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Kurt Cobain

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Kurt Cobain is (was) a cunt…

Arguably the most overrated rock star in history: this snivelling, scruffy thieving twat was an overhyped and untalented tosspot… Fiirst of all his band’s name and logo were stolen from the 1960s UK psychedelic band, Nirvana… Then there was the stolen music… ‘Come As You Are’ is a direct rip-off of ‘Eighties’ by Killing Joke… His lyrics were shite… Just whining and crap written on heroin and cough syrup… A bit like Neil from The Young Ones in a rock band…

He also raised the profile of Grunge: a crappy scene for scruffy, smelly, lank haired ‘slackers’ and cunts… And perhaps his worst offence was giving a huge platform to that crabs riddled smackhead slag, Courtney Love…

And ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ was fucking shite…

Nominated by: Norman

Bonnie Greer

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Whatttttttttt is going on ? “…is a cunt” doesn’t have Bonnie Greer in the drop down menu of cunts!

I looked twice because it doesn’t seem possible-so assuming old bony Greer the black feminist American evil cow – who would make a great bookend for black shrek in a wig Dianne abbot – hasn’t been cunted yet …can I nominate her urgently as it must be an administrative over-sight on the part of the site big-wigs.

I would pay a grand to watch Black Shrek in a fight to the death – if the evil dead can even be killed?

Nominated by: Steve Cook

John Major

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Four eyed cunt sticking his oar in probably egged on by that other cunt Camoron.

Can’t understand why though. A lot of the folk the ‘IN’ campaign are trying to appeal to are the younger generation, most if not all of who will not remember this fucking clown. Those of us that do remember the cunt will also remember him for signing us up to that Maastricht treaty shite without allowing us to have a vote on it first.

Many will also remember him for shagging the most stupid woman this planet has ever spawned, namely Edwina Currie. This act alone surely strips him of any shred of respect due, no matter how small.

But I’m sure that everyone who does remember you John will remember what a first class fucking cunt you were, and still are. FUCK YOU Major, fuck off preferably to another country where nobody knows you and we won’t be reminded of you ever again.

Nominated by: Captain Cunteye

Harry Potter fans

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What I really hate is adults who are into this Potter crap, they need cunting themselves the childbrained twats.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

So Rowling is getting short of a few bob and needs to inflict her Potter twat on the London stage.

Fair enough. I won’t be going to see it – but can anyone explain to me why the fuck the new Hermione has to be black?

Nominated by: Dioclese

Hilary Clinton

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Hilary Clinton is known to be a nasty bitch. In fact, when Bill was President, it was considered a punishment to Secret Service Agents if they were assigned to Hilary’s protection detail.

In fact, they hated her so much that the entire Presidential Protection detail actively helped Bill have his affairs. Without him knowing of course.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw