Kevin Maguire, Daily Mirror associate editor, all round wank stain. He’s overdue a cunting. The simple fact he works for that shitty rag the Daily Mirror makes him a cunt. But I’ve just watched him doing a review of the years biggest news stories on Sky News with the Daily Mail’s Andrew Pierce and my hatred of this Geordie scum bag has grown even deeper.
For a start, he’s a left winger. Turns out he’s actually as far to the left as Annie Lennox. Yes, that far. He’s also a rude bastard, constantly talking over Andrew Pierce whenever Pierce said something Maguire didn’t like. That seemed to be pretty much everything Pierce said, because Maguire could be seen shaking his head and talking over Pierce virtually every time Pierce spoke. I have to say, I gained a certain respect for Pierce’s restraint. If Maguire had been that rude to me, I would have been arrested, and Maguire would have been rushed to hospital to have my chair extracted from his mouth. One thing I really cannot tolerate is bad manners. Maguire is a big bag of bad manners.
What really sickens me about this piece of shit though, is his willingness to go on tv and publicly suck Ed Miliband’s penis. Metaphorically that is, not actually. It was quite a feat actually, because he was simultaneously (metaphorically of course) disappearing up Obama’s anus. Every time Red Ed’s name was mentioned, this little shit’s eyes lit up. The buck toothed twat can do no wrong in Maguire’s eyes. Even Calamity Clegg got a reasonably easy ride. And Maguire couldn’t believe it when Pierce had the audacity to claim that UKIP were hurting Labour to a slightly lesser degree than they were hurting the Tories. It just isn’t happening according to Maguire. The evidence suggests otherwise.
I’ve made it known in the past that my hatred of Lefties is every bit as strong as my hatred of Muslims. And I hate Maguire even more than I hate Miliband and Balls.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw