Gawd I’m overheating just thinking about it!
Nominated by: Les Peem
I hope everyone realises that the rest of the nation plays ‘Is A Cunt’ but has a different name for it. Everyone else calls it “National Treasures”. Think of all the people routinely referred to as “national treasures” – Stephen Fry, Sandi Toksvig, Miranda Hart, Alan Titchmarsh, even Morrissey, for fuck’s sake.
CUNTS! CUNTS! CUNTS!
Nominated by: Fred West
Cliff Richard, “Sir” Elton John, Helen Mirren, Jeremy Clarkson and now that cunt who plays Sherlock (Jeremy Brett is ‘the’ Sherlock Holmes and Tom Baker is ‘the’ Dr. Who, so the BBC can fuck right off!).
Then of course there is there are the national treasures of the arsewipe tabloid press and the riff-raff who read them: The Beckhams, Katie “any which way you can” Price, Simon Cowell, Noel Gallagher (and his cunt of a brother), Peter Kay, Cheryl Cole, Wayne and Coleen Rooney…
The national treasure cunt quota in Britain is now massively high…
Nominated by: Norman Whiteside
The biggest cunt of a National Treasure of them all : Helen Mirren – a woman so far up her own arse she meets herself coming back the other way!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Sings like a cunt, Has the hair of a cunt, Looks like a cunt from a band full of cunts,
Fucks two bit E grade Celb slut cunts, who cant get a fuck anywhere else
This cunt alone is reason someone needs to seriously off that king of cunts Simon Cowell, who let him out on all of us.
Nominated by : Bloke in Holland