Gender fluid plod

 

is a load of cunt.

Gender fluid?
Want to be a copper?
Unsure if you are going to be male or female when you come on shift?

No problem.
You get two warrant cards.
One as your actual gender.
One as the fantasy you appear to live in periodically.

Confused? Well, they certainly are.
Myself? Not at all.

Sack them. They shouldn’t be police.
If they aren’t sure what they are on a day to day basis how the fucking hell can you trust them to make a valued judgement.

I’m a policeman.
Don’t think you are, mate.

telegraph

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

10 thoughts on “Gender fluid plod

  1. I see that the filthy pig traitors now have the ‘power’ (given them by our pakı home sectetary) to ‘ban’ face coverings during anti-migrant protests.
    Has this ‘law’ gone through both the lower and upper houses or is it anti-constitutional made up on the back of a fag packet nonsense rushed in after the Dover black balaclava boys?
    The worthless, migrant-loving pig traitors are every bit our enemies, as much as politicians. Fuck them, doing Labour’s bidding.
    Imagine some real man being arrested by some mincing tran§pig…how would they expect to be taken seriously?
    Fucking pigs, how I despise them.
    A very good morning to one and all.

    • Morning Thomas / all.

      I wonder if this power covers the use of face paint and facial hair ?

      Grow a beard and slap some camo paint and aviator goggles on.

      Out in the middle of nowhere at the moment, with a crap signal and low food stocks 😲

      We’ll keep broadcasting for as long as possi

  2. I saw a cheeky scallywag at the protest yesterday wearing a full burka.
    He said he was tran§itioning towards islam!
    Good lad, play them at their own game.

  3. I take it that this works both ways.

    If you get nicked and are asked for your name, you can give the plod whatever name you feel like using that day.

  4. Signs are we are heading for a reckoning. When it happens some people are going to have to change their ways or they are going to find life very uncomfortable.

  5. While Ceuta is still in the news, 41 security personnel from both the Guardia Civil and the military have decided that they are really women, trapped in a male body.

    Under the daft equality law, the officers do not have to change their names, dress as women or even shave.
    Just by saying that you now identify as a woman is good enough.

    Being a woman has advantages.

    These guys don’t have to keep the level of fitness that the other male personnel do.
    They get to retire earlier.
    They receive more pay.

    One officer, probably with a beard, short hair and wearing his normal uniform, happily told a reporter that he now receives 15% more pay as he is a mother.

    https://nypost.com/2024/03/06/world-news/spanish-soldiers-changing-gender-to-female-for-added-benefits/

    • Morning TAC…those soldiers are onto something…now I’m eyeing up the women’s toilets at work; they’re much nicer than the men’s.
      I can keep my moustache, annoy women by getting in their space and leave an unflushable big hairy dump sticking out of the water, courtesy of Tamsin the Cunt Engine.

      • There are other benefits to being a woman Thomas.

        They can have 5 days in every 4 weeks off if they experience discomfort from being on the blob.

        They don’t need to go to any doctor for any sort of certificate.
        They just have to ‘identify’ as having period pains.

        Women also get extended, paid leave for caring for a relative or from bereavement if a family member dies.

        I think that all of the ‘women’ security personnel in Ceuta identity as lesbians.
        They go home to their wives and family whenever they can.

  6. This is a “problem” with a very easy solution. I presume each candidate still. has to undergo an entrance medical examination, so surely whatever goods are presented to the doctor ought to be registered on their record. Unless they are now so depraved that you get WPC Jess Phillips turning up with a strap-on or PC Wes Streeting wearing Eddie Izzard’s plastic cunt. In either case though the doctor has had at least 5 years training.

    George Dixon and Bert Lynch would be turning in their graves.

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