Reassuring The Public


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Peter Hitchens describing plod as useless, not wrong C.A.

Have long puzzled at the lack of Old Bill when you need them. Rapid response times for traditional crimes? I hear you laugh – these days you have to post hurty words online to get that. Perhaps the thin blue line is now so stretched it has become invisible. So what does the policing of major events tell us. Eg the Ann Widdecombe murder. After the event the scene is crawling with Old Bill and their vehicles all standing prominently with arms akimbo in bright yellow high viz anti-stab gear. Poised in the act of nabbing villains or at least issuing parking tickets? Not really – they are posed under orders to reassure the public.

So stop quaking in your beds and be reassured people. Fear not the flood of perverts, psychos and career crims out on early release. Stop and share a joke with the latest grinning tableau of Old Bill at your local crime scene. Why not take a selfie with them. Capture for eternity all those flowers and cuddly toys and be reassured – Old Bill is at a photo opportunity near you.

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Nominated by Sir Limply Stroke.

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  1. I can’t see the point of wearing a hi-viz jacket over the top of a police uniform.

    Wouldn’t it be easier and cheaper to simply make the uniform out of hi-viz material?

    Good morning everyone!

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  2. And come to think about it, why are police tazer guns yellow as well?

    It’s not very intimidating to be confronted by a short-arsed, obese policeman holding what looks like it is made from lego bricks.

    Play mind games with criminals.

    Make tazers that look like a Magnum 45 or a sub machine gun.

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  3. Ann Widdecombe died of natural causes according to the Devon & Cornwall Police.

    So Worzels are so bright they think having your brain splattered all over the kitchen floor is natural.

    I suppose ‘Ann Widdecombe was the victim of a brutal left-wing political assassination’ would be a no no. Joe Public must be protected from the truth.

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  4. if I’ve been a victim a crime then a short stocky dour lesbian and a jarvis cocker lookalike in uniform are a reassuring presence .

    We can pretend that something will be done about it,
    and that it wasn’t the fault of the ethnic minority that was seen running off.

    Then we can all sit amongst the debris and look at photos of pride parade .

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    • I’m going to arrange a Shame parade, Mis. I’ll be in it with my wife, kids and young grandchildren along with various other halves. My mates will be marching with their families too. Dogs as well – except for chihuahuas and poodles.
      As for clobber, anything goes but work wear will be preferred. Afterwards it’ll be off to a big pub with decent beer and non-vegetarian nosh.
      You and yours would be most welcome and I’ll see you alright for beer if you come in your furniture van with the back doors wide open and have it full of topless women. Not the Jo Brand look alike variety, mind,

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  5. Plod what are they good for..
    Absolutely nothing,say it again..

    I look forward to the day they get battered on the streets..
    But it won’t be whitey, it will be the peacefuls and the dàrkies.
    The demographics they have grovelled to and protected over the years..

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  6. It’s very reassuring indeed to know they are at the beck and call of the Uniparty,ready to crush dissent…

    “We’ve received intelligence that you are a member of a right wing plot to call the Prime Minister a useless cunt,which is contrary to a law we made up in the van on the way here”

    Don’t think you have mate.

    Very poor form indeed.

    Good morning.

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    • That Cambridge professor,
      the bullshitter,
      was being asked awkward questions by a journalist

      ‘did you really run 600 miles in 6 days?’

      ‘did you really work for waterAid digging wells in Africa because they say you didn’t?’

      The journalist was contacted by Scotland Yard and told to desist from asking questions as it constituted as harassment.

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      • I would most like them to ask ‘Are you actually female’ since ‘he’ fucking looks so.

      • He also claimed to have appeared on a TV show that was recorded seventeen years before he was born – and it wasn’t the Jess Phillips Ladies Athletics Masterclass.

      • Just seen some shite on the BBC web pages about how the Scouse heptathlete Katarina Johnson-Thompson has found an old photo of her Bahamian grandfather.
        Then, for no fucking reason at all, the BBC go into propagandist raptures to inform us, against our wishes and all common sense, how Bahamians ‘helped build’ Miami.
        No mention of how white Europeans helped, no, paid for and built almost everything in Africa after the pyramids. Not just casual labourers on casinos and hotels in a gamblers’ paradise but architects, engineers, site managers and all the rest of them who built towns, cities, roads, railways, sea and airports along with everything else across an entire continent.
        If that’s not racism I don’t know what is.

      • That conniving cunt Arday was trying to shut the journo down because he knew he was onto his bullshit. Arday’s lawyers threatened the publication he worked for, which prevented them from publishing the story, but even that didn’t stop black miracle man from getting the filth involved. Atomic grade cunt, as are the filth for buckling to it.

    • Thing is, Anneka Svenska is a really nice person.

      She keeps wolf dogs and has regular up close contact with a wolf pack, so she knows her onions when it comes to animals.

      One complaint from one cunt now gets plod on your doorstep waving a pointless piece of paper and spouting some thinly veiled threats.

      Thankfully, Anneka stood up to these cunts and refused to sign the bullshit piece of paper.

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  8. I fail to see how a large presence of overweight, left wing indoctrinated, intellectually retarded enemies of our indigenous population can reassure anyone.
    Turning up mob handed after the event and hanging about for days, when the perpetrator has either been nicked or topped themselves, achieves what?
    What would be more reassuring, would be the sight of high powered squad cars screeching around corners, on the way to kicking some dodgy fuckers front door in at daft o’clock in the morning.
    Preferably before a potentially murderous event has happened.
    But that would involve guts, intelligence, a degree of get up go and, dare I say it, traditional police work.
    All of which would interfere with their usual day jobs of painting rainbows on their cars and dancing with big, fat mammas at the nearest ethnic festival.
    I fucking despair.

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    • This also involves a fucking lot of our money.

      There are currently 30,000 jihadi pieces of shit in this country who require 24/7 surveillance at a cost of between £11-£18 million per year per jihadi.

      Obviously, we don’t have that kind of cash, so MI5 and the specialist anti terror police unit can only concentrate on the most dangerous 3,000 or so jihadi cunts.

      That’s £33 billion a year minimum spent on watching cunts who shouldn’t even be here.

      A single 9mm round to the back of the head costs about £1.

      Just saying.

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      • Why the back of the head? Between the eyes would be better. Let em see the slow, slow, slow squeeze of the trigger.
        Just sayin’.

      • Where’s the deficiency in that, Dickie?

        These things need sorting quickly.

        *pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*pop*. Like that.

    • We used to have Mental Asylums. If you look at old OS Maps from the early 1900s, or even post-war, it’s astonishing how many there were. But funnily enough, society was working at those times! How strange.

      Though let’s not talk about the fact they were full of left-wing women shut away before they could spawn.

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      • @Odin…. A bullet from the back risks exploding through the front and removing facial features whereas between the eyes is more likely to preserve the look of terror on the face so that the relatives viewing the corpse know their loved ones went out in total fear.
        Besides, the pursuit of efficiency (which is what I assume you meant to write) shouldn’t be at the expense of a worker taking pleasure in his job.
        And needing seven *pop*s means you’re a sh!t shot or using the wrong caliber and not suited for the job. One *pop* should be enough.

      • Afternoon Dickie.

        I swear this autocorrect alters things that are spelled correctly and replaces them with something completely different.

        It’s a government funded AI plot! 🤬

        Not sure that you understood the other six rounds are for the rest of the family. 😁

  9. People tend to go with their own personal experiences when discussing criticism about certain groups who are there to protect us and this is all I can recollect of the law in my lifetime. Remember being out late after drinking with friends in the 1960s. I had missed the last bus home and set off walking it. A police car pulled up alongside me and the sole officer asked what was I doing out so late. Told him and he asked me to get in the car and he would take me as near to my home as he could. Asking me to put my head down on occasions when seeing other officers going about their duties.

    Another time was standing around in public waiting in a queue to enter Old Trafford for a match, when an officer asked me did that hurt. Me being puzzled asked why. He said I’m standing on your hair (which was very long) does that hurt. I grinned in embarrassment and then I said could he tell me if it’s true that your head reaches the top of his helmet. Everyone around laughed and the officer walked off embarrassed.

    Another time was when my mother was in hospital and my stupid father decided to have me kicked out of the house for no apparent reason other than for taking a dislike to me. Police came round and told me to leave because my father’s name was in the rent book. That occasion they could have helped me but I knew I would lose in the end.

    Finally, more recently a spate of youths were knocking on doors, causing an annoyance and a couple of officers called round to ask if I was alright. They came a few times more just to make sure and that was that. Nothing else I can remember.

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    • Years ago I was told of someone out late at night who missed the last bus home. He went round to the police station to see if they could help. They gave him a cell for the night, door unlocked, then a cup of tea in the morning and wished him on his merry way.

      It’s anecdotal, but I’d like to think it would have happened long ago.

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  10. Despite being completely overwhelmed by 60.000 sand wógs entering a tiny enclave recently, the Guardia Civil, the National Police, along with the military have their own way of reassuring the public, especially at this time of year.

    In full military gear you might see the police standing on motorway bridges overlooking the traffic, near the ports and airports, wearing dark glasses and holding machine guns.

    There are more road blocks where the entire road or sometimes a motorway is completely shut and every car is checked.

    Gunboats cruise closer to the tourist beaches than normal.
    Naval ships are closer to shore.

