Animal Rising

Sarah had a little lamb

And so did Rose and Rosa.

These three “activists “, who go under the banner of Animal Rising ( Rose is the director, what a surprise ) stole three lambs from Appleton Farm on the Kings Sandringham estate.

Having transported them to a sanctuary, they travelled to Windsor Castle to inform the authorities of their crime.

They have been found guilty of theft, following a jury trial, and sentenced to the usual community service.

They have expressed disappointment at the verdict, saying that the King would have consented to the rescue and the lambs deserve the chance of a long life .

Let me ask these halfwits, how do you know they wouldn’t have had one where they were?

Also, are you aware that, as convicted criminals, your job prospects have just shrunk? Or are Mommeh and Daddeh going to fund you until you marry a rich man?

Words fail me, so have at it.

bbcnews

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

19 thoughts on “Animal Rising”

  1. I don’t think that the lambs deserve a long life.
    I think that they should be slow roasted and eaten with a little mint sauce.

    But there again, I am not at all ashamed at being at the top of the food chain.

    If the girls really want to save animals from abuse, they should rescue goats in Pákí infested areas.

  2. So what’s next for the trio, stealing babies that deserve a good life.
    Maybe start with a celebrity baby, one that will grow up being forced to transition by its warped weird parents.

    Or a black baby? Raised with a huge chip on its shoulder, that everything is whiteys thought.

    Or a peaceful baby.. nay fuck that, just drown it in a bucket.

    Anyway chimp boy isn’t an environmentalist, just a greedy old man..

  3. I’ve met the 3 stooges, Sarah,Rose,Rosa,

    But I can tell you all about them.

    All went to University.
    All were raised in a large house,
    they all got what they wanted growing up,
    and they all think they are morally superior to you.

    and they all know nothing about lambs.
    lambs are dependent on the ewe till old enough for them to feed themselves.
    I’d of charged them with animal cruelty too.

    the empty.headed entitled posh twats.

    • All got what they wanted Mis? I wonder if they’d want what I’d like to give them. Pretty little things aren’t they? I bags Rose, the older one. Oh yes.

  4. I don’t think these three cosseted little madam’s will worry one iota about their future job prospects.
    Just look at them.
    They’re a classic example of the expensively educated, perpetually unemployed.
    Probably all married to a bloke called Jonty, whose income gives them all the time in the world to fuck about all day, poking their noses into things they don’t understand.
    And I bet they vote Lib Dem.
    I hope they get foot and mouth.
    The cunts!

  5. ‘i wanna be daddy’s girl,I wanna be daddy’s girl, that’s the most important thing to me 🎶’
    oh and whilst a bit bored I’ll virtue signal for a wovverly cudderley animal thingy how sooooper yah 🐑…throw them in the 🐷 sty

  6. More benefits of female liberation. Directing their nurturing instincts towards farm animals, but in a misguided and ignorant way. Like that woman who recently “saved” the lobster.

    They should be on their second child by now. Married to white men, raising children and looking after the home. Knowing how to serve their loved ones, how to cook, clean, educate, be beautiful. Being useful and productive in the true sense.

    Say what you like about the Muslims; it is we who are the clownworld civilization. On our way down the swanny.

  7. Sad little airheads doing things for clicks and likes on social media. Probably didn’t even realise when little lambkins grows up it turns into a sheep….

    I’ve said it before, go and protest outside a halal slaughter house or complain to a Muslim MP about animal cruelty you stupid little girls.

  8. What all three privileged ladies didn’t tell you, that they rogered all three lambs up the jacksie whilst wearing dildos and wellingtons. Which is still illegal by law and should be given the death sentence. That I’m not quite sure of but I think so.

  9. These stupid bitches have got this sheep rustling lark all wrong.
    Have you seen the price of lamb lately?
    4 chops, mostly fat and bone, with a postage stamp sized piece of meat lurking somewhere in between, will set you back at least £6.
    It’s a wonder how the industry still exists.
    They’d have made a fortune if they’d cut them into bits and punted them round the pubs on a Saturday lunchtime.
    Clueless twats.

  10. Standards have collapsed.

    In better times armed security would have shot these lefty cunts dead long before they could steal anything.

    Likely all down to “vegetarianism”.

    What a mess this country is in.

    Good morning.

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