Douglas Carswell (2)

Douglas Carswell is a two faced, unprincipled, hypocritical, turncoat cunt.

Call a by election and show us just how ‘honourable’ you really are Carswell!

There was an MP for Clacton
Who once had a UKIP hat on
But despite his defection
He won’t call an election
‘Cos the voters are saying he’s not on

Vote Loony! You know it makes sense…

Nominated by Dioclese

The Olympics (5)

The Olympics needs a cunting for having an Olympic Walking Race.

We’ve all been there about to shit yourself and the toilet is 70 metres away, you can’t run as everyone will know your about to shit yourself and you can’t stroll as you might shit yourself as it takes too long. So you walk like one of those fucking cunts in the Olympic Walking Race trying to make it to the toilet. Secondly and more importantly they spend millions on the buildings etc and within a year its like a ghost town (Greece, Brazil). All that fucking money wasted. I say turn the fucking places into Gladiator Colloseum type places and get all the snowflakes, cunts, refugees and politicians to battle it out and when there all gone turn it into luxury flats. The cunts.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt.

Shia La Beouf

Shia La Beoufburger is a cunt.

This is the piss poor actor cum  ‘caped crusader’ who ran his childish exhibit  ‘He Will Not Divide Us’  in the United States..

The  ‘He’ , of course, being The Donald. It started on inauguration day and was supposed to run the whole Trump presidency.

Beouf the Oaf also flew a pathetic flag, which was broadcast 24/7 at some supposedly secret  location, with the same script on it. In no time at all, the flag got tracked down by 4Chan in the U.S and was replaced with a  ‘Make America Great Again’  flag. That move sure took some of the wind out of the Oaf’s sails.

Meanwhile, the exhibit part of the ‘show’ was an opportunity for bed-wetting pseudo liberals to jump up and down like a bunch of deranged chimpanzees shouting   “He shall not divide us”  into a mic while being filmed by a 24/7 webcam, for as long as they could manage – well until it was time for them to go back to their safe spaces .

However, the exhibit got canned  at MOMI in Astoria, NYC only a month later, due to heckling, some ‘violence’ and such like. After moving to Albuquerque, it too got shut down. The dog-do noos outlet, Huffington Post while reporting on the incidents, described one heckler as a ‘white supremacist’.  A  reverse euphemism from the HP ( aka Obummer/Killary mouthpiece). What they actually mean is, he was a Trump supporter.

So now Monsieur Boeufburger, feeling ‘unsafe’ and unwelcome on his side of the Atlantic, even in Killaryville (NYC), is bringing the show to the UK. To Liverpool of all places. Too scared to go to London, maybe, in case a peaceful type mounts the pavement again?

Well, let’s see how long he lasts in Liverpool. The scousers, de do doh, dont de doh, will nick his film gear, his mobile and his Nikes. Although, looking at him, perhaps they won’t bother, thinking he is just a homeless cunt who has soiled himself.

So once again another useless cunt washes up on our shores bringing with him great wisdom and knowledge.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.


Michael Heseltine [3]

Michael Hesslecunt just became front runner for cunt of the year 2017.
He’s just said that brexit is like letting Germany win world war 2.

Nominated by DeploytheSausage

I thought staying in the EU was like letting Germany win WWII ??

He’s totally lost the plot!

Nominated by Dioclese

Old Tarzan must be suffering from a spot of dementia or else he is just being a deliberate bellend.

Nominated by Mike Oxard

Comic relief (4)

Be fair… it’s shit isn’t it?

Every year the chuggers wheel out a load a load of puerile, cheap telly courtesy of the BBC. It ain’t funny, it’s just a load of people arsing about to part us from our hard earned cash. Nationalised chugging persuading us to give money to spongers, third world dictators and people in famine and war zones breeding children when they should know better. How do they manage it? Anorexics don’t have children – their bits shut down. So how the fuck do they manage it in these third world shit holes?

Sir Lenny fucking Henry FFS! The only knighthood he should be have would be one to keep his ears warm in bed.

Rant over. Won’t be watching. Won’t be donating. If everybody did the same, we could get shot of this crap once and for all!

Nominated by Dioclese

As if we don’t pay enough in taxes in contributions to the overseas aid budget It’s that time of year again when the biggest bunch of left-on virtue seeking wankers appears on our screens and airways, telling us to part with even more of our hard earned… crowds of nobs drive their cars around with stupid plastic appendages attached to the grill and others dress in fancy dress crap or bake cakes for ‘good causes’. Cunts one and all.

A quick look at the Red Nose Day website shows you those ‘good causes’ there’s a picture of ….lots of little sambos all smiling like heavenly angels for the camera, with a ginger cunt (Cordon?) but you can just see in reality the little peaceful ones are really thinking, I wish my brother mustapha had returned with the AK47 sooner…

The website even have the balls to tell you they are making a difference in the UK and Africa. FFS what is this obsession with helping the lazy good for nothing sand wogs and jungle bunnies. We tried for years – but you can’t help those that don’t help themselves. Why don’t we learn.?

And if that’s not bad enough the Beebistan Broadcasting Caliphate are using our licence fee money to run adverts promoting the whole sordid event every time there is a gap in programmes. The latest I heard on the radio this morning tells me to tune in Friday for hours of comic fun and entertainment. Really??? I’d have More fun pulling me own nasal hair.

The whole advert thing was scripted around ‘Sir Lenny Henry and invites us to enjoy the evening with the likes of Jo fatty Brand, that bird that was once in Doctor Who – Cunthrine Tait the oh ‘so funny’ mincing Grahcunt Nortone and Uber Cunt Russell Bland….

Hell of night that’s gonna be, fat dykes, gay Iorish fellas and a long haired tallentles uber cunt… Think I’ll spend my cash on a whiskey or too, so I can cultivate my own red nose.


Nominated by Leonardo di Cunty