Sarah Wollaston

Dr Sarah Wollaston MP

Sarah Wollaston (Tory) deserves a cunting. Having previously been a very vocal Eurosceptic, Wollaston has decided to turn her coat and defect from Leave to Remain. One thing about scum like Major and Heseltine, is that they have at least been honest and consistent about their support for the EU. Possibly the only time they have been honest.

Wollaston, however is a worthless piece of shit who couldn’t even stick with her decision. Word is that Tory whips have pressuring Brexit supporting MP’s to defect, looks like it’s worked with Wollaston. I can’t help but wonder what this non-entity was offered in exchange for becoming a traitor. The chance to suck Cameron’s micro-penis perhaps.

In the grand scheme of things, it isn’t going to Leave very much. Like I said, she’s a non-entity. I just hope the constituents that she lied to about being Eurosceptic remember her treachery at the next election. There’s also a rumour of another defection to Remain in the next few days. Unless it’s one of the “big hitters”, like Gove or BoJo, it won’t really matter.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

JK Rowling [2]

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JK Rowling is a complete cunt…

The other day this silly bitch milked the Harry Potter cow again, as she apologised on the ‘anniversary’ of the ‘death’ of some character called Remus Lupin…

Yesterday would have been my brother Andy’s birthday, had he not been killed when he was hit by a car… Yet this attention whore one trick slagwagon is mourning fictional characters and commorating their ‘deaths’ with ‘anniversaries’, while playing up to every Harry Potter fanmong cunt in the world?

Go and boil your fucking big head, JK, you fucking cunt!

Nominated by: Norman

Clare Balding [3]

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Clare fucking ‘I stand up to piss’ Balding. Hideous looking old fart – pleasuring herself with pickled horse todgers, fucking horrible old nag. Hope she falls at Bechers Brook and snaps here fake dick off on a really old gorse bush.

Nominated by: Arsebiscuit

Amber Rudd [2]

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Amber Rudd is a mouthy fucking idiot!

Hates to give anybody else the chance to speak……..chopsie cow!

Nominated by: General Nasser Arse

Rudd by name cunt by nature. I just watched her on the TV debate, and now see the merit why Muslims will not allow women not to undertake anything of serious gravity. I bet she doesn’t have a Mosque or any immigrants on her street.

The only thing she now about immigration is that Uncle Bens Sauce and rice is on offer, but honey do you know the house for sale next to the St John Smythes is going to be sold to a darkie, we better move, but I hear they do nice curries.

Nominated by: Gwen786

Kurt Cobain

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Kurt Cobain is (was) a cunt…

Arguably the most overrated rock star in history: this snivelling, scruffy thieving twat was an overhyped and untalented tosspot… Fiirst of all his band’s name and logo were stolen from the 1960s UK psychedelic band, Nirvana… Then there was the stolen music… ‘Come As You Are’ is a direct rip-off of ‘Eighties’ by Killing Joke… His lyrics were shite… Just whining and crap written on heroin and cough syrup… A bit like Neil from The Young Ones in a rock band…

He also raised the profile of Grunge: a crappy scene for scruffy, smelly, lank haired ‘slackers’ and cunts… And perhaps his worst offence was giving a huge platform to that crabs riddled smackhead slag, Courtney Love…

And ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ was fucking shite…

Nominated by: Norman