Sore losers

Britain Reacts To The EU Referendum Result

There’s nothing I despise more than a sore loser. And Remainers have proven to be the sorest of losers.

Their utter contempt for democracy, by demanding a second referendum and threatening legal challenges goes beyond pathetic. ALL DAY we have been subjected to the graceless, braindead twitter ramblings of cunts like JK Rowling, James Corden, Benedryl Cuntslap, Vivienne Westwood and even the demented ramblings of Lindsay fucking Lohan.

It’s OVER. The people have spoken and they have rejected the EU. Quit your bitching, because it won’t change anything. You’re all rich enough to be able to fuck off to another country, so exercise that right and FUCK OFF! If anything, this referendum has shown that the UK has a massive problem with arrogant left wing cunts, who have no respect for democracy or the British people.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Tim Farron


Tim Farron needs an emergency cunting.

He is running on a platform of keeping us in the EU. What a slimy democracy hating seedy little cunt.How a leader of a democracy can go against a democratic vote has made him possibly the cunt of the year!

Nominated by: Shaun of the Dead 69

Jeremy Corbyn [5]


I’m sure it seemed like a good idea when various non-Labour party people paid their £3 and voted for Jeremy. I was tempted to do it myself, but the thought of giving Labour £3 was enough to put me off. We all knew that he would make the Labour party completely unelectable as a potential party of Government. I very much doubt, however, that ANYONE could have predicted how he would have turned out. His rise to power has preceded the return to prominence of scumbags like Livingstone, Galloway, and 80’s scouse cunt, Derek Hatton.

We’re talking about someone who has gone against the wishes of most of his MP’s by voicing his opposition to replacing Trident. He even ordered his MP’s to vote against a government bill, while HE attended a happy clappy anti-nuke demo. Someone who is supposedly anti-EU, but advocates us staying in. And even then, his hatred of the Tories means you won’t see him sharing a Pro-EU platform with Cameron or Gideon anytime soon. In fact, he’s done the square root of fuck all since the campaign started.

As I mentioned in my cunting of Naz Shah, there has been a noticeable rise in Anti-Semitism since he became leader. And again, apart from making a few very unconvincing statements about how bad it is, he’s done absolutely nothing about it. And by doing nothing, he has shown how utterly unfit he is to be leader of the Labour Party. And this bearded clam has pretentions of being our next Prime Minister? I’d sooner have Jim Hacker as PM than this limp penis.

His Judgement was called into question the moment he appointed John McDonnell as Shadow Chancellor. A vile creature, who despises Britain and is known to have supported the IRA. This is a man who claims to be for the working class, but like his predecessors, has as much in common with the working class as Christiano Ronaldo has with a fucking Womble.

He sacked Hillary Benn from his role as Shadow Defence Secretary because he dared to defy Corbyn by voting for air strikes in Syria, and promoted Emily Thornton, a known hater of the working class, and someone who knows fuck all about defence, simply because she agrees with him on replacing Trident. And he’s given a Shadow Cabinet post to Andy Burnham. That shiny faced lickspittle who has been, depending on the leader, a Blairite, a Brownite, a Millibandite, and now a Corbynite.

The fact he shagged that arrogant, racist, morbidly obese sack of monkey shite, Diane Abbot should have been a clue that his judgement was seriously impaired. Look at his performances at PMQ’s, he’s a fucking disaster. Limp as a soggy slice of bread. He actually manages to make Cameron look competent. In fact, the only time that Cameron looks bad, is when he allows his arrogance to get the better of him, and he starts to sneer at and insult people who disagree with him. What’s particularly pathetic though, is his tactic of asking questions from supposedly ‘ordinary’ people who’ve contacted him. You know, Bill from Portsmouth, Rita from Stoke, Mohammed from Pakista…err…Bradford, Julie from Manchester. I know that one turned out to be a fairly well paid employee of the BBC, and a Corbyn Supporter. This actually did surprise me, because I genuinely thought these people were made up.

Even with a Government as limp and useless as our current one, I think that Corbyn and his mob of Britain hating bell ends has fucking Buckley’s chance of getting into Downing Street as anything other than a guest. Statesman? He can’t even hack it when the Tory back bench jeer him. His face when Hillary Benn gave his speech on bombing Syria showed what a nasty prick he is. And the fact he really doesn’t give a fuck about the UK , or the British people, make him eminently unsuitable to be Prime Minister.

Mind you, that may turn out to be a moot point. There are rumours that many Labour MP’s are sharpening their knives and planning their Ides of March moment. They’re just waiting for the result of the Local Elections next week. I doubt anything as dramatic as a coup will take place if, as predicted, Labour suffer a major loss of Councillors. There’ll be much feet stomping, but ultimately, Corbyn will remain as Leader. Even if they did get rid, who would replace him? I’m sure Burnham would stand again, and then clamp his lips around the cock of the MP who eventually becomes the new Leader.

It says a lot about the man that, even with the current government being so contemptuous and malignant toward the British people, Labour will not win the 2020 General Election. Corbyn is as much a leader as I am a member of the Avengers.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

EU Foreign Ministers


The EU Foreign Ministers are a bunch of ubercunts.

At an emergency meeting this morning in Berlin – where else would the Fourth Reich meet? – they demand that Britain starts talks immediately on Brexit.

Have these dim gormless bullying bastards not realised that having voted to leave, we can’t be pushed around any more? We’re leaving, you cunts!

So we’ll do it in our own times and we’ll decide when and how so kindly fuck the fuck off you cunts!

Seig Heil and fuckity bye!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Patrick Kingsley


Patrick Kingsley is a fucking cunt!

He was on newsnight the other day plugging his new book, which is about why we should take hundreds of thousands of refugees. The prick, who of course is a writer for the guardian, looks like your typical posh kid liberal bellend, who has all the answers and anybody who disagrees is a heartless fascist bastard.

Not only is he pushing his dangerous agenda, but making a pile of cash from his cunting book. Poisonous little cunt, and no mistake.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye