Fair turns the stomach, engenders a gag reflex every time I hear her name. Pock marked and flyblown old carcass.
What a cunt.
Nominated by: Hurling Dervish
Who the fuck cares you juvenile wanker?
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
Queues a mile long outside Apples stores all over the world because these they want the latest fucking iShit. FFS get a life!
Must confess a post on mine in similar vein!
Nominated by: Dioclese
( Written on my MacBookPro )
Yep..that’s definitely a cunt!
Her freeloading, pisspot, professional celebrity, can’t act for shit dad is a cunt too…
Nominated by: Norman Whiteside
Now I’ve had a while to calm down and some sleeping tablets, I’d like to nominate a new breed of cunt that’s come to my attention.
It’s called Lilly Allen.
This cunt has no redeeming features, a singing voice like a pissed Dutch fisherman, and very probably, a fanny like a clowns pocket.
I had the misfortune to watch her at the smug/shit/crustie fest that is ‘Glasto’ this year and I really should be suing those cunts at the BBC/calling the noise Police for outright GBH to my earholes such is the toxicity levels of her tuneless yapping.
She obviously thinks she’s good in her own mind.
I have a differing view in that I’d rather hear a pile of freshly squeezed dogshit sing than listen to her.
Innit.
Nominated by: Anonymous
My drive to work takes me past two schools. Both of which are besieged by buggy trundling, porcine, tattoo covered tubs of lard with a herd of tubby kids in tow. Whoever it is that’s insemenating these bulbous wobble-bots needs a damn good cunting.
And another thing. How is it when you’ve packed a bird in she fuckin’ slims down to become a bed snake and looks so gorgeous you take her back…Then she gets bloated again…
Cunts!
Nominated by: Fleaboy
Urbane, Bon Viveur, Host, he’s the man of the moment…but still a complete cunt.
Nominated by: Mr Ed
…and let’s not forget his punch up with Boris over suburban rail franchising and his involvement in the fracking fracas!
Can’t think of a better person to take command of the defence of the realm. Not.
Nominated by: Dioclese