Mr [27] & Mrs [25] Harry Hewitt


Bugger King Charles lll – he has plainly been reading King Lear agai, Act One scene one with Edmund: “The whoreson must be acknowledged”

So he has been Ginger bollocks and his ugly missus are returning to England, and the Ginger Whinger is already pleading for security to be paid for by us:

Daily Fail.

He will be a non-working “Royal” and yet the entitled arrogant brat, who liked to mince around in Nazi uniform thinks we should pay for him to live off of our charity. Charlie is as bad for giving in to the little cunts snivelling.

The only ones I feel sorry for are their children, innocent in all this, who will lose the ehat of the Californian sunshine they ahve known all their lives for dour winters in the Home Counties, just so old mother Hewitt can try and get a bit part in Eastenders.

I have always been a Royalist – WITHIN REASON – I do not see why we should pay for hangers on like those ugly dames Andrew and Sarah produced, and certainly not for this treacherous little bastard. Only a year ago we were all terrible and racist, now The Donald wants him out he comes crawling back here. He really is a snivelling little worm. Diana would ahve been proud of him. And the Major, of course.

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86 thoughts on “Mr [27] & Mrs [25] Harry Hewitt”

  1. The King, God bless him, could offer them a suite in The Tower. Perhaps Anne Boleyn’s old rooms, Nice and secure.

    Good morning, everyone.

  2. Talk is obsessed with this pair of mingeoids and I turn off whenever they start wasting air time about them.

    The biggest thing I associate them with was the last and final time Laurence Fox was on Question Time, some clear audience plant cuntbitch said the reason anyone criticised Meghan was “racism”, and his response of in so many words fuck off you daft cunt basically sealed his fate of ever appearing on mainstream ever again.

    Before the “I wouldn’t shag her comment”.

  3. All the while idiots still buy the Mail and the Express, the sickening sycophantic obseqiousness will never abate.
    How I wish the royal parasites were somehow bumped off simultaneously. Poisoning maybe?
    As we enter into civil/race war with no food, no electricity, etc, seeing those anachronistic spongers still living in palaces, having servants to wipe their arses with swan necks and other similar preposterous extravagances will hopefully send people over the edge and jug ears’ head will end up on the spikes outside Buckingham Palace.

  4. Stop any of the “Royal family” from ribbon cutting,shaking hands with ill peasants or talking about the mental health of penguins and they’d be just as directionless as this pair of “celebrity” beggars.

    Place 500 Afghans in the Sandringham estate,with the Hewitts as butlers,the virtue signalling trash that they are.

  5. I can sympathize with previous certain individuals in the royal family`s concerns over the colour of the progeny of the incubus & the gold-digger.
    Clearly, another ginger would have been unbearable.
    🫚

  6. I get royally pissed off when Billy Baldy Bollocks starts spouting about what will happen ‘during my reign’ – and beyond!
    They think that we, the hoi polloi and bunch of subservient and unthinking mugs, have no objection to keeping them forever in lives of excessive luxury.
    They can all fuck off for me.
    Working royal/Non working royal – I can see no difference per my definition of what constitutes work.

    • My view also Issy. Why people who work for their living revere this family of not very bright swivel-eyed inbreds is beyond my understanding. As faith is the opposite of reason, so monarchy is the opposite of democracy. We should tell them to fuck off with their vast wealth and look after themselves.

      • Arfur, you and I seem to agree on most things but I think the monarchy is an important part of our constitution. They stop politicians getting too uppity. It is nice to think that what remains of our armed forces swear allegiance to the monarchy and not the government, thereby avoiding the insanity of what is happening in the United States.
        As for Harry Halfwit and his control freak Mrs. I suspect they are currently residing at Althorp in Northamptonshire with his Uncle Charles, posh digs but cheap. I live reasonably close by and most people ,locally, think Harry Enfield must have met Charles Spencer and modelled his “Tim, nice but dim” character on him.
        The pair of them are here after the money has run out following their court case against the Daily Mail and their consequent need to hold out the begging bowl. KC3 did exactly the right thing writing that letter warning people of them.
        PS – Arfur I was very touched that you had remembered my story about the nosy bank clerk asking me where I was going to spend my money. I think I just told her that coke and whores but I wish I had added guns!

    • In Henry VII’s time it was treason to imagine how things might be after the King’s death. Pity it does not still apply and beardie Wills could be executed, the hapless cunt.

      • That should be Henry VIII. But I expect it was the same in his old Dad’s time too!

  7. More foreign scroungers.
    great.

    imagine this pair of twats moving in next door?

    fuck off back to yankland
    nobody likes you.
    ginge &whinge

  8. Have they brought them kids with em?
    bet they’re right little brats?

    LA accents, fuzzy ginger hair,
    like fuckin Gene Wilder.

    I wouldn’t let my kids play with them.

    ” can Lillypad and Archibald come over for tea dad?”

    sorry Kidder, how about you invite
    Harvey price instead?

  9. Mr H wrote to Shabs Mahmooooooood to ask her to champion his cause for hot security, Charlie declared they are non working royals and will take no part in official functions.

    Maybe he should write to the King o’t North to see if he can claim housing allowance.

    Grifting cunts.

  10. Them and eyebrows our unelected PM are reasons I don’t ever put what passed for news on. Absolutely they are vacuous cunts deserving of a South Park cunting every day.

  11. It was only worth being Monarch when you could order somebody you loathed to the Tower and get them sent to the block the next morning. This pair would take the 8.00 walk, as would most of the current Cabinet and that Ferguson trollop as well.

  12. Shabby Mamooby has got enough on her plate putting foreign rapists in communities across the country and crushing dissent from the natives who have the nerve to protest about it to worry about Ginger bollocks. Anyway, if he was kidnapped the Terry Waite treatment might be a blessed relief from Meagain’s fucking nagging.

  13. Joyous Hurrah the brave prince has returned, he will lead us to victory against those horrid Russians. Bravo with his beautiful fragrant wife by his side, together they will ignite the beacon of patriotism thus hordes of our wonderful diverse population will sign up as cannon fodder. Giving way only to Admiral, Fieldmarshel, Air Commador Andy northern king Bumman’. God save us all.

    Bollocks in stereo

  14. Hewitt is a gormless, grifting cunt. I read this bit in the Fail with interest:

    “A review of his security, which he (Hewitt) insists must be funded by the taxpayer even though he is a non-working royal, was apparently carried out on the orders of the Royal and VIP Executive Committee (Ravec) at the end of July by its risk management board (RMB).

    However, the board is thought to have been unaware that Harry was planning a permanent move back to the UK when it considered its decision.”

    So, it appears to be the case that the RMB confirmed security for Hewitt, his pet monkey and whelps was needed for a visit to the UK, but they were unaware this equated to a permanent stay. A completely different kettle of fish, one which will cost way in excess of £5m of taxpayer’s cash.

    Why can’t the thick cunt pay for it himself? Is Hewitt and his jam-making pet on their uppers now?

    They are no better than dinghy pilots, the pair of scrounging cunts.

    Fuck off.

    • Nice there’s a committee for everything isn’t it?

      After all,totally unaccountable and money no object.

      Modern Britain,a failed state with a very thin veneer of respectability.

      Shit show.

  15. Never hear about Megan’s dad anymore.
    wonder if he still lives in a caravan?

    And dont see her mum?
    who looks like Nelson Mandela.
    have they been told to be quiet by the lawyers?

    just going about their normal lives?
    dad on his mobility scooter going to the mall for a chili cheesedog and a bucket of coca cola.
    mum playing basketball or relaxing on the porch in her rocking chair.

    • Apparently Mis, while holidaying in the Philippines, Thomas had a blood clot in his left foot. Having turned from blue to black, he had it amputated, because the colour reminded him of his estranged daughter.

      • serves him right Scunny.

        he should of gone Rhyl.
        your feet dont turn black in Rhyl.

  16. Hey, they should hire mr T as a bodyguard!
    That’s what he did before being famous.

    He was Leon Spinks bodyguard.

    he’d be ideal
    black, yank, likes jewellery shopping.
    he could give Meghan acting lessons!

    Brilliant actor mrT.
    and he could drive them about in the old Ateam van.
    ah.
    He couldn’t fly first class though.

    “I ain’t gettin on no plane,fool!”

    he allegedly told Harold Hewitt
    a palace insider said.

  17. I watched a documentary about Mr T.
    he’s a bit puddled.

    Jesus mad nowadays like a lot of black yanks.
    he said he wasn’t a caricature
    yet soon as he saw people
    he’d say “pity the fool!’ and act the part of BA Baracus.

    bit embarrassing,
    But still my favourite black actor .

    the daft cunt

    • Love him as Clubber Lang in Rocky III. Great stuff, only ruined by Sly’s grunting and mong noises when old Micky snuffed it.

      And, it’s amazing, how a character can change. In the first Rocky, Adrienne was like an anorexic Olive off On The Buses. By the time of Rocky III, I’d have had her ankles next to her ears.

  18. just thought about it and mrT is the ONLY black actor I like.
    they’re as bad at acting as they are at swimming.

    I especially dont like Morgan Freeman
    the one with all dead flies on his face.
    scruffy old cunt.

    • I thought you’ve said before that your favourite was Cheeta who always made Johnny Weissmuller look second rate in all the Tarzan films?

      • yeah Cheetas my favourite.
        then mrT.

        Cheeta was classically trained whereas mrT was more a method actor.
        like that crybaby Robert deniro

      • Anyone remember that crappy Filmation or Hannah Barbera Tarzan cartoon? Cheetah was axed, and there was some chattering squirrel monkey called McKeema. Proper shite.

        Watched Tarzan the Ape Man as a young ‘un.
        Wore out my left wrist over Bo Derek.

        Jenny Agutter in Logan’s Run was the tops though.

      • Hi Norman,

        Yes, I recall that animated version of Tarzan.

