Liam Neeson

I would like to nominate Liam Neeson as a fucking cunt. Now I know what you are thinking…what has Liam done to justify this hatred? Well, I admit it is irrational but it’s there and it won’t go away. Firstly anybody involved in Star Wars is a total wanker…nothing to discuss. Then there is the “Taken” franchise, a load of car chase, machine gun bollocks where Liam has bullets splattering into the wall around his head but takes out the foreign cunt with a karate chop. I particularly hate “Taken 2″ because I actually paid money to watch that pile of adolescent nonsense. Liam’s tour de force was undoubtedly the title role in Schindlers. But who can forget the pathetic crying scene at the end which completely fucked up the whole film. I don’t know how many takes there were but I always imagine Spielberg saying..”Just print it, it ain’t gonna get any better.” To be fair, Liam has one great film… “Michael Collins”. But that’s only because he was playing himself….a big headed arrogant Irish cunt. I just don’t like the bastard and that’s it!

Nominated by Freddie The Frog.

HM Revenue and Customs

I want to nominate HM Customs for a cunting.

Now if this lot were to stop drugs, weapons and terrorists from entering the country, I’d be singing their praises. But they don’t, and in any case it’s the sniffer dogs that do all the work.

No sir, their entire preoccupation is taking money off people who have found their goods cheaper abroad and paid for them with money they’ve already paid income tax on.

Free trade with Europe? Don’t make me laugh. Try bringing a van of booze and ciggies back from France and see how far you get. Even if the stuff was manufactured in the UK in the first place.

Cunts all. (Except for the dogs. The only employees doing a decent days work).

Nominated by the Duke of Cuntshire.

Shanique Syrena Pearson

Nappy haired Ho Shanique Syrena Pearson is a cunt.

On the surface this could be a debatable statement, her crime is attacking Jeremy Vine a BBC broadcaster so probably a cunt, who was cycling at the the time. Cycling? So the evidence of Jeremy being a cunt is building, being named Jeremy isn’t helping his case either.

Shaniique is a 22 year old wanna be gangsta. at the time of the incident, she was subject to a suspended sentence for a string of previous convictions for robbery, thefts and assault.

She was also convicted in February of driving without reasonable consideration for other road users at Hammersmith Magistrates’ Court. She had admitted driving an unlicensed vehicle.

On balance there may be two cunts in this tale, only one of them is getting nominated on this occasion.

Shanique Syrena Pearson you stand before us accused of being a cunt. not only though are you a cunt you are a stereotypical cardboard cutout cunt.

Fuck knows what shit you’ve been involved with and not been nailed for, I don’t know how much cred you get in the hood for getting sentenced for assaulting a middle aged cyclist? Surprised your hommies ain’t burning down their own streets rioting over this.

On the other hand they are probably laughing so hard at you they can’t make it out of their crack dens.

Silly fucking Ho.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.

Pauline Cafferkey (3)

I see Pauline Cafferkey is up to her fucking attention seeking shite again, as pointed out in boilmypiss’s well deserved rant.

This stupid cunt cost the nation tens of millions because of her fucking crass stupidity and her reckless behaviour in falsifying her medical record upon re-entry to the UK.

These fucking idiots who fuck off to shite ridden countries to” do their bit” should all be detained in isolation offshore upon return.( I strongly suggest somewhere like Ascension Island ) And they should be irradiated with     radioactive Iodine for good measure. Any surviving flesh can be bottled and stored in Lily Allen’s Bathroom. The green glow will provide adequate and subtle light to enhance Lily’s ablutions.

Cafferkey is a cunt, a stupid cunt, and we are all fucking cunts for letting cunts like this put all of our lives in danger, and we are monstrous cunts for our adulation of specimens of shite like her.

Nominated by Asimplearsehole.

Can I throw in a ‘drive past’ Cunting to Pauline Cafferkey, the Glaswegian nurse with the Ebola virus. The Cunt is heading back to Sierra Leone to try and raise a bit of cash out there to help some local charities ….

The Cunt was on the radio recently, bumbling on about how she is feeling health wise, hoping she will be fit to travel, and hopefully be able to do her bit for the people of Sierra Leone.

How about she raises some money in THIS FUCKING COUNTRY for the cost she has caused the NH fucking S !!!! It must have run into zillions of fucking pounds to look after her and ship her around in her fucking bubble, being treated by the UK’s finest and not forgetting the fact that she could have caused a major fucking epidemic in the UK … …. Now that does boil my piss !!

Nominated by Boilsmypiss.

‘Travellers’

Bit of rant and reason…..

Thieving traveller scum. Well today is your cunting, tomorrow your         comeuppance.

Twice I have been targeted as a cheap buck,the first time a massive failure the second time ultimately successful, yes the hundreds of pounds worth of power tools you stole and sold down the pub has upset me,but their are a few things you didn’t realise.

1. I have just been diagnosed with a life changing condition.

2. I fix power tools for a living.

3. I have access to quite a supply of non-working tools.

4. I was trained in EOD, meaning if I can break them, I can make them.

So I have come up with a few novelty items, we have the tool designed to electrocute the user, and my personal favourite the box set,crossed with a tin of gloss paint mixed with dog shit, a car airbag a high amp battery and a trigger switch.

A sort of MOAB jack in the box.

You see their is some justice in the world, just got to make it happen.

Nominated by Lord Benny.