Suicide Squad [1]

Inspired by an idea put forward by birdman.Suicide squad like the Deadpool requires players to pick 5 names of celebs who they think will die next.Catch is you can only win the round if one of your picks commits suicide.Yes it is a sick idea but having been reading all the comments on this site over the past few months safe to say most of you are sick cunts!

Here are the rules:

1)As with the Deadpool it is first come first serve in terms of nominating picks.When a new round is triggered you can always be a cunt and steal someone else`s nominations.

2)Suicide means the deliberate ending of one`s life .This includes but is not strictly limited to: Jumping from a height, hanging self-inflicted gunshot wound, deliberate overdose jumping in front of a vehicle at high speed or going to Dignitas to ingest poison.Assisted suicides count yes.

3)Verification will be needed that your pick killed themselves.If it is reported suspected suicide that will do however there has to be a reason for the media reporting this i.e a note the person found hanging or found at the bottom of a bridge.No need to wait for the coroner’s report.In the cases of overdose if there is circumstantial evidence of a suicide note or like Kenneth Williams knowledge of suicidal feelings then it is presumed as such.The media rarely incorrectly reports suicide.If the original reports are wrong you still get the points as rounds are not reversible.

4)This game although comes under Deadpool on the tags it is an unrelated game.Therefore picks you have reserved on the Deadpool are not reserved on suicide squad and vice versa.

5)If one of your picks dies from natural causes or an accident or murder it does not count and you can`t replace them in such an event.

6)This is birdman`s idea so any criticisms can be directed in his direction.

7)No duplicates.

8)Nominees must be placed in this thread.Putting it on other threads does not count.

Good luck cunters!

Shaun`s nominations:

Daniella Westbrook
Sinead O`Connor
Paul Gascoigne
Kenny Sansom
Marieke Vervoot

Gary Lineker [7]

Gary Lineker gets paid around £1.8 million a year by the BBC, that’s a disgrace!
How is he expected to survive on that? He has to take on extra jobs to make ends meet, advertising Walker’s crisps for god’s sake. it’s about time the BBC got their act together and started paying their star presenters what they’re worth, before they’re lured by rival broadcasters.

Nominated by Allan

The BBC [8]

Emergency cunting for the BBC,
So the cunts have published their ‘Top’ stars earnings (how much they pay the cunts with licence payers money).
I personally don’t give a fuck as I have never and will never pay these cunts a penny (although I do enjoy a few of their programmes) but paying Chris Evans over two million and other ‘Stars’ ridiculous amounts shows the cunts for the cunts they are.
What will happen? People will have a moan and carry on as normal.
Typical of a country full of too many sheep like ‘Do as your told’ cunts.
What a pile of cunt, with a piece of cunt on top.
The cunts.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt

Run, Hide, Tell

Last Friday, two German female tourists were murdered and four other foreign women tourists were injured in the scuba diving resort of Hurghada, Egypt, by a terrorist knifeman. He only wanted to kill non-Egyptian women apparently.

What is the British government’s advice, when home or abroad, in the event of such a terrorist attack?

Well….it is …….

RUN,  HIDE,  TELL

So, would that be….

Run the 100 metres like Usain Bolt?

Play hide and seek?

Tell the teacher?

The ‘Run, Hide, Tell’ stay safe film is now being aimed at Brits abroad. Nothing like remembering to keep your eyes peeled, Shaw Taylor’s Police 5 style, during your two week summer hols in some North African/Middle Eastern pisshole khazi or even in the once safe European holiday hotspots. It’s no good, just getting pissed up at the bar, boiling like a lobster in the pool or frying like an egg on the beach. Instead, you mustn’t forget to listen out for the sound of marauding maniacs, shooting or stabbing your fellow sun worshippers to death.

Well, ‘Run, Hide, Tell’ is hardly the attitude that helped win WWII. Imagine if the Battle of Britain never happened, because the RAF just raised their hands, copying the garlic munching surrender monkeys across the Channel. Imagine if there was no Blitz spirit during the relentless bombing of London and no sense of camaraderie. Hitler with his Nazi suited and jack booted bovver boys, could have marched into Britain without needing to fire a round.

OK, so we are not at war in the traditional sense – this is a different type of war. One being waged by an enemy that does not respect the norms of civilised society.

Would not better advice be: stick together, help each other and fight back?

Obviously, if the terrorists have guns and bombs, the odds are different but when they use knives and vehicles as weapons, we can resist. Especially if we are in sufficient numbers.

So, if you see a group of knifemen or a vehicle being driven into people, pick up anything not nailed to the floor and throw it at them or the vehicle windscreen. Chairs, tables, bins, bricks, bottles, glasses, you name it….let them have it. Don’t cower in a corner, waiting to be shanked to death or mowed down.

Interestingly, during the knife attack on Borough Market it was a group of Romanians who threw bottle crates at the terrorists and a Spanish dude who set about them with a skateboard as a weapon. In a similar vein, during the London riots in 2011, it was Turks who took to the streets of North London, with meat cleavers and baseball bats to protect their homes and businesses. Likewise, Sikhs brandished their ceremonial swords to repel the rioters.

What has happened to the majority of people in Britain that they are too scared to defend themselves?  The post war generation of men have turned into a bunch of faggots and pussies. Even English football hooligans now get a pasting from Russian, Turkish and other assorted nations hooligans. Not that I’m condoning hooliganism but it is a symptomatic sign of the British population’s lack of desire and ability to fight. Men can no longer just be men. Society expects them to be no more manly than metrosexual at best, or outright queens and trannies at worst.

The young rabble rousers of the far left will don a balaclava, get together in massed groups, smashing up shop fronts and causing criminal damage, while demonstrating lemming like, in favour (or against) whichever cause is currently trending on Twatter, or some zleb is mouthing off about on unsocial media. As is usually the case they are ‘useful’ fools who are being misdirected with zero or little knowledge of the underlying issues.

Yet, where are they, when terrorists go on the rampage? Safe at home, in their bedrooms at their mum’s, playing ‘Call of Duty’, or scribbling on Facefuck. These inept, unthinking and gullible cunts, who are easily manipulated, make Dad’s Army look like Rambo.

They need to wake up, realise who is the enemy at this time and act when the need arises. It is the young generation who will have to live the longest with the consequences of failing to do so.

In fact, it is time for everyone to grow a pair.  Forget about notions of fighting for Queen and country – the elites don’t give a fuck about the people. They have allowed this situation to develop. They will always be insulated financially and be protected no matter what happens to the country and it’s people as a whole. This is about defending your own way of life, that of your family and friends and of determining your future.

This is time for a real life call of duty, not ‘Run, Hide, Tell’.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

Matt and Lori Duron

Matt and Lori Duron are utter cunts.I think the picture above speaks for itself.This is their 10-year-old son C.J who is “gender nonconforming or gender variant”.They took him to a pride event and anyone who is familiar with pride knows