Peter Hitchens describing plod as useless, not wrong C.A.
Have long puzzled at the lack of Old Bill when you need them. Rapid response times for traditional crimes? I hear you laugh – these days you have to post hurty words online to get that. Perhaps the thin blue line is now so stretched it has become invisible. So what does the policing of major events tell us. Eg the Ann Widdecombe murder. After the event the scene is crawling with Old Bill and their vehicles all standing prominently with arms akimbo in bright yellow high viz anti-stab gear. Poised in the act of nabbing villains or at least issuing parking tickets? Not really – they are posed under orders to reassure the public.
So stop quaking in your beds and be reassured people. Fear not the flood of perverts, psychos and career crims out on early release. Stop and share a joke with the latest grinning tableau of Old Bill at your local crime scene. Why not take a selfie with them. Capture for eternity all those flowers and cuddly toys and be reassured – Old Bill is at a photo opportunity near you.
Nominated by Sir Limply Stroke.
I can’t see the point of wearing a hi-viz jacket over the top of a police uniform.
Wouldn’t it be easier and cheaper to simply make the uniform out of hi-viz material?
Good morning everyone!
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And come to think about it, why are police tazer guns yellow as well?
It’s not very intimidating to be confronted by a short-arsed, obese policeman holding what looks like it is made from lego bricks.
Play mind games with criminals.
Make tazers that look like a Magnum 45 or a sub machine gun.
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Ann Widdecombe died of natural causes according to the Devon & Cornwall Police.
So Worzels are so bright they think having your brain splattered all over the kitchen floor is natural.
I suppose ‘Ann Widdecombe was the victim of a brutal left-wing political assassination’ would be a no no. Joe Public must be protected from the truth.
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Morning Geordie 👍
It’s all gone very quiet, the Widdecombe thing.
I wonder why ?
Morning all 👍
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if I’ve been a victim a crime then a short stocky dour lesbian and a jarvis cocker lookalike in uniform are a reassuring presence .
We can pretend that something will be done about it,
and that it wasn’t the fault of the ethnic minority that was seen running off.
Then we can all sit amongst the debris and look at photos of pride parade .
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Plod what are they good for..
Absolutely nothing,say it again..
I look forward to the day they get battered on the streets..
But it won’t be whitey, it will be the peacefuls and the dàrkies.
The demographics they have grovelled to and protected over the years..
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It’s very reassuring indeed to know they are at the beck and call of the Uniparty,ready to crush dissent…
“We’ve received intelligence that you are a member of a right wing plot to call the Prime Minister a useless cunt,which is contrary to a law we made up in the van on the way here”
Don’t think you have mate.
Very poor form indeed.
Good morning.
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That Cambridge professor,
the bullshitter,
was being asked awkward questions by a journalist
‘did you really run 600 miles in 6 days?’
‘did you really work for waterAid digging wells in Africa because they say you didn’t?’
The journalist was contacted by Scotland Yard and told to desist from asking questions as it constituted as harassment.
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