Anthropomorphism

It’s an odd one but i’d like to nominate Anthropomorphism

It’s projecting human emotions and qualities onto animals, and it can result in death.

Examples. Humans smile when they’re happy. Chimps smile when scared or stressed. Wolves bare their teeth when showing aggression and asserting dominance. They all use analogous muscle groups but mean very different things to each species.

I hate these ‘cute’ videos pretending animals have human emotions and can conceptualise the world the same way as humans .It might get fucktards likes on Faecesbook but I find it fucking pathetic.

Animals aren’t your fucking mates, unless they’ve been domesticated for thousands of years. House cats aren’t fully domesticated yet. Tame, but not domesticated. That’s why they go off for days or weeks at a time. Fuck you and your Felix soup sachets, you sad cunt.

If you think you’re friends with a bear, a tiger or a killer whale, you’re a cunt.

If you think leaving your baby with a Malamute or a Mastiff is safe, you’re a cunt.

If you think your 18ft Rock Python is beautiful and would never try to kill and eat you, you’re a cunt.

If you think your Siamese cat can live on a vegan diet, you’re an animal-abusing, thick cunt.

If you feed pills to a Chimp because you think it’s your teenage son, you’re a cunt. If it rips your friend’s face and hands off, gouges their eyes and injures them so badly the fucking hospital staff need counselling, you’re a cunt who should’ve been shot, not the chimp.

Just because some elephants have been known to mourn their dead, they’ll still up-end your little jeep like a Tonka toy, then turn you into something that belongs in a jar with ‘Shippam’s’.on the side.

99.9% of animals are here because they evolved to survive, and over 99% of species that have ever lived are extinct. They’re not cuddly toys, and certainly not be your fucking ‘buddy’.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime 

Yorkshire Tea

 

Yep, that’s a real Yorkshire Tea box folded out – admin.

In a shitshow of a social media exchange the other day, where one customer was unfortunate enough to type their thanks that ‘Yorkshire Tea aren’t being political’ during this utter fucking madness sweeping the globe, this previously heralded ‘good old Northern’ beverage staple swiftly made an example of said punter, literally interjecting with “Please don’t buy our tea”.

https://twitter.com/YorkshireTea/status/1270047023669133316?s=20

And further down the thread, PG Tips leap in and side with their supermarket rivals. The message: We Stand Against Racism.

Now, this might sound funny but it really fucking isn’t. Not when you consider what this now everyday occurrence of corporate virtue signalling represents. Let us be clear about what this means.

This isn’t about fucking Twitter.

This isn’t about second rate fucking tea bags.

This IS about the ever-metastasising cancer of social justice – a ‘panderdemic’, if you’ll allow an equivocally apt label for this fucking zeitgeist – riddling its way irreversibly through the heart, guts and collective mind of society.

Whether this was actually a Yorkshire Tea planned response or a lone, reactive upstart managing their social media account, this was nevertheless a typical demonstration of subservience in the face of a modern day McCarthyist witchhunt of anyone who the BLM/white middle class socialist fraudfucks can tenuously associate with historic black oppression. Because in these insane times, not responding with something means you are further to the right than than an SS Officer with bloodlust.

So a bunch of cunts who shovel processed tea into supermarket shelves for t’simpletons will proceed to cure all racism by pandering on social media. Well, let’s all get the fucking bunting out, shall we? Hey, Yorkshire Tea, how about keeping an eye on events closer to home. Perhaps you shower of complete shitcunts should have similarly screeched such platitudes, after it was revealed that hundreds of peacefuls were targeting thousands of mainly white girls for repeated rape, abuse and sexual fucking assault en fucking masse for fucking YEARS. All going on in – of all places – your good old, salt of the Earth, fucking YORKSHIRE.

I swear to fucking Jesus tap dancing Christ, between my personal embargo on all things Chinese and all things woke, I’m going to be living exclusively off bread and dripping in a wooden fucking shack at this rate. Should any unfortunate cunt ever offer me a cup of Yorkshire Tea in future, then I will recreate the Goodfellas scene where Ray Liotta gun-butts his neighbour until his victims head lifelessly rebounds with each sickening thud; except in lieu of a firearm I will settle for a ladle or nearest blunt kitchen utensil.

In the words of Paul Joseph Watson, “Fuck your shit tea”.

Nominated by: The Empire Cunts Back

Amber Heard [3]

Amber Heard deserves a nomination.

I’ve been meaning to do this for some time, but as with other nominations I’ve done, I’ve just had too much to do offline. Anyway, having succeeded in getting ex-husband Johnny Depp pretty much cancelled in Hollywood, merely by accusing him of domestic abuse (and being a woman, especially a woke one, she must always be believed by those of the same ilk). He was even fired by Disney from his role as Jack Sparrow, a role that by all accounts, he loved.

Well, roll on a year or so, and the shoe is firmly on the other foot. Turns out that there was domestic abuse in their household, but it was her abusing him. Depp released recordings of conversations they’d had after their divorce, in which she admitted physically and verbally abusing. In one incident, she severed the tip of one of his fingers. It’s even alleged that one time, she actually shit on his bed, leading to her being renamed by some “Amber Turd”. She is, by all accounts, a nasty bitch. Something that is borne out in the recordings, because she admits to having anger issues.

Apparently, at one point, she hired a private detective (an ex-porn star no less) to dig up dirt on Depp, so she could prove her bullshit claims. He interviewed 100 people who knew Depp and Heard, and not one of them had a bad word to say about Johnny. Turns out he actually is a really nice guy. He even goes to children’s hospitals as Jack Sparrow to entertain sick children. The PI ended up giving all the information he’d collected to Depp’s legal team and then ended his association with Heard.

Since the audio recordings of Heard admitting that she’s a nasty, violent cunt, there has been a concerted effort by Johnny Depp’s fans to have Heard fired from her role as Mira in the upcoming Aquaman movie. When I last checked it, a couple of days ago, the online petition had 450,000 names to it. And counting. I very much doubt that will happen, but the petition alone is a sign of just how unpopular Ms Heard is. Two of Depp’s exes, Winona Ryder and Vanessa Paradis have both come forward and publicly  called out Heard’s claims. Now it turns out that the legal team she hired (led by one of the founders of #METOO) to defend the lawsuit Depp filed against her, have quit, and I’ve just read that her old friend Amanda De Cadanet (remember her my fellow oldies)? has dropped Heard like a hot rock. Other people are also coming forward and telling the world that Amber Heard is a genuinely nasty piece of shit. A few years ago, Hollywood would have insured that Heard never worked in Tinsel Town again. But today, Tinsel Town is the capital of woke, so she’ll probably get a star on Hollywood boulevard.

But anyway, take a bow Amber, you are a cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Google, Facebook & Twitter

Google, the woke tech giant who along with Facebook and Twitter believe they are the arbiters of what’s offensive and what’s not. Today google are celebrating a black British heroine.

“Description: Olive Elaine Morris was a British community leader and activist in the feminist, black nationalist, and squatters’ rights campaigns of the 1970s in the United Kingdom”

The hypocrite cunts employment of black property is notoriously low for some reason and when they do employ black people they don’t last long on average.

Thanks google, if we ran our country like you run your business we would be a pariah state.

Cunts.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Law and order

And now we see the result of allowing bullshit and political correctness taking over policing.

Giving the knee. Not targeting known criminals because they is black. Allowing hate speech against whites from all and sundry. Ignoring and playing down criminal activity, cos they is black. Allowing statues to be defaced and destroyed because the heritage doesn’t fit with the agenda of the left. Glossing over grooming, honour killing, slavery, domestic abuse – ‘it’s their culture’ so no problem to the left.

We have had violent conduct 2 nights in a row. Coppers attacked, and you can bet your life they fell over themselves to pander to the animals. This is just the start of the violence and looting.

And the stupid cunts in all the media are too scared to call BLM and Climate cunts for what they are and what their aim is – chaos and the end of civilised policing and conduct.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble