Incompetent/ disinterested staff everywhere, all the time

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is a cunt.

You know what it’s like … the thing you need in the supermarket off-sale/just an empty shelf, yet some cunt with the product at the bottom of a stock trolley yapping to some other cunt pal of theirs by the stockroom door, nonchalant and indifferent .. or when you hand over your hard-earned currency to some poor-man’s bungie-jumping outfit on a bridge (‘rope jumping’) .. and the three staff throw you 140ft off said bridge to your death after forgetting to attach the rope … 🙄

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or you pay for flying lessons but your instructor opens the door at 820ft, unbuckles his seat belt and jumps to his death leaving you at the controls … 🤷‍♂️

(link for that one below, admin due to 1 link rule)

I guess ‘You just can’t get the staff’ rings true …

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Nominated by Cuntemall.

86 thoughts on “Incompetent/ disinterested staff everywhere, all the time”

  1. My worst experiences in recent years with needing to renovate a shit house I overpaid for, has been dealing with tradesmen. I eventually discovered an awesome builder who does everything and have become friends with him, but before he came along, boy oh boy, I had to learn the hard way what a shower of scum are out there.

    Roofers… oh my god. 90% lazy, retarded, incompetent vermin. And I don’t just mean all the gyppo companies which are really the same clan. Finish work at 2pm, leave a litany of problems behind them.

    Scaffolders… loud, horrible nutters. Ended up having to take it all down myself as they failed to show up when promised and I had windows being fitted the next day. Scum.

    The number of absolutely shit quality people charging a fortune, whether plasterers, painters, builders, kitchen fitters, bathroom fitters. Cowboys everywhere. They are always in a rush. The idea of slowing down a bit, concentrating and doing things carefully and well is lost on them.

    I know material prices have sky rocketed in recent years, but the labour costs are not justified a lot of the time. It comes back to the issue of not training enough young lads in useful skills and trades. Too many useless degrees. Immigration might help with this problem but the spastics in charge bring in delivery drivers and shop assistants instead.

    Some of them are absolute prima donnas. So called kitchen fitters… “no I won’t do that… no, can’t do that”… what do you mean, won’t do it, you fucking moron? What am I paying you for? People who have got fat, lazy and complacent over the years with all the cheap money sloshing about in the economy.

    I had similar with a joiner. Wanted an Alcove cupboard doing. Could do it myself but thought, if I can get a pro to do it, will look better and I can spend the time earning money in my job to pay him. Same thing. I suggested skirting board along the bottom to tie in. “No, I won’t do that…” The fuck? The cunt wants 1200 quid. Fucked him off.

    Don’t get me started on websites like Check A Teade and Trust A Trader. Another hard lesson learnt. In fact, they could do with a cunting. Arseholes on those sites with 10/10 but seem to do work for me and it’s 4/10. Window fitter shows up with the wrong type of openings from what I ordered and hadn’t measured the opening properly. Massive fuck up. The website was useless. Of course they were, because he is their customer, not me. They need to be outlawed. Scam.

    If you can, do it yourself, but not always possible.

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    • Renovating our house, we had much the same problem with trades. we had the patio done by cowboys, needed redoing at great expense. Fortunately I did most of the work on our myself, but fuck me those we did have in were mostly shit. The patio people were pikies which we didn’t know till they started work, they fucked off and let two Iraqi turds do it. Oh boy was it a sack of shit job! They even asked for a lighter to make a bonfire on my garden! The thing had water coming up at the joints when it rained, they couldn’t miter the acco drains properly ( not needed as they do corner pieces) if they could save money they did. it’s now all broken up and acting as hatdcore under our new one. We never got our money back because the cunts had not enough assets on paper to cover the debt, basically dodgy as fuck.

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    • I know a couple of decent ‘trades’ who’ are at the top of their game , having been doing it for years.

      They will both ‘fuck off’ any arsewipes that mention ‘Chekatrade’

      Oh and roofers/scafolders are mongs. Only one up from Pie Key driveway specialists in the level of cuntitude.

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    • And this is why, Count, when you find a diamond you store their number in multiple places, just in case, and also ask them for recommendations if it’s not work they take on.

      I’ve got a directory of good lads and lasses and after a roofing disaster never use websites for tradies.

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      • Absolutely , JP. Got a main go-to now who has done all kinds for me. Top notch truly excellent guy and very fair with his pricing. Also humble enough to do smaller jobs even though he has a high skill level. World of difference finding him. A plumber and electrician who are competent, if pricey. A family member or two and otherwise doing it myself when I have the time. Truly disturbing what’s out there though and I dread to think what they leave old ladies and the like with. I am on them right away and checking their work with a magnifying glass, so if I’ve had shit work done, imagine how it is for the old dears who are trusting and unable to scrutinise the work properly.

    • I do my own, everything..!

      Apart from a small extension which had to go through planning. Got recommended a builder who was on the higher price scale. Job done, on time, on cost, no money up front.

      Over the years I have saved thousands, but more importantly no fucking aggravation.

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  3. I can assure ISACers that customer service is second to none if you are purchasing any of our artistic and beautiful DVDs and there is a technical fault – we replace faulty discs, no questions asked BUT, where our Soho retail premises are concerned viz, The Steaming Pussycat Club, we do not give refunds if the tempramental Jess Phillips refuses to remove her G String as the lights fade, or Yvette’s act is ruined when her right pastie falls off due to vigorous gyrating. You will appreciate things can go wrong when the girls are performing live. On film we go through many retakes to get things just perfect. We sometimes have to re-apply Miss Thornberry’s nipple rogue up to 4 times if her partner spaffs on her tits too early. Anyone making a fuss at the club will be removed by security “men” of the Angela Eagle Team.

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  4. Just a thought about journalistic competence and to give credit where credit’s due..

    Well done those journalists who unearthed the truth about ‘Professor’ Awayday.
    I hope now they’re trying to find out whose resignation letter he plagiarised.

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    • Old bill these days seem to have an IQ that struggles to reach temperature.

      Of course the big mistake was letting him out in the first place. Cunts like this should be sent to camps and worked to death.

      Plenty more like him coming to a street near you come October. If not sooner.

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      • What amazes me, is that one of the police chiefs involved said it was down to the incompetence of two officers who had since been put on ‘other duties’.
        You mean they’re still employed by the police force?
        Fuck me!

      • The usual disastrous racial bias,now so deeply ingrained across every part of the ever growing Great State that it can’t ever be removed by “democracy”,creates this situation and so very many others.

        As ever when faced with truly depraved evil,the weakest in society are the first to suffer.

        Viola! Yet another ethnic lunatic preying on women and girls.

        Every single person involved in this episode of base treachery should be summarily shot,at once.

        Filthy,filthy cunts.

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