is a cunt.
That supercilious cunt is forever referring to women’s bottoms on that feck-awful ‘Great British Sewing Bee’ TV abortion and you and I know that if any male, white, black or harlequined was to say the same thing, (actually maybe the black bloke might get away with it), we’d be condemned, pilloried and summarily executed.
Why the fuck can that beak-faced cow get away with it when us regular perverts and misogynists can’t? Eh?
Nominated by Bobster the Cuntster.
I couldn’t care less.
The programme is for women, benders and trannies.
Any ‘male’ that has any interest in sewing is obviously light on their feet.
The geezer in the nom picture needs to up his game if he wants us to think that he is a woman.
He is a fucking disgrace.
Good morning.
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And the geezer who wrote the nom has admitted to watching the programme and therefore jumps over puddles, rides side-saddle, etc.
Unless his missus watches it and they only have one telly.
But I’d rather go and sit in the car and read a book than watch that shite.
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She seemed to enjoy measuring that girls chest area in the video.
Probably had to resign from art college for getting a little overfamiliar with the female students.
What next for someone with questionable sexual tastes?
A job at the BBC, of course.
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She could probably star is some old aged MILF midget lesbian film. A friend tells me there are perversions for every taste on certain websites.
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its Michael Gove in a Beatles wig.
show us yer axe wound Esme
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Has ‘Em Young may be closer to the truth.
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I’m surprised this show didn’t get the axe in the BBC’s latest cost cutting drive.
Ru Paul’s Drag Race got the chop and it was revealed that even at its peak, it attracted no more than 1.5 million viewers.
Which makes you wonder what its figures were like when it wasn’t at its peak.
Clearly, television for benders isn’t as popular as they’d like to think.
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Esme would never know what six inches looked using a metric tape measure.
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I can sew.
not with a machine like,
but with needle and thread.
I rip my shorts?
I can fix it.
might look like the stitching around frankensteins neck,
but fixed nevertheless.
Esme has a bit of a hump to her back.
all that crouching over a sewing machine.
show us yer hump!
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