Bugger King Charles lll – he has plainly been reading King Lear agai, Act One scene one with Edmund: “The whoreson must be acknowledged”
So he has been Ginger bollocks and his ugly missus are returning to England, and the Ginger Whinger is already pleading for security to be paid for by us:
He will be a non-working “Royal” and yet the entitled arrogant brat, who liked to mince around in Nazi uniform thinks we should pay for him to live off of our charity. Charlie is as bad for giving in to the little cunts snivelling.
The only ones I feel sorry for are their children, innocent in all this, who will lose the ehat of the Californian sunshine they ahve known all their lives for dour winters in the Home Counties, just so old mother Hewitt can try and get a bit part in Eastenders.
I have always been a Royalist – WITHIN REASON – I do not see why we should pay for hangers on like those ugly dames Andrew and Sarah produced, and certainly not for this treacherous little bastard. Only a year ago we were all terrible and racist, now The Donald wants him out he comes crawling back here. He really is a snivelling little worm. Diana would ahve been proud of him. And the Major, of course.
Nominated by : W. C. Boggs
Apparently, Harry and Megain were ‘blindsided’ (god I fucking hate that phrase) by the kings recent press release stating that they remain non working royals.
Like they were expecting to walk back into the fold, open a few libraries and shake the hands of a few cancer patients, and get a multimillion pound allowance.
What a pair of entitled, thick cunts.
And this security saga is only the start.
Their children need an education first a start. And it’s pretty safe to assume Bogside Comprehensive won’t do. So who’s paying for that?
Eventually they’ll blag a place at university as well, even if they don’t get the required grades. What then?
Maybe the daughter will marry some day.
Traditionally the bride’s parents would foot the bill. That ain’t going to be a quick registry office job and a reception down the pub, is it?
Then factor in all of life’s other essentials like the pony club etc, and it’s never ending.
That’s why they’re back.
It’s all starting to dawn on the pair of fucking cretins.
But it’s ok.
Daddy and big brother can fund it all via the tax payer, courtesy of some creative accountancy.
The cunts!
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Then again. Another way of looking at it is this.
If a parent had a wayward son and a huge, flourishing business, wouldn’t they make the fucker work for his board and lodgings?
Charlie could quite easily say ‘ok you’re back on the firm. You’re gonna do this and that and fast about it boy’
But he’s obviously immensely pissed off with the pair of them and I don’t blame him.
But some fuckers got to pay for the gormless idiots.
Why us?
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Why not the gormless idiots theirselves?
They are not poor.
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Blindsided?
What an absolute load of fucking cock!
They’d already had it spelled out in words of one syllable.
That was to make sure the rest of us knew they’ve been kicked into touch .
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To blindside, a verb not in my vocabulary Field Marshall. Is it ‘cos I’m thick?
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No, Arfur.
It’s not in your vocabulary because you clearly aren’t thick.
It only seems to be used when referencing people like the royals or Holly Willoughby, who are demonstrably thick.
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I think Harry WANTS to be assassinated.
keeps bleating about security.
probably wants to go like his mum.
sucking Arab cock while a pissed up driver races at high speed.
shame the kings mate can’t help.
Jimll fix it
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Slightly off topic, sorry. Been in Dallas this week, the Harry and Megan hating The Donald had been in town, superb. Got y MAGA hat and other associated Trump stuff. Shook hands with plenty of yanks outside the conference, quite a few asked what the fuck is happening to the UK. Said we have a full on Commie shithead in charge now. Said we needed someone like The Donald to sort our shitshow out.
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Tbh, Bob, I’m not entirely sure that’s wrong.
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Have a good time Bob?
did they have any problems with the Sheffield accent?
Texas seems to be a state apart,
and always has been.
Not full of looney tunes like california.
one place id probably enjoy visiting
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Been great Mis, great bars, Hooters bar yesterday, loads to do and see, JFK tour, went in Lee Harvey Oswald’s rooming house. On my way now to Gettysburg. Then Philly early next week. No probs with my Sheffield accent surprisingly enough.
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They love it, don’t they Bob?
Do they ask you to say summat Yorkshire, and video you?
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Hi Jeezum, Girl in the bar asked “What do I reply to ‘Cheers love?”….said “It’s up to you love”.
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I’d like to see those texas longhorn cattle.
and go see a rodeo.
Texans and Alaskans seem the best of yanks
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Hey Bob,
know you like your true crime,
krays etc
if you go to El Paso check out the grave of John Wesley Harding.
Harding was a gunfight, outlaw and gambler,
he claimed to of killed 42 men,
his first at age 15.
He was especially fond of shooting negroes.
not someone you’d want to play cards with
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Sounds like a proper dude Mis. Will look him up. In Gettysburg at the moment. Lots of history but also a bit creepy in a Salems Lot kind of way.
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Anyone want to know how the weekend with the Scottish nephew went?
He gave me a top tip to keep flies out of your house in hot weather, when you have the windows/ doors open .
It’s a gem
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go on JP enlighten us.
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Hot weather in Scotland?
Next you’ll be saying there’s been dry weather in Wales.
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Top tip from Tom from Glasga’.
Mithered by flies coming in through open windows/doors in Summer?
Get a clear plastic bag.
Get 6 -10 really shiny 2p coins
Put the coins in corner of the bag.
Hang the bag from the top of the door.
Not dangling, but visible for just the coins .
Flies thing it’s a wasp nest
Tommy’s top tip.
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That’s a good ‘un. Cheers JP.👍
Another one, for those fruit fly/midge fuckers…
Small bowl.
Fill with vinegar (normal malt is the best).
One teaspoon/cube of sugar.
A blob or two of soapy liquid (Fairy or Pears Bubble Bath works well).
The little bastards can’t resist it and they dive in. But, the soap stops them getting out and it kills the cunts.
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Cheers Norman.
The bloody things are making me demented.
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Apart from that, he’s an alcoholic.
It’s so sad. He really tried to control himself while he was here, but Christ!
But I’ll tell you he’s good fun
He’d a jack Russell, Buddy, died earlier this year. Had it cremated, ashes in a wee box .
Last month, he’d the RSPCA at the door.
” It’s about your dog ”
He shouts his biddy-in.
Bring the dug!
She brings the box.
See here now!
This is my dug.
He was a Jack Russell.
Now he’s a Boxer!
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The words of Gene Hunt in Ashes To Ashes apply perfectly to Markle…
‘All the money and perfume in the world can’t hide the smell of scum.’
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Things are getting so desperate that Mrs H will have to start making more jam on her gas cooker, and get Harry to do some work by printing the labels with his John Bull Printing Set. If the business takes off again he will be promoted to an Adana 5 x 3. Then they will have to take the stock out in the pram and flog it at car boot sales on Sunday mornings. One never knew that you have to stand in a muddy field at 6.00 on a Sunday morning. They will soon piss off back to California.
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ABOLISH THE MONARCHY…☠️
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