Noble (by name, not by nature) Nwokocha is a cunt who brought a gun to a probation meeting.
This culturally enriching gentleman is a convicted drug dealer who should not have needed the probation service at all. With a name like Nwokocha, I doubt if his lineage extends more than one generation, so let’s deport him and the rest of his family to anywhere but here.
The stupid bastard shouldn’t be too concerned however. The way Burnham is going he won’t serve any more time.
Antics like this are starting to make me believe that white supremacy is not a racist slur, but a scientific fact.
Nominated by : Duke of Cuntshire
Essex Police say: “He said he was approached by the gang while sleeping in the communal toilets of a park in London, alleging that they threatened to stab him if he did not take the gun and find a place to hide it…
Why’s he sleeping in public toilets?!
to meet celebrities?
Tony Blair?
crack monkey
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He had an important business meeting with Peter Mandelson and his husband…… from blow job to no job.
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I’m no expert but if someone threatens to stab you and hands you a gun it would be terribly uncouth to not shoot them.
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Who fucking cares anymore.
Nothing is worth debating.
The enemy is in supported by the criminals.
The game is over, protect yourselves.
Fucking DCI .He loved all that COVID bollocks, What a shill.
We’re all fucked.
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Living in community toilets, is he the new sheriff. Don’t let him show you his rusty sheriffs badge..
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The Sheriff of Bottingam?
Badges? We don’t need no estinking badges.
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They should have let prince noble try out the gun for the probation officer to show it was only a blank firing one.. noble forgot he’d put a real bullet in 💥…one less 🐵 countless £ saved in pointless ‘rehabilitation’ and plenty of 😭 from outraged liberals.. winner, winner chiggun dinner 👍
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He should’ve popped down to Bromley and practised his firing against those machete savages. We could have filmed it and made it into a modern Western:
Highc00n.
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He should’ve popped down to Bromley and practised his firing against those machete savages. We could have filmed it and made it into a modern Western:
Highc oon
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Nobby lives in a public lav and likes guns
Top cat lived in a bin.
As did Oscar on sesame street.
property is expensive in That London..
I get that.
but surely a skip is more exclusive than a khaki?
ok its not got the plumbing,
and you can’t wash your feet in the urinal,
but its got privacy.
Nobby should host a property show on TV.
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Homes under the Hampton 😃
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poocation,poocation,poocation
Grand Peesigns
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He is not English, he completely misunderstood the word “cottage”
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Perhaps Nobby Níggnôgia should be forced to emulate the scene from The Deer Hunter, but to achieve the best outcome, ensure all six chambers on his revolver are loaded 🤯😵
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Operation Raptor, eh?
Sounds like Hollywood kind of stuff.
And indeed could be if you listen to the top cop.
DS Jon Kemp, of Op Raptor, said: “Those involved in drug-related crime and associated weapons offending know Essex is a very risky place for them to operate”.
Go get ‘em Jon. We’re all counting on you.
And let’s hope they’re all a thick as Nwotshisface, or I think you’ll find Essex possibly isn’t as risky for them as you might imagine.
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The main risk being other crims.
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Can’t think of anything witty or even bitchy. Just put them all down, they are an evolution failure. Civilisation for normal people needs to advance, not be held back by the likes of this turd and the millions like him. And before anyone screams Ray’s Cyst, chuck in all the absolutely unbelievably insane white women Lindsey Clancy supporters too. Demon possessed witches.
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He hid the gun in his coat pocket, now that is thinking outside the box, who would ever think of looking there.
Top marks for Nobble, who says soots aren’t smart 😂
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Here’s to another no-mark. Just sling it in a cell and don’t bother to checkup on the cunt and let’s hope it tops itself to make way for another nonentity.
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when guns are outlawed, only outlaws have guns.
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MAKE BRITAIN WHITE AGAIN..🇬🇧✝️🔥
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Don’t think we have enough paint, Doctor.
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Probation eh?
That’s nice.
Some sort of rehabilitation?
All a fantasy,a complete failure and gigantic waste of money.
Noble Novichok?
Oven,family also Oven.
Good morning.
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Fun factoid interject. I went to a comedy night here in Bridgend a few years ago, and one of the turns was a little old lady who looked liked Dulcie Gray out of Howard’s Way, at least late seventies or early eighties. Turns out her jokes were anything but demure, a prime one being that they were making a new scent out of Russian spies’ jockstraps called ‘Nobichok’.
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Don’t think I would like to use that pistol, seems well dodgy, and not very well maintained either. As for residing in public bogs, well he’s obviously hard up.
A sad tale of wokist England. Remember chaps diversity is the death of everything we cherish. I’m off to the recycling centre now. Good morning to all.
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Every day is a school day. It seems ” who knew” 🤔 that existing UK law already has provisions for deterring the DINGHY RAT…!
WHY DOESN’T THE UNI PARTY USE THESE LAWS..?
https://youtu.be/S_qGlvOfl-8?is=h1x2lprqUqk1Frmk
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For your perusal..!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_Act_1971
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There’s a chimpanzee in trap two.
and its cleaning its teeth wearing pyjamas in a public toilets!
welcome to London
diversity is our greatest strength
ps
Mangy Angie Rayner says that the country needs ‘ growf’?
what’s that?
some foreign food?
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I despise Granny Growler.Sprinkle some cyanide in her cornflakes.
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Esther Rancid says shes too fragile to go and die in Switzerland.
err..
So you’ve just saved yourself the cost of a 1st class flight to Switzerland.
which is green and cost saving.
As well as all the money she’ll save not buying Christmas presents.
Some people are so ‘ glass half empty’.
anyway,
that’s life
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That Saville-noshing cunt was one of the loudest screamers of ‘lock the unvaccinated up forever!!’ during NOvid. I’m so glad she’s dying an ignominious death and hope she’s in agonising pain every day she continues to stinkingly live.
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EVRI will deliver her for 40 quid..
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To Belgium,tracking unavailable.
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Reminds me Mis, the MPs are trying to resurrect the assisted dying bill, pun intended.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cq39mr30pgewt
I can see the supporting argument but I have to say if I were disabled it would scare me shitless. I mentioned before that our younger has a friend who has Duchenne. Three years ago she flew out to see him in Berne where he lives because it was believed that he had weeks to live at the outside. A new treatment came along that very week and he is still around. Medicine moves on apace. Although he is in Switzerland he certainly has no plan to pull the plug soon.
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They should make a sitcom of Nobby and his unusual housing circumstances.
Gary Coleman would of been ideal for the part of Nobby.
“hey, stand closer to the urinal
your getting my carpet wet!”
and toasting bread under the hand dryer.
Nobbys House of piss
sid James as Tony Blair
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Not that I have any sympathy for Noble, but it strikes me that he’s not exactly Mr. Big in the criminal world.
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As for Esther, she should have spent less time talking about Switzerland and more time getting there, but then she always was overfond of the sound of her own voice.
Unfortunately, she’ll probably have enough time to write another book before she’s shuts up permanently.
Oh dear.
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I’ll bet she set up child line because she KNEW what saville was up to at the BBC..!
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Is he going to be using the standard I dindo nuffin defence so beloved of sooties.
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Use “Noble” for bayonet practice
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And heres me thinking theres a mandatory minimum 5 years for guns.
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Well, CotI.
Seems to depend
Sleep in a toilet?. Minus two.
Breached your terms? Two hobnobs.
Have a stupid name. Plus ten.
Blik? Do you want your sheets starched, or just ironed?
The judge. Three years. What, shooter?
Thought you said shoplifting.
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Thick, black and a cunt. Is anyone really shocked?
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