Sarah had a little lamb
And so did Rose and Rosa.
These three “activists “, who go under the banner of Animal Rising ( Rose is the director, what a surprise ) stole three lambs from Appleton Farm on the Kings Sandringham estate.
Having transported them to a sanctuary, they travelled to Windsor Castle to inform the authorities of their crime.
They have been found guilty of theft, following a jury trial, and sentenced to the usual community service.
They have expressed disappointment at the verdict, saying that the King would have consented to the rescue and the lambs deserve the chance of a long life .
Let me ask these halfwits, how do you know they wouldn’t have had one where they were?
Also, are you aware that, as convicted criminals, your job prospects have just shrunk? Or are Mommeh and Daddeh going to fund you until you marry a rich man?
Words fail me, so have at it.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

I don’t think that the lambs deserve a long life.
I think that they should be slow roasted and eaten with a little mint sauce.
But there again, I am not at all ashamed at being at the top of the food chain.
If the girls really want to save animals from abuse, they should rescue goats in Pákí infested areas.
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So what’s next for the trio, stealing babies that deserve a good life.
Maybe start with a celebrity baby, one that will grow up being forced to transition by its warped weird parents.
Or a black baby? Raised with a huge chip on its shoulder, that everything is whiteys thought.
Or a peaceful baby.. nay fuck that, just drown it in a bucket.
Anyway chimp boy isn’t an environmentalist, just a greedy old man..
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I’ve met the 3 stooges, Sarah,Rose,Rosa,
But I can tell you all about them.
All went to University.
All were raised in a large house,
they all got what they wanted growing up,
and they all think they are morally superior to you.
and they all know nothing about lambs.
lambs are dependent on the ewe till old enough for them to feed themselves.
I’d of charged them with animal cruelty too.
the empty.headed entitled posh twats.
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They should have hung the vacuous tarts. Robust punishment.
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