumping
” keep going forward”
which is great motivational advice!!
she was lucky to get such a philosophical teacher.
‘endeavour to persevere ‘
he shouted free falling to his death.
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We’ve started using a local farm for our 🥛 and 🥚 delivered at a cheaper price than the supermarket,with no farts from the 🐄 bothered about and the 🥚 are large with a nice long date 👍…at a Tesco in town there’s a young lad with a pair of stonkers and a voice like a parade ground sergeant 🫡 with his bobbled hair trying his best at trannyism 🏳️🌈… I’ve called him cock and mate when asking him a question, surprised I’ve not been barred or had plod at the entrance on the way out…oh well ‘every little helps’ 😩
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Jason Arday tells a good tale maybe is next role will be in Andy’s gang
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Seen that stalker of Prince Andrew?
looks like he plays bass in Hawkwind.
long hair ,beard,
every photo of the daft cunt hes got a sling on his arm
and throwing the ✌️peace sign.
clearly a headtheball.
But hardly intimidating.
He ran towards me in the woods I’d assume he was after patchouli oil or wanted directions to Avebury.
set the fuckin dog on the twat.
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When I was a young a kid used to work.
Not up the chimneys or in the mill, I’m not that old.
You could walk down any shopping street and there would be signs in the various windows for Saturday girls or boys.
The owners could stipulate boy or girl.
If I remember the lower age limit was 13, but I don’t think that anyone checked as long as you were capable of doing the job.
The money came in handy.
A few shillings in those days could keep you in sweets and comics.
I used to help the milkman from about 6 in the morning until mid afternoon.
Saturday’s were for collecting money as well as delivering.
It was a long day. I used to get half a crown if I remember correctly, and the milkman used to buy me egg and chips in the cafe when we finished.
By going to work kids used to learn how to be punctual, reasonably smart, polite and hard working.
Every business had a Saturday boy or girl.
We learned valuable life lessons.
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My cousin had a theory that everyone who had been successful in life through hard work and building up a business had been a newspaper delivery boy. I have a friend who started a business in his spare bedroom and it is now a FTSE top 200 company and he is well up on the Sunday Times rich list. I asked him if he had been a newspaper boy “Oh nothing like that, I did do a milk round though” was the response.
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I’ll go along with that Wanksock.
I suppose that a milk round gets you handling money and giving out change, which is different to a paper round.
The milkman used to pass my house at around 6am, sometimes a little earlier, so I had to be ready for him.
We used to arrive at my school just before 9am on a normal day.
If we were running a little late then I would have to fuck off a few hundred yards before we got there so I wouldn’t be late.
This was my infants school so I started working for him way before I was 11.
I would get sixpence (or was it a shilling, I can’t remember) for working during a weekday.
Weekends and school holidays I would get half a crown as I could work longer.
Winter was horrible.
The bottles were freezing cold and you couldn’t wear gloves as the bottles would slip out of your hands.
Happy times!
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Incompetence is one thing but I think I prefer a degree of disinterest to the type who jump on you as soon as you walk into a shop, for example one that just sells beds, ‘what are you looking for’ , ‘well, I am after a new 65” TV’.
Give me a chance to have a fucking browse, it’s no chance when you are the only punter, they fucking hover waiting to pounce as soon as you stop by one of the beds to have a close look.
Fuck off, when I need assistance I will give you a shout.
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Spot on. And those chuggers at the exit of the supermarket trying to get you to sign up to some Charity. I was so close to tell the over enthusiastic tw@t to FO yesterday.
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They come door knocking as well, £2 a week for friends of Leeds hospitals, make a wish, Alzheimer’s, so which fucking £2 a week should I cancel to give you £2 a week.
Fuck Off.
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It’s an up-to-3 steps process to deal with these.
#1 just ignore cunts & walk your iintended line like they’re not there. That can be enough… ; but occasionally you’ll get one ignoring your ignoring and choosing to vocalise at you directly which leads to #2 .. it draws a ‘not interested’ or a “no, thank you” as an attempt to stay formal with this harasser
Even then, some cunts persist with some shit about whatever – with a ‘but children are starving’ or ‘little lad Billy needs an operation’ or whatever, trying to ‘guilt’ a donation.
