I want to cunt my fuckin wife.

She is one brainless fuckin twat. She has until recently self isolated because Boris and the medical fuckers said she must self isolate.

Ok no problem, I said today, after restrictions were relaxed would she still lock down again if told to do so. She said she would be happy to be on lockdown again if that’s what the government said.

What a fuckin sheep who is happy to be in perpetual lockdown. Boris said that the current covid bollocks has nothing to do with the vaccination but all to do with lockdown, preparing the way for yet another lockdown in the winter.

After all the bollocks we’ve been through my brainless missus said that she would still self isolate if told to do so.

She is a cunt and I told her so. Mind you she does cook a nice dinner. Mind you her mother was an obstreperous cunt.

Time I found a younger piece of fanny.

Nominated by: DLP

A cunting for this no mark Labour poofter who wishes harm on those who voted to leave the EU – one of Starmer’s charmers. or Keir’s q ueers:

https://order-order.com/2021/04/09/labour-councillor-wishes-pandemic-had-happened-before-brexit-to-cull-leave-voters/

A typical cunt who farted his brains out in December 2019

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Another ‘diversity is our strength’ story to warm the cockles of your heart.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-56743693

These six Romanian cunts went on a shoplifting spree and nicked £160,000 worth of items from supermarkets all over the UK. Instead of taking the passports away and sending the scum back on the next plane to Bucharest, they are all going to be locked up at the taxpayers expense for the next 42 months. Mind you, if the the fucking EU hadn’t let their third world shit hole country into the EU in the first place, this would not have happened.

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt The First

While looking up some history about Morecambe & Wise, I inadvertently found an article claiming that someone had complained to the BBC not so long go, saying how offended they were over a sketch M&W did way back in 1968!

The sketch included references to the IRA, but also included M&W mocking Irish accents and Irish jigs. In fact it the whole sketch was described as “complete and utter racist rubbish!”

To their credit, the BBC’s Editorial Complaints Unit did not uphold the complaint!

But it really gets on my tits how sometimes the Complaints Unit, or some other media watchdog, can cave in to a handful of complainers moaning about a “offensive” scene from decades ago, and then have the scene cut or dubbed. While on the other hand, the great majority of viewers just saw it as a joke and
nothing else – another classic instance of the tiny minority overruling the majority!

Moreover, by the same token, those same moaning cunts probably take great pleasure in taking the piss out of “gammons”, “white working class males” and other modern-day easy targets because they don’t see any of it as offensive, sexist or racist, but fair game!

https://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2021/04/15/48223/morecambe_and_wise_cleared_over_racist_irish_sketch

Nominated by: Technocunt

I would like to cunt that fucking disrespectful bitch Karen Geier a wannabe journalist who had something published in the Guardian ONCE .

On hearing of Prince Philip’s peaceful demise the cunt tweeted
“ deeply saddened to hear that it was peaceful. He deserved so much more (pain)”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9457537/Guardian-disowns-writer-trolled-Duke-Edinburgh.html

Well I for one would like to give the evil jam rag an insight into real (pain). Firstly I would plunge my hand right up her cunt, grab hold of her cervix and pull down hard so that all her baby-making bits would be inside out.

For dessert I would fist her bumhole using the whole length of my arm and drag her filthy guts out together with her spleen.

While the cunt is lying there with her unapologetic sneer I’d wipe the smile off her face by shitting on it and pissing in her eyes….whist calling her names.

Nominated by: cuntator