A colossal, and long overdue, cunting for… The Eurovision Song Contest. Every time this drivel is on I refuse to watch it. Hardly anyone votes properly anymore, its been tactical political voting for over a decade. On top of this its meant to be a SINGING competition, which one year was won by a few people baking, yes BAKING, while music was playing. Either fix this shite so that everyone SINGS, and nobody does political voting, or scrap this useless pile of shit altogether. In fact, fuck it, just cancel the thing…along with Britain’s (with foreign people) Got Talent, The Voice and any other similar shitty ‘competitions’. Someone I know, with a great voice, was rejected by BGT because he was ‘too old’…BGT being how we got Susan Boyle and that stupid dog act! Scrap all this shite, and take crap like TOWIE with it!

Nominated by DiabloLordOfTerror