    In the larger towns and cities there are many more foot patrols by armed police than usual.

    Fighter jets fly low over the tourist beaches a few times a week. Making a hell of a fucking noise.

    Does it make the country any safer….. Who knows?
    But it’s reassuring that the security forces are not sat on their arses looking at CCTV after an event, or busy looking for unkind Tweets.

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    • That’s the Spanish police and military letting the Spanish taxpayer know that their budget is being put to good use. Because they can actually see it with their own eyes.

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      • You must be right Odin.

        The police on the motorway bridges are not going to open fire on the traffic below under any circumstances.
        They would radio ahead to the patrol cars if they saw anything suspicious.

        So there is no real reason for them to be armed.

        It is a show of strength and intimidation.

    • Oh I can go with fast jets flying low Arty. They can fly low over my house any time of the day or night preferrably with the heaters on. As long as they clear the TV aerials.

      Mrs Brain says I’m just a big kid.

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      • I don’t know what a fighter jet heater is Arfur, but I assume that it’s the thing that makes the planes fucking noisy.

        If that’s the case then I reckon that they fly with the heaters on.
        You can hear them coming from many miles down the coast.

        If there are more than one jet the noise is deafening.

        A few weeks before the main wild fires started here, the planes that dump water were practicing close, but a safe distance off the beach in front of Casa Cunter.

        That was impressive.
        They flew down and scooped up the sea water, then flew a few hundred meters to dump it before returning for the same thing.

        How the fuck do they do that without stalling?

      • Sorry Arty, me talking jargon. The heaters are the reheat, commonly known as the afterburners. If they are lit it’s obvious, you’ll see the blaze from the back of the engine. Jacks up the power but burns fuel like it is going out of fashion.

        As for avoiding stalling they must simply be flying above the stall speed for the configuration of the control surfaces they are using. If they’re close enough you may be able to see if they have the flaps down which reduces the stall speed. I would be surprised if they had not.

      • In that case they don’t have their burners on Arfur.
        They fly low and at a speed where you can easily see the insignia on the jets, but fuck me they are noisy.

        We also have the Patrulla Águila who are the equivalent of your Red Arrows based farther down the coast.

        We often sit on our terrace watching them practice their displays.
        They fly farther out to sea and not during tourist season.

        I suppose that what they do is a lot more dangerous and they don’t put civilians at risk if they might crash.

  11. Lazy beardie fatsos hold ‘surgeries in one of the abandoned shops on out high-street. It is to show they are approachable, innit. No doubt an innovation from the pitiful Police and Crime Commissioner’s office. Another waste of time, space, and money.

    No one from Joe Public goes near them in case the useless twats decide to nick them for looking a bit on the far right side. Never mind., just have to fiddle the stats. Bacon sarnies all round!

    Meanwhile, right outside the shop drug pushers, violent alcoholics and peedoughs go about their business unhindered.

    Inimitable cunting, Sir L!

    Good morning, everyone.

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    • He’s certainly one of the few remaining journalists with the balls and intelligence to properly question the establishment and judiciary.
      He’s particularly vocal about the lack of transparency in the Letby case.
      I’m amazed he hasn’t been Dr David Kelly’d yet.

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    • He’s gone mental recently, on a crusade reckoning Lucy Letby didn’t kill all those babies, even though it’s completely obvious she did.

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  14. Everything in this country swings from one extreme to the other; it never lands in the middle ground. The Plod used to be very rascist and would pick on certain ethnic minorities for crimes such as stepping on the cracks in pavements. Now they let the mud slimes do what the hell they want, and arrest anyone who complains.

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    • They are trained and paid nowadays through the ‘Police College’ to not trouble anyone who isn’t 1% or higher ‘greyscale’ in Microsoft Paint.

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  16. I have to say one of my oldest and dearest friends (not in that way – oo-eer missus) was a policeman, and you couldn’t have wished to meet a more honest and level-headed person, then again he had been in the RN like myself many years ago before they started turning their noses up at anybody who didn’t have a university degree in sociology and advanced needlework.

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  17. To keep myself sane it helps being a nostalgic person and where I live is not dissimilar to the past. I’m totally dismissive of what is going on in the news and care more about my own wellbeing.

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  18. An old work mate of mine became a copper many years ago.
    A decent bloke, but his sole motivation, I kid you not, was to join the traffic division and play broom broom’s with police cars and motorcycles.
    Anyway, he eventually got his wish and enjoyed it immensely.
    He’s also enjoying his gold plated pension that they let him have after 21 years service, as they were under instructions to reduce numbers.
    So at the grand old age of 52, after all the training, expense and experience gained, he’s being paid to do fuck all.
    Good for him, but he was perfectly capable of working till he was 60.
    Maybe they he wasn’t malleable enough to indoctrinate.

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  21. Just been on a removal,
    flat exchange.
    Van pulls up behind mine rwo fuckin Nigerians.

    ” how long you be?”

    long as it takes. about hour an half.

    he starts chatting to his customer.
    the woman moving into the place I’m emptying.
    she starts raising her voice.

    Turns out its cost her £330.
    I’d of done it for £200.
    they’re refusing to take the stuff upstairs.
    they agree to take her bed and sofa up.
    that’s it.
    everything else left outside for her to take up herself.

    The useless cunts can’t find the angle to get the sofa up the stairs.
    My labourer had to show them.
    fuckin useless.

    i said to one of the dozy cunts

    ” aye up Bubbles, shift out the way ”

    trying to get past the cunt stood watching the world go by.
    how those cunts made decent slaves ill never know.

    They fucked off leaving all the woman’s stuff outside.

    My labourer said

    ” I feel dead sorry for her”

    But I didn’t.
    She didn’t pick a English firm ,
    she’s a fuckin traitor.
    lift with your legs,luv.

    get t fuck.

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    • Too fucking right, Mis.
      Serves her right for not buying British.
      Maybe she was hoping for a spit roasting or something.

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    • What’s happening here, Mis is the darkles who have their pretend stupidity and laziness off to a fine art. It’s part of the reason why slavery was abolished. Not to save the miserable black cunts, but were sick and tired of pretending to be completely lazy and the banning of whips and chains being considered cruel.

      I recently suffered the pain of one particular nincompoop who was allowed to stick labels on packets at my pharmacy and stuck them over the names of the medications instead of on the back where it is indicated. I was in the queue watching the gormless cunt. I had to remove all mine to the rightful area. Haven’t seen the black cunt since.

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  22. Breaking news!
    Four people have been stabbed in Covent Garden and a 47 year old wimminz is in custody.
    The fatso’s are probably urging the public not to speculate, so fill yer boots fellas.

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      • According to the Met fatso’s, it’s a mental health incident.
        So you’re more than likely correct, Norman.
        Nothing to see there, obviously.

      • @norm…. unfortunately it’s a white woman seen being wrestled to the ground by plod, whilst still sucking on her vape 🤣… Obviously a faaaaaaaaaar right restore/reform councillor 😩

      • Indeed, you are correct, Gelderd.
        Though I notice they aren’t screaming ‘White British female’ from the rooftops.
        Could still be a foreign type.

    • Plenty of coppers out and some helicopters as well..

      Probably out looking for someone to arrest for speculating on the stabbêrs “ethnicity”..

      What a dungheap of cunts.

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      • Even the print media are in on the cover up, UT.
        The currant bun says a witness was shocked, and gave a fair description of the incident, but they seem to have forgotten to ask the ‘witness’ about her ethnicity.
        Easy mistake to make, eh?

    • From the still image from a camera released to the media it looks to me like the deranged perpetrator is Yvette Cooper,MP for a constituency of cunts.

      A true gentleman and connoisseur of British politics could only,quite rightly,assume she had tired of sucking Ed’s balls.

      Oven.

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  23. The fortuitous timing of the Covent Garden incident has given us another example of a reassuring police presence.
    The place is absolutely swarming with fatso’s, on the ground and in the air.
    Horses and stable doors etc.
    Nice bit of overtime though.

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    • Morocco is planning another invasion of Spain.
      planning it through social media.
      A million of the cunts.

      So….if I know about it, then the spanish authorities know about it.

      Perfect opportunity for the Spanish to send a message,
      meet the cunts with gunfire.

      soon stop.
      Then arrest that crank Prime Minister and put him on trial for endangering the Spanish people.

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  24. I make no effort to move out of plods way on the roads these days.. fire brigade, ambulance service I’m on it..

    The fatso’s and there midget partners can get fucked..

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  26. Reassuring the public!! FFS, you know the game is up when the Mexican Government is cautioning Mexican citizens about travelling to Britain. The British government is a collective of
    deaf, blind, gormless, spineless and treasonous cunts. Only the introduction of martial law will reassure the public…and thats highly unlikely as Britain doesn’t have a sizeable Army anymore.

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    • The Professor told me he’d got a new job as a astronaut that paid a million pounds a year.
      hes taking it after he’s broken 10 world records ,
      and jumped 10 London Buses on his bicycle.

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  29. I see there will be no disciplinary action taken against NX121, who shot Gangsta Chris Kaba. Much like Lady Lawrence, I suspect the Kaba Clan/Tribe will also become unflushable turds. We can all take the knee out of respect for the ‘cunted by a 9mm’ one on a daily basis when called to prayer by the local mosque.

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