is a load of cunt.
Gender fluid?
Want to be a copper?
Unsure if you are going to be male or female when you come on shift?
No problem.
You get two warrant cards.
One as your actual gender.
One as the fantasy you appear to live in periodically.
Confused? Well, they certainly are.
Myself? Not at all.
Sack them. They shouldn’t be police.
If they aren’t sure what they are on a day to day basis how the fucking hell can you trust them to make a valued judgement.
I’m a policeman.
Don’t think you are, mate.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
We’ll have either civil war or a Reform government soon and all this insanity will be over.
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Civil war
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CIVIL WAR…🇬🇧✝️🔥☠️
MAKE BRITAIN WHITE AGAIN..!
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Good. We are decided.
Civil war it is. 🏴
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Get those burny Beacons ready, winds of war are blowing. Get off the fence.
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I see that the filthy pig traitors now have the ‘power’ (given them by our pakı home sectetary) to ‘ban’ face coverings during anti-migrant protests.
Has this ‘law’ gone through both the lower and upper houses or is it anti-constitutional made up on the back of a fag packet nonsense rushed in after the Dover black balaclava boys?
The worthless, migrant-loving pig traitors are every bit our enemies, as much as politicians. Fuck them, doing Labour’s bidding.
Imagine some real man being arrested by some mincing tran§pig…how would they expect to be taken seriously?
Fucking pigs, how I despise them.
A very good morning to one and all.
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Morning Thomas / all.
I wonder if this power covers the use of face paint and facial hair ?
Grow a beard and slap some camo paint and aviator goggles on.
Out in the middle of nowhere at the moment, with a crap signal and low food stocks 😲
We’ll keep broadcasting for as long as possi
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And when the Warsaw Pact expired in ’91 Jack, the Guardian carried a one sentence report in less than a column-inch on an inside page.
Fuck ’em.
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@tce… don’t the 🐖 sometimes cover their faces when in faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar right riot gear mode 😷…#itsokwhenwedoit 😖
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I read somewhere, Thomas, that the power to ban facial coverings is in the gift of local police commanders and has been in law for a while.
Not sure if it was Rodney who instigated it, or another lefty, like Rishi Sunak.
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I would definitely second that emotion..👍
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The balaclava, named after Balaklava was originally worn to provide warmth, not to hide the wearers identity.
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I saw a cheeky scallywag at the protest yesterday wearing a full burka.
He said he was tran§itioning towards islam!
Good lad, play them at their own game.
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I read that he was arrested anyway,unsurprisingly.
Good luck trying that in Birmingham.
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It’s been reported that a pro immigration protest at the same time had a burka clad woman who was not questioned.
Two tier policing which the left wing police don’t give a shit about.
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I take it that this works both ways.
If you get nicked and are asked for your name, you can give the plod whatever name you feel like using that day.
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And under caution, just keep repeat the words “Don’t keep hitting me officer.”
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I will repeat that! I am sure I wrote repeating.
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Signs are we are heading for a reckoning. When it happens some people are going to have to change their ways or they are going to find life very uncomfortable.
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While Ceuta is still in the news, 41 security personnel from both the Guardia Civil and the military have decided that they are really women, trapped in a male body.
Under the daft equality law, the officers do not have to change their names, dress as women or even shave.
Just by saying that you now identify as a woman is good enough.
Being a woman has advantages.
These guys don’t have to keep the level of fitness that the other male personnel do.
They get to retire earlier.
They receive more pay.
One officer, probably with a beard, short hair and wearing his normal uniform, happily told a reporter that he now receives 15% more pay as he is a mother.
https://nypost.com/2024/03/06/world-news/spanish-soldiers-changing-gender-to-female-for-added-benefits/
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Morning TAC…those soldiers are onto something…now I’m eyeing up the women’s toilets at work; they’re much nicer than the men’s.
I can keep my moustache, annoy women by getting in their space and leave an unflushable big hairy dump sticking out of the water, courtesy of Tamsin the Cunt Engine.
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There are other benefits to being a woman Thomas.
They can have 5 days in every 4 weeks off if they experience discomfort from being on the blob.
They don’t need to go to any doctor for any sort of certificate.
They just have to ‘identify’ as having period pains.
Women also get extended, paid leave for caring for a relative or from bereavement if a family member dies.
I think that all of the ‘women’ security personnel in Ceuta identity as lesbians.
They go home to their wives and family whenever they can.
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And if I identify as Lindsay Clancy, I can murder three children, seperately and deliberately in cold blood and my fellow middle-aged wimminz will back me up and forgive me and say that it wasn’t my fault, it was temporary insanity caused by the patriarchy.
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The only women that I employ are in Marketing and they are based in other countries, outside of our stupid laws.
People I know that own businesses here have to pay almost all of their female staff for their 5 day’s of period pains.
These 5 days will almost certainly run from a Monday to a Friday, so with the 2 weekends they are getting a 9 day break every 28 days.
It also doesn’t matter if a woman is way past the menopause, they only have to say that they are experiencing pains, they don’t need to prove it.
You can’t sack or even discipline these women.
You also can’t really blame them for taking full advantage of these badly thought up laws.
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Indeed TAC; that’s why I like to employ Polish women. We have four of them, all under 50…they’re never off sick and wouldn’t dream of skiving over being on their periods.