That’s when YOU can take the power back by looking the cunt right in the eye and declaring that you don’t give a fuck.
That puts an end to it.Trust me. 🙂
I meet type 1 or 2 with a simple(true) ‘animal charities only’ as needed. Step 3 always in yhe back pocket for as and when necessary.
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Hate those fuckers with a vengeance my charity giving is my business. One lot collard me as I was leaving with my trolley of bits. Something about dementia and Alzheimer’s. Asked me if I knew the difference. I replied sorry forgot had the look of daggers all the way back to my car which I couldn’t find cos I’d forgotten where I’d parked it. True story.
I give what I can.
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Anyone still giving to charity in this day and age needs their head examined.
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The disinterested staff are the ones the shoplifter prefers and that’s why there’s a lot of it around. The northern on the other hand wouldn’t give you a moments peace.
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I was visiting the Wirral last year, can’t remember what the town was called, but was a nice enough, ordinary sort of place. What really stood out for me, besides the fact that it was so white in general, was noticing the staff when I went to the shops at this retail park.
A lot of the assistants and check out staff were young, white locals. Late teens, although there were older local staff as well. I found every single one to be polite and efficient. They knew what they were doing and were getting on with it. I hate shopping but was there looking for gifts and ended up buying more since it seemed, for once, like a pleasant experience.
Funny that isn’t it? When you don’t needlessly fill a place with cheap, foreign trash, the local young people get a look in. It gives them experience, confidence and money and allows them to develop as people. Instead of being dumped on the benefits scrapheap with all the others who have anxiety and whatever.
It was an eye opener. We don’t need all these foreigners and it causes us immense harm on so many levels. This isn’t to say all the bad customer experience is because of ethnics, but that day did make me wonder about things generally.
You undercut the working classes with massive numbers of cheap or even illegal labourers (we probably have millions of the latter alone) and you can expect to trash the prospects and qualities of the people. You starve the native people of investment. Let’s stop with this nonsense of sending everybody to uni as well. We need sensible and reasonably smart people doing work further down the food chain instead of believing they should be entrepreneurs and neuro surgeons – only to be disappointed later, heavily in debt and doing a fake job in the public sector.
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I agree.Send those foreign spongers back to France.Make England white again
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This sums up the first two words of the nom..!
https://www.parliament.uk/business/commons/
And has done for the last 70 years..
GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL..!
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Me thinks Cambridge university might also qualify for the above nom..so long as the right woke box is ticked.
The issue was raised by this chap 3 fucking years ago..!!
https://youtu.be/UYwkgmJtBeE?is=APR1RbgK0SEI7SQC
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Watched the vid, really good work, that chap knows his onions and lying bastards. This chap should chair the Mangledbum enquiry if there ever is one
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Took a short cut through our local hospital to go and collect my car earlier this week.
Walking a long the corridor was like being at the UN
MIS knows this hospital well, as its his local too.
Disinterested staff – tick. Incompetence – most likely
I mentioned to the mechanic when I got my car that the hospital is now a very costly building where non-UK nationals look after non-UK nationals.
I presume its not the only one of its type across the UK
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That’s a good phrase to be used again fishy,
Hospital/Medical Centre, A place or building where non UK Nationals look after and provide medical assistance to other non UK Nationals.
I may borrow that for my next ranting letter to our local useless Lib Dem MP… when I can’t get an appointment or see a GP.
Still as per the crux of the nom, the MPs are the causation factor in the whole couldn’t care less approach the whole cuntry is sliding towards.
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Yes we are sliding further down the 🚽
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In my younger days I worked as an assistant in a laundrette. One afternoon an irritating man came in demanded some help and a young lady offered her assistance. All of a sudden the male became rather familiar towards the young woman and ended up raping her. Then in a panic he ran out of the place, straight into an oncoming lorry and was killed instantly. On the scene was a young enthusiastic reporter. The following day I read in the local newspaper with the headline. Nuts, Screws, Washers, Bolts and Dyes.
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‘Diversity’, ‘equal opportunities’ bollocks has meant that the UK workplace has ceased to be a meritocracy. Small wonder nothing works and no one gives a shit. Capitalism is the economic equivalent of survival of the fittest. Socialism is the economic equivalent of suicide of the fittest. The cult of the spaz rules. We are fucked.
Good morning everyone.
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https://share.google/IMs0EjaFbPhgLU3To
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Plenty of good old stuff, Doctor Syntax. Scrolled through the lot and didn’t discover the Darkle come Nlgger money box where the greedy black cunt scoffs all the money for itself. Will go through the lot again at leisure and see if its there.
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Just for you Sam, I used to have one of these when I was a lad..🌚
https://share.google/0P0I2rjz0JtzZLu0p
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So kind Doctor, I’ll be studying for ages.
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I read the nom. I couldn’t give a fuck.
That is all. Good-day.
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Are we allowed to include the rats in “Westminster as incompetent?🤔
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£100,000.00 plus expenses x 650 a year incompetent and disinterested..!
Plus, let’s not forget the other fucking house of incompetence.
Currently 770 of these old useless twats. Just look at the makeup of this fucking shower…🤬🤬🤬
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Lords
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Beggars belief..!
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Some of the staff have become that bad, they’ve ended up as dummies in their own shop windows.
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The bigger the organisation,the bigger the set of cunts “working” within it.
Local shops for local people.
Cities and ethnic infested towns?
TripAdvisor rates napalm 5 stars.
Good morning.
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How about those cunts, usually park keys, who stand behind the counter having a seemingly endless conversation on their phones?
We had a park key off license near us.
The smelly, ignorant bitch behind the counter would be watching videos on her phone and without a word, would just stick her filthy hand out waiting for your cash.
Fortunately, the pleasant Indian family who run the local shop next door got a license to sell alcohol and put them out of business within three months.
Another bonus was that they had no clue about how to price their booze (they don’t drink) and asked myself and other customers for advice.
Two years later, it’s still the cheapest place to buy beer.
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Totally agree. I refuse to buy anything from a parking Stanley. Would rather go without.
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The whole country is incompetent.
trains- late . or cancelled.
planes- late , or cancelled.
motorways, clogged with traffic and full of potholes.
post- late, if ever.
delivery drivers- chuck it over the gate.
doctors- appendicitis.
had them out 15yrs ago?
country’s fucked.
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You get those politicians who get snotty about the phrase ‘Broken Britain’.
‘We need to stop talking our country down’ they say.
But I bet they’d struggle to list as many positives as you have negatives.
And if they did, they’d be mostly unprovable bullshit.
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Planet’s fucked.
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Seems the Irish have a solution to incompetent politicians. Anyone on here have any Irish connections..!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dbk8HBDNDPv/?igsh=eXVoM3dmaW9udHl3
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Yes and the response was expected, the politicians in Ireland have really lost it. On Saint Patrick’s day the president makes an address to the people, this year the wokist witch who somehow ended up as president waffled on, interestingly she never said Saint Patrick just Patrick as if talking about a neighbour. Trouble is well on the brew.
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One of the things I hate is when I order a pint in a pub and they serve it with beer dripping down the side. I then ask for a napkin to clean it off, and leave it there to soak up the excess. It reminds me of that bar rescue episode, where they were shown how much beer they were losing by not pouring it properly.
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We do all right in my corner of New England. I suspect that’s because we have no asslifters and our Negroes are of the house variety
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I hate going into a pub and seeing a load of dorks queuing up to the bar in a line. I just walk past the cunts to the bar and get served. That’s why there’s a long bar there you fucking rems.
However, when people are using the bar properly and it is incumbent upon the bar staff to keep an eye on who is next – or ask if unsure – I hate it when some ignorant (usually female) bar maid comes out from the back and just serves the first person she sees. Especially when that person is an arsehole who doesn’t do the right thing. I just leave immediately when that happens.
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