Lisa Hayden-Johnson

 

Fuck a duck this cunt is a complete cunt.

“As a child, Matthew Johnson was known as “Britain’s sickest boy” – but in reality, his illness was just a fantasy made up by his mother to gain publicity and financial rewards.

For six-and-a-half years, Lisa Hayden-Johnson claimed Matthew had a long list of illnesses including diabetes, food allergies, cerebral palsy and cystic fibrosis, but years later it emerged she had made it all up.”

How lovely.

“Doctors, friends, family and even the boy’s father believed the child was unable to eat or swallow food.

Her actions led to Matthew being operated on and being fed through a tube in his stomach.”

Sometimes the mind truly does boggle.

Truly a remarkable cunt.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

41 thoughts on “Lisa Hayden-Johnson”

  1. I have gone from being absolutely lost for words; to poor Matthew, I do hope he can fully recover from all of this and now to; the fucking woman should be locked up for life, in a lunatic asylum.
    I bet she is now on maximum benefits…

    • She should be forced to live abroad for the rest of her life with one of those dirty French bastards whose ugly old mates pay to be filmed shagging her,

  2. wow.
    what a bitch.

    Betraying your kid for a few quid.
    She told me I had dwarfism
    it was only when I noticed that I hit my head in most doorframe I started to suspect something…

  3. There’s thousands of people claiming their kids have got ADHD or autism so they can get extra benefits and avoid work.

    Surely they don’t all have Munchausens by proxy?

  4. wow.
    what a bitch.

    Betraying your kid for a few quid.
    She told me I had dw@rfism
    it was only when I noticed that I hit my head in most doorframes I started to suspect something…

  5. Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy.

    People have known about this nut case syndrome for many years, but doctors still don’t carry out enough tests to determine if a patient is really ill.

    They just take the word of the parent involved.

    To perform surgery on the child without making sure that surgery is really necessary is dereliction of duty by the doctors involved.
    As is prescribing medication.

    Although this is an extreme case, I think that millions of kids are being treated for conditions that are just a fantasy of their parents.

    Behavioural disorders, alargies and intolerances.

    Medication must be costing billions every year and I reckon that most of the time it’s unnecessary.

    The woman in the story is a nutter but the doctors should have realised that quickly and treated her instead of her kid.

    Locking her up might be satisfying, but she really needs treatment for her mental condition.

    Good morning.

    • A simple DNA test would have knocked most of this on the head, particularly the Cystic Fibrosis claim as it’s an hereditary condition.

      What this says to me, is that she is an evil witch, but what were the fucking DOCTORS playing at. If nothing else this exposes a stunning level of malpractice and incompetence. Has anyone been disciplined?
      What a fucking fiasco.

  6. Double barrel name.
    Anyone with a double barrel name is a fuckin idiot.
    Rule of thumb.

    Cerebral palsy has degrees of severity.
    My little niece has it

    But you wouldn’t know it to look at her,
    only a mild case,
    just one hand never opens
    bar that normal little kid.

  7. Three things we should be building in this country, prisons, detention centres and asylums..
    We could remove a quarter of this country’s population overnight..

  8. The mother has a recognised and well documented mental condition.
    Locking her up in prison serves no purpose.

    She needs help.

    The people that should be on trial are the many doctors who were so easily duped.

    What the fuck were they playing at?

    As a child I started to have problems swallowing food.
    I ended up in Great Ormond Street hospital where I was given some horrible tasting substance (Barium?) on an empty stomach.

    I was then put on a table an x-rayed.
    The table was moved in all different positions and I was diagnosed as having a minor infection.

    A course of tablets cleared it up.

    That was 60 year’s ago.
    How today’s modern day doctors can perform a surgery by inserting a feeding tube baffles me.

    • Sorry Arty, but I profoundly disagree. The woman got what she deserved. She is no more deserving of sympathy than the people who think their belief in a sky fairy gives them the right to cut bits off their children. Malicious bastards routinely try the mental health excuse to get away with their criminal activity. Psychiatrists are brought in as “expert” witnesses. They are a bunch of charlatans on the same level as a pikey in a tent with a crystal ball. They are held in contempt by real medics who describe them as doctors who can’t stand the sight of blood.

      • I think she needs help.
        a swift solid kick in the cunt.

        take 3 a day after meals
        take the full course
        do not mix with alcohol

  9. Thank fuck the poor little beggar didn’t fall into the hands of that mad Egyptian “doctor” recently cunted who’s operations were described as “not known to man”..

    The NHS performs miracles every day,it also has a lot to answer for..

    Which it never does.

    Mother of the child?

    Oven,at once.

    Good morning.

  10. I also read that the mother fooled the doctors by spiking the child’s urine samples to emulate diabetes.

    What cunt of a doctor would determine diabetes without a blood test and without checking for nerve damage in the feet and eyes?

    That’s what I had before being put on diabetes treatment.

    But there again, I have a white, qualified doctor in a medical centre where all the doctors are white and qualified.

    The little boy probably didn’t.

    • I agree TAC, diabetes isnt diagnosed by a urine sample & it sounds like media bollocks to me. The piss test for diabetics is about checking kidney function, diabetes is tested via blood sugar levels (putting it simply.)
      This woman is a mental case.

  11. Sorry mother or not, I would make sure she was the one who needed feeding by a tube by making sure all her teeth were securely down her throat 🖕…’mama oooh didn’t mean to make you cry’ 🎶

  12. The problem we have is that there are no longer any concentration camps. In the past you could nip down the labour exchange and the clerk could have found her gainful employment working for that nice Mr Hoess. She could have shared a dorm with Rosie West. The world has gone to the drivel in a handcart.

    Good morning, everyone.

  13. Mind you these days there are loads of kids and stupid parents making up illnesses left right and centre, such as ADHD, ODD, Autism, Anxiety, etc. Nothing a good smack wouldn’t cure.

  14. Looking back at the original BBC story at the time of her conviction is quite revealing.
    It seems she lied about having qualifications in an attempt to get a job as a nurse, for starters.
    Then, as it was all coming on top in 2007 and she was asked to bring the boy for diagnostic tests by suspicious paediatricians, she cancelled the appointment, claiming she’d been sexually assaulted and therefore couldn’t attend.
    At that point the penny appears to have dropped and she was nicked.
    Dear me.
    What a mess.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8472655.stm

    • Would you think FMC, That part of her excuse for what she did, could’ve been what she went through with having a premature birth. Just a thought.

      • I’d certainly believe that, Sammy.
        You’d think somebody would have spotted the warning signs earlier.
        My observations weren’t necessarily outright criticisms.
        She obviously needed some kind of help and probably still does.

  15. I want to know the insides of a cat’s arse on this one. Similar to the work done by The Bottom Inspectors. Getting to the bottom of why the stupid woman decided to run the NHS a merry dance. I’d give her a Harold Pinter third degree from his Birthday Party, until I got the simple truth of playing a game. She’d be a mental case by the time I finished with her.

  16. How many of these Munchausen Mummies claim their little boy is “trans” with all of the horrendous medication, hormones because she really wanted a little girl to dress up as a dolly. I’ll wager that the vast majority of “trans” are the result of these Munchausen Mummies.
    Worst of all, these poor kids are now permanently damaged, neutered, sterile with all of the lifelong and life changing procedures naturally approved and rubber stamped by the Medical Mengeles who have bought into this evil

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