For many years Bashir and the BBC dined out on the famous interview with Princess Diana that ended her marriage with Prince Charles. This world scoop was meant to represent the BBC’s investigative journalism at its best. BBC top brass, such as the former DG Lord Hall, basked in the reflection of the luminous sun which apparently beamed from Bashir’s nether-quarters, casting its glorious glow across the noble truth-seeking enterprise which the BBC claims to be.

Except it’s not and Bashir is about to be officially revealed as a deceitful fraud. The Dyson Report has apparently concluded that Bashir faked bank statements and other documents to secure an interview with the Princess. He also invented allegations of secret service bugging and deliberately played on the paranoia of the insecure Princess to secure his scoop. Bashir’s fame was secured by the interview and the doom of the Princess sealed.

It was after hearing that interview that the Queen apparently insisted that the couple had to divorce. Of course the divorce might have happened without it. Or perhaps the couple might have come to some sort of accommodation within their marriage. In any event, we know what happened – the Princess descended into a chaotic lifestyle which ultimately resulted in her tragic death.

Is it right to play with peoples lives in this way? I accept that the public might have a right to know where the royals are concerned, but surely not at the cost of deceitful and immoral manipulation? Princess Diana was an annoying figure in many ways and the hysteria at her death was over the top. But she was also a very decent person who did no harm that I’m aware of and presented a positive side to the royal family. What happened to her was a tragedy.

Bashir and the BBC are cunts for what they did and the crowing of the BBC was distasteful. Let’s add this to the Saville affair as another black mark against the BBC.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/05/19/princess-diana-interview-probe-find-bbcs-martin-bashir-guilty/

https://deadline.com/2021/05/bbc-princess-diana-inquiry-lord-dyson-martin-bashir-1234760851/

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

and this from Fuglyucker 

Martin Bashir is a cunt,

it turns out this lying tikkytakky piece of snake shit has manipulated Diana into an interview with bullshit, which means now how can anything this Mohgli mother fucker has ever done be trusted ( did he lie about Whacko Jacko) and others, maybe some of these people had skeletons in the closets or maybe not.

The only thing we really know for sure is that Mohgli boy is a weapons grade cunt and needs towing dowm the M4 behind a sweaty Arabs Lambo, deport the fucker and his family back to India,

its another case of a cunt making a fortune by lying, conning and being economical with the truth when it suits him, hopefully the prick will get eaten by a Tiger or something like that….

Another media cunt who has been lying for at least 25 years….

A nomination for this raddled, shit-stirring ugly old boot, please. Why? For tweeting about a Police Scotland officer wearing a Thin Blue Line patch on his uniform. (A Union Flag with a blue line through the middle, green for ambulance – I have one, and red for fire). They’re worn to commemorate fallen colleagues.

She retweeted a tweet from a fellow Green Party, (who else?), calling it a ‘Fascist Symbol’.

This dozy old trout is in The House Of Lords.

https://mobile.twitter.com/GreenJennyJones/status/1392882583193726977

https://mobile.twitter.com/mrjamesmack/status/1392822105654366213
A link to the original.

We’re doomed. I genuinely believe it.

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt

The fake Conservatives’ Online Safety Bill.

Make the most of this esteemed site while you still can dear cunters.

In December 2019 the Conservative (in name only) political party won a landslide election on the promise of “getting Brexit done”. (Hidden away in the small print of their manifesto were the details of some truely pernicious climate change policies but that’s been highlighted before – here’s another subject to add to the list of disingenuous laws these cunts are going to force upon us to say nothing of Brexit actually being BRINO in reality.)

If you voted for Brexit, chances are, part of your desire to ditch the EU’s shackles was to get away from the endless EU Directives intended to control every small aspect of your life and making everything simple bloody awkward. The EU‘s “cookie law” is a prime example. I had hoped that, as part of Brexit, this would get binned straight away. But no, it’s still there pissing me off on a daily basis with irritating, and completely varied and random, pop-ups that you can never get rid of.

Some Yank websites have the right idea of dealing with this law and simply state something along the lines of “we don’t support EU bullshit so if you are in Europe fuck off we ain’t going to let you use our website” (a breath of fresh air in a fucked up world IMO).

Back to the main subject: the Online Safety Bill. There’s no EU pushing this one it’s all Doris’s own work. His own cookies law but it’s much worse than that.

This fucked up idea is designed to clamp down on free speech on the Internet with the force of a 1,000 megaton nuclear bomb. God forbid you diss Sparkletits once this law is in place – you’ll be facing a ten stretch!

Can I have my 2019 vote back please – I don’t want these total cunts running the UK they got in on false pretences!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9571925/New-Online-Safety-Bill-risks-stifling-press-restricting-free-speech-campaigners-warn.html

Nominated by: mikdys 

On 13 May Flexicunt nommed Aussie cricketer Michael Slater for moaning in his luxury hotel suite about Covid restrictions, Aussie style.

The root cause of Slater’s problem is of course the typically Indian shambles of dealing with the pandemic. There I was along with a few million other Brits enduring lockdown here and tuning into the Channel 4 Ahmedabad Tests. Brand new 100,000 seater but restricted to 50,000 …… except instead of spacing the cunts out they were all crammed into the same enclosures, no masks, wetting their pants loudly every time Virat farted etc. There it was in plain sight, a super spread event unfolding in front of us. All too predictably they are where they are now and it’ll return here too again.

Despite it all, there was Modi, insisting in the usual wobble-headed Indian way that this ‘First World Country’ had “conquered“ Covid ; election campaigning went on; rallies continued. When one of the few brave cunts in Tinpot University pointed out the true situation said, “ typical India. Incompetence, arrogance, wishful thinking, overconfidence” he was of course dismissed as a lunatic and probably made to walk slowly and barefoot over 22yds of burning coals.

The final irony is that Ahmedabad Stadium is now named “Narendra Modi Stadium”. It’s like 90s Lords being renamed after that other psychopath AL Blair. Incredible.

The Modicunt once came to UK to meet some of his fans didn’t he, and if you want to read a sycophantic whitewash with no mention of his various dodgy dealings and ethnic abuses then read his Wikipedia hagiography.

Modi. Fuck off and drown in the shit-filled Ganges you fucker.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9547379/DAVID-JONES-millions-suffer-pandemic-Indias-narcissistic-leader-building-folly.html

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt

and seconded by Lazybiscuits

Seconding this. Let’s learn about lovely old peaceful Modi.

Firstly – he controls Indian media, you speak out you’re fucked.

2002 Gujarat riots: This is the biggest controversy of his career. First he was accused of masterminding it. Then he was accused of asking police to look the other way

Removed several bank notes from circulation with less than 24 hours notice causing havoc.

Asked all of India to provide ID to prove they were citizens under a ‘Government poll’. Anyone without ID (the poor) were automatically non-citizens under a new bill.

Only wants Hindus in Indian despite half the country not being Hindu. Which explains his current not giving a fuck about people dying ever and demanding elections go ahead.

The man is a fucking mental dictator who probably will result in the murder of millions. Oh wait he’s almost never mentioned in the media like this, he’s clearly lovely.

Apparently giving a nice ‘good afternoon ladies and gentlemen’ is offensive in 2021 to ‘non-binary’ people. Well maybe just say it in the mornings when those jobless students are still in bed?

How about ‘Good afternoon you cunts’. The company apologised for this. Seriously. What an attention seeking cunt looking for outrage at any time.

Personally I am going to demand on social media that Pulp reissue the album ‘His N Hers’ as ‘His, Hers & Whatever that is’ to cause less offense.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14947366/train-firm-apologises-non-binary-ladies-gentlemen-announcement/

Nominated by: Lazybiscuits

…and this from Hard Brexit Cunt

A non-binary snowflake from the alphabet soup world of LGBTQ- called Laurence is a cunt.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14947366/train-firm-apologises-non-binary-ladies-gentlemen-announcement/

The conductor/guard (none of this train manager bollocks) on an LNER service commenced an announcement with the words “Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, boys, and girls”. This upset sensitive Laurence who, like all delicate snowflakes, took to Twitter to declare that “as a non-binary person this announcement doesn’t actually apply to me so I won’t listen”.

For fuck’s sake, this cunt needs a biology lesson – there are two sexes: male and female. It may identify as non-binary but if ‘he’ takes off his trousers and drops his pants he will discover that where he imagines a vulva to be on even days of the month there is actually a micro-penis.

Some silly cunt from LNER responded with a tweet saying that “I will ensure that they remain inclusive as we try to be at LNER”. So next time you travel with LNER, don’t be surprised for announcements to begin with “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cunts and fucking freaks…”

Somebody else responded with: “My Dad was a train driver. If someone ‘non-binary’ tried kicking off at him over a tannoy announcement addressing passengers as ‘ladies and gentlemen”, I’m sure he’d have rightly told them to identify as a car and drive themselves the f*ck home.” At least there is some hope beyond IsAC.