Mr [27] & Mrs [25] Harry Hewitt


Bugger King Charles lll – he has plainly been reading King Lear agai, Act One scene one with Edmund: “The whoreson must be acknowledged”

So he has been Ginger bollocks and his ugly missus are returning to England, and the Ginger Whinger is already pleading for security to be paid for by us:

Daily Fail.

He will be a non-working “Royal” and yet the entitled arrogant brat, who liked to mince around in Nazi uniform thinks we should pay for him to live off of our charity. Charlie is as bad for giving in to the little cunts snivelling.

The only ones I feel sorry for are their children, innocent in all this, who will lose the ehat of the Californian sunshine they ahve known all their lives for dour winters in the Home Counties, just so old mother Hewitt can try and get a bit part in Eastenders.

I have always been a Royalist – WITHIN REASON – I do not see why we should pay for hangers on like those ugly dames Andrew and Sarah produced, and certainly not for this treacherous little bastard. Only a year ago we were all terrible and racist, now The Donald wants him out he comes crawling back here. He really is a snivelling little worm. Diana would ahve been proud of him. And the Major, of course.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

62 thoughts on “Mr [27] & Mrs [25] Harry Hewitt

  1. Apparently, Harry and Megain were ‘blindsided’ (god I fucking hate that phrase) by the kings recent press release stating that they remain non working royals.
    Like they were expecting to walk back into the fold, open a few libraries and shake the hands of a few cancer patients, and get a multimillion pound allowance.
    What a pair of entitled, thick cunts.
    And this security saga is only the start.
    Their children need an education first a start. And it’s pretty safe to assume Bogside Comprehensive won’t do. So who’s paying for that?
    Eventually they’ll blag a place at university as well, even if they don’t get the required grades. What then?
    Maybe the daughter will marry some day.
    Traditionally the bride’s parents would foot the bill. That ain’t going to be a quick registry office job and a reception down the pub, is it?
    Then factor in all of life’s other essentials like the pony club etc, and it’s never ending.
    That’s why they’re back.
    It’s all starting to dawn on the pair of fucking cretins.
    But it’s ok.
    Daddy and big brother can fund it all via the tax payer, courtesy of some creative accountancy.
    The cunts!

    • Then again. Another way of looking at it is this.
      If a parent had a wayward son and a huge, flourishing business, wouldn’t they make the fucker work for his board and lodgings?
      Charlie could quite easily say ‘ok you’re back on the firm. You’re gonna do this and that and fast about it boy’
      But he’s obviously immensely pissed off with the pair of them and I don’t blame him.
      But some fuckers got to pay for the gormless idiots.
      Why us?

    • Blindsided?

      What an absolute load of fucking cock!

      They’d already had it spelled out in words of one syllable.

      That was to make sure the rest of us knew they’ve been kicked into touch .

  2. I think Harry WANTS to be assassinated.
    keeps bleating about security.

    probably wants to go like his mum.

    sucking Arab cock while a pissed up driver races at high speed.

    shame the kings mate can’t help.

    Jimll fix it

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