No News is……

There has been no news for a while now.

I assume Londoners have stopped stabbing. Burmese despots stopped murdering. No one has coronavirus. Sunday papers the same.

Apparently a 99 year old has died. Hold the front page. Every other fucking page. All the TV channels. And the fucking radio!

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Oliver Banfield


Ex PC of West Midlands Police Oliver Banfield is a cunt.
Attracting the opposite sex is now harder because of this shithouse.

He still faces a misconduct charge even if the spineless rat quits. No amount of cunting could justice to a drunken serving policeman attacking a lone mother late at night.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newsbirmingham/drunken-cop-pc-oliver-banfield-used-tactics-learned-in-police-training-to-attack-mum-on-her-way-home/ar-BB1eUJol?ocid=uxbndlbing

Nominated by: Cuntfinder Junior

Biased True Crime Documentaries


It used to be that true crime documentaries followed the facts and left it up to the viewer to decide what to think (Capturing the Friedmans/The Staircase/The Jinx/The thin blue line etc).

However, in recent times I’ve noticed something. In particular, HBO seem to be the worst culprits. The narrative is this.

Dark key charged with murder. Cops and locals all thick hicks who hate dark keys. Dark key must be innocent. Fuck the victims and the evidence and let’s bash whitey instead.

Here are some recent examples (Warning: spoilers coming if you fancy watching any of them).

1. Who killed Garrett Philips?
The narrative is the dark key is innocent. Indeed, he was recently exhonorated. However, they quickly skirted over the ‘1 in a billion DNA evidence’ the cops couldn’t use because of a technicality. There was eyewitness evidence and circumstantial evidence linking the accused to the crime. All the cops still think he did it. His girlfriend (and mother of the murdered child) at the time of the murder thinks he did it to this day.The town think he did it. But no everyone is…raaayyyycissss.

2. The Atlanta Child murders. The evidence against the guy in prison is overwhelming. Cops waiting on a bridge at 3am heard a big splash and got the cunt as he drove off. Body found in the river below. Fibre evidence linking him to other murders. Caught trying to burn evidence against him. Pretended to be a child star agent to get access to boys. Just loads of stuff. Still, with no evidence whatsoever, this ‘documentary’ says a honky must have done the crimes. No names are offered up though. Must’ve been because, ‘muh systemic racism’. What horse shit! Atlanta at the time of the murders had a black congressman, a black chief of police, a black mayor and the judge in the trial was black…as was most of the jury.

3. The case against Adnan Syed.

Peaceful in prison for honour killing his ex. Lots of evidence to say he did it. Still….must be raaaaycissm again. Bollocks. Again, totally one sided and misses out loads of stuff.

I don’t mind documentary film makers trying to show innocence, but at least show the other side to the story in a fair and balanced manner.

If I watch a true crime series I’m interested in the fucking evidence, not your ‘he must be innocent because he’s a dark key’ narrative.

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Complete Savings

Complete savings are cunts!

Who the fuck are complete savings you ask, i will tell you.

Complete savings are a company who give you cash back when you make an online purchase, for example i just ordered a couple of oil filters for my beloved motorbike from eBay, when you pay for these you get a message from complete cunts,i mean savings saying your entitled to cash back.

Now i have this message pop up and signed up for this service a couple of years ago and have never got a penny back.

Yesterdays purchase £35, message from Complete cunts, your entitled to £16.50 back, spend 5 mins filling in the form and at the end, after they have contacted you, you get -sorry your not entitled to this service.

Initially i thought it was a scam, so i checked it out and its legit, except you never get any money back.

So all i can think is these useless fuckmonkey cunts sell your details or something.
My own fault for thinking somehow i was going to get a little win in life.

https://www.completesavings.co.uk/

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

(and what others think – DA  https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/www.completesavings.co.uk

https://www.which.co.uk/news/2017/10/beware-costly-online-cashback-schemes/ )

Joel Okorogheye

(For the next week or so we have decided to bump up the number of published daily nominations, from the usual 5 to 6 – and 7 at the weekends. Thanks – DA)

A victim soaked super cunting for Evidence Joel, mother of Richard Okorogheye.

Richard’s body was unfortunately found in Epping Forest after an extensive Police search. Foul play is not suspected, the cause of death is not known at present.

Whilst the loss of any young life is particularly tragic, the young man’s CUNT of a mother has already jumped on the raaaaycist bandwagon claiming that the police didn’t react instantly when she reported that a young adult was missing.

Despite the fact that such an occurrence is extremely common, the CUNT is claiming  that the delay was only because her son is black.

Compensation will be the next demand and she will undoubtedly be successful as nobody dares to say no to a non white race baiter.

What a monumental CUNT, Evidence by name, no evidence in reality.

Nominated by: Sir Cuntalot

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-56674932