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This is a “problem” with a very easy solution. I presume each candidate still. has to undergo an entrance medical examination, so surely whatever goods are presented to the doctor ought to be registered on their record. Unless they are now so depraved that you get WPC Jess Phillips turning up with a strap-on or PC Wes Streeting wearing Eddie Izzard’s plastic cunt. In either case though the doctor has had at least 5 years training.
George Dixon and Bert Lynch would be turning in their graves.
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All blatant poofery and I’m astonished that the BBC hasn’t commissioned Russell T Davies to write a new series of Z Cars, only it would be LGBTQI Cars or Softly, Softly might be Camply, Camply or even Mincely, Mincely. The Sweeney would be The Queeney.
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Great idea: Alan Carr as Fanxy Smith (but a different sort of Fancy), and Julian Clary taking the John Thaw role in The Sweeney, Angela Eagle as Inspector Barlow.
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Quite a clever trick by the plod if you are being questioned by them on some trivial matters they’ll now be able too nab you for misgendering it…4ft wpc, ‘i think you’ve got the wrong person love’ …’who you calling love,I identify as a 6ft hairy arse bloke,your nicked 😩
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No face coverings?
oh my, ok …Blackface.
a thousand Al Jolsons protesting will surely placate the lefties and government
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It’s worrying that these demonstrators in a democratic country should have to hide their identities.
Using CCTV and facial recognition, who is going to use that personal information?
Is all the photographic ‘evidence’ going to be wiped clean if a demonstration was completely peaceful?
Sinister.
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Schizophrenia with multiple personality disorder featuring delusions, hallucinations, hearing voices and disorganised thinking. A psychosis in which the mind becomes distorted and loses contact with reality.
Yeah alright, I suppose ‘gender fluid’ is a lot easier to say.
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Politicians also qualify
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Rubber room on standby
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The police not knowing their arse from the elbow and not sure if they’ve a truncheon or not, then there’s nothing to see here. Move along everyone.
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The sooner this country implodes into civil unrest the better…🔥
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“Lose public confidence in the police force” apparently..
That ship sailed long ago.
The police are the “strong arm” of the shite that inhabits Westminster…or not,as they may have gone to get their nails done.
The worthless cunts.
Good morning.
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You’re right there, UT.
Plod are basically the paramilitary wing of the Labour Party.
To prove that point, go back to 2023 when then Home Secretary, Suella Braverman accused the Met of double standards when policing protests.
She was bluntly told to fuck off and not interfere with police ‘independence’.
Fast forward to 2026 and plod are only too happy to do precisely as they’re told by Suella’s left wing park key equivalent.
And they expect us to trust them?
Dear me.
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I suppose Clint would be Dirty Sally if made today.
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Dirty Harriet.
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(… starring dylan mulvaney)
A bent copper, presumably
‘Go ahead, .. spunk, … make my day’
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That should be the police ‘are’ cunts, not the police ‘have’ cunts. The fat, beardie, bacon sandwich chomping, useless, transie cunts.
Good morning, everyone.
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Didn’t think we’d need the Bottom Inspectors in on this one. Looks like we’re finished.
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Not to worry AI is coming, all this nonsense will be swept away along with humanity.
Can’t wait 😂
But, but I am gender fluid, AI says ‘Boom’
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Yes SOI, I find it highly ironic that the silly cunts creating the AI monster know full well that there’s a serious risk of it getting completely out of control & causing total devastation, but can’t bring themselves to stop because of the business competition. 10 years down the road – BOOM!
Added to that, you can’t tell me that Vlad or the chinks would hesitate to unleash AI hell on Western Europe & the USA if they thought they could get away with it.
Meanwhile, the advanced thinkers in the government’s Cabinet Office say there’s no requirement for an off switch, as they believe they can rely on companies to self regulate & not let anything get out of control. Yeah, cos that ALWAYS works…
Fuck me!
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I wouldn’t trust the slitty eyed any further than I could spit at them.
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Didn’t one escape its sand box and caused a bit of trouble, not deliberately because it thought it was still in the sandbox.
Just wait until it has a couldn’t give a fuck program embedded 😂
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Fuck me truly most cannot tell you what a women is
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I also have sphincter problems at my age.
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Between 6 and 7.5 percent of crimes end up in a charge and even less make it to court.
The government don’t want effecting policing.
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I thought that presenting identification, whereby you pretend to be someone you are not, was illegal.
What do you do if apprehended by a bearded and tattooed rugby player type and his warrant card said he was called Felicity?
I think, under normal circumstances you’d call the police, wouldn’t you?
I don’t know if this whole charade is mildly exasperating or downright fucking dangerous.
The latter, I think I’ll assume.
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I would have thought that the degree of mental derangement required to actually seriously say that you’re a woman when you know you’re a man, makes you completely unsuitable to be in any position of responsibility of any sort whatsoever.
However, the general behaviour of the UK filth has become highly suspect, so this sort of freakish nonsense fits right in nowadays.
Fuck them.
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I wish they’d give over with this tedious rubbish. We are normal blokes and lassies. You other stupid lot need a kick up the arse.
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And so the spiral into total fuckwittery continues apace Aren’we lucky.
I mean come on some hideous fucktard in a female uniform I’m likely to have a cardiac arrest from manic laughing. Twats
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