        “Unk, Tantor, unk he used to shout at the elephant to get in to move”.
        That Nikeema or whatever its name was was an irritating little fuck – best use for it was for Tarzan to wipe his hairy arse on.

    • Idris Elbow as Man At Arms in that daft He Man film was laughable.
      Didn’t know Eternia was filled with dark personages and other ethnics.

      Only white one was He Man and Skeletor is the only other non-ethnic in it.

      • Worst actor of all time is Ncunti Gayblack.

        His Doctor Who was the final nail in the show’s already rotten and riddled coffin. He has killed it stone dead.

    • Sidney Poitier was the bollocks in In The Heat Of The Night and To Sir With Love.

      Honorable mentions…

      Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian (The Empire Strikes Back)
      Carl Anderson as Judas Iscariot (Jesus Christ Superstar)
      Yaphet Kotto as Kananga (Live and Let Die)

      All the modern ones can sod off.

      • You mentioned Jenny Agutter above Norman. I hear her name, I immediately think of the closing scenes of “Walkabout”. Makes me hard every time.

  19. I just wish that Yank Trollop would just divorce the thick cunt and we can be free from seeing stories about them every fucking day.

    • God no, Kenny.

      That story would run and run, like Dianna’s.
      Even today there’s a piece in the Suppress about her. There’d be the endless speculation about who gets the kids, will he/she remarry every fucking time they’re seen with their walker, on and fucking on!

      No, the only headline I want to see is this,

      ” Praying Mantis and her poodle spontaneously combust. White fiat seen in the vincinity “

      • It’s a good point. I wonder if they still have the Fiat Uno hidden in the garage somewhere?

  20. Surely, the counterfeit wollygog praying mantis has been screwing a personal trainer or some wind up toy US senator by now. I expected Hewitt to be singing ‘D.I.V.O.R.C.E’ at any time now.

    It really is getting tiresome now though. They are hated throughout the land. And, a spineless (as we all know) King, who gives in to these bastards. When they have slandered the monarchy and told lies at every turn. These cunts bad mouth him, they bad mouth his son and heir (his real son, that is), and they told lies that I still believe contributed to Prince Philip’s demise (and, indirectly, the passing of the late Queen), and they are being rewarded for it. They have behaved like bastards, have failed as celebrities, and Megain’s various business ventures and makeovers have been a laughable disaster. But, they are still allowed back in, and they are still getting something for nothing. I now fear we will never be rid of these scum. Let’s face it., she has not gone away, has she?

    • would you taste her Jam Norman?
      if she scooped a dollop out the jar with two twig like fingers and said

      ” lick my jam whitey?”

      • Nah, Miserable.
        Wouldn’t let her clean my toilet. She is the pits.

        Only a brain dead mummy issues gullible cunt like Hewitt would have been sucked in by that classless skank.

  21. Fuck me, it’s the entitled little shit and his offensive wife again.

    Anyway, who was paying for their “security” in Yankland, one of the most dangerous countries in the world? You can bet your bottom dollar it wasn’t the American taxpayer.

    No one wants to see these pariahs back here, least of all Jug Ears and Baldilocks and his fragrant missus.

    So what was it that inspired them to come back now? More than likely Trump refused to renew Halfwit’s visa.

    Fucking parasites, pay for your own security – narcissistic multi-millionaire non entity cunts.

    • surely he’s capable of protecting his own family?

      after all he was bragging of how many taliban he’d killed.
      sounds a dangerous man!

      allow him to carry a pair of nunchaka and let him defend his family himself.

      Besides who’d want to harm such hardworking, charitable fund raising people like these two?

      • Don’t tell me, these two lovely do gooding people fear assassination?

        My only fear is that it won’t happen to them.

    • Correct sir.

      Only soft as shit Britain would entertain paying out for their security..

      We spend many hundreds of thousands on security for illegal immigrants so why not pile on?

      Every other cunt does.

  22. Wherever the next Winter Olympics are being held, Moaning Minnie will have to get her ski slope nose ready if she wants to make any of that money she constantly moans about.

  23. If they reckon they need 5 million quidsworth of security paid for … then if that’s not given does that not beget that they believe themselves to be in 5 million quidsworth of danger … as a family … ergo anyone want to give CPS a tinkle ; see if the offspring need a spell in foster care for their safety?

    As for the parents… They’re a mere 4 or 5 potential – unlikely but still possible – .. occurences .. away from being all y’all U.K. types King & Queen.

    On yer tea-towels and whatnot.

    Then, if any of ye ever earn a knighthood, it could be bucko there you end up kneeling in front of … and you being all, like ‘Yes, your Majesty’ or ‘Thank you, Your Highness’ .. and whatnot….

    😀

    • On further reflection, merely 1 hypothetical nonzero-feasiblity incident, technically – and it’s subsequent fallout could do it – a ‘lindsay clancey’ pulled as the crux .. a hearbreak-rooted abdication by the husband, a coronary brought on in his old man upon hearing the news.

      Voilà.

      Harry boy on your banknotes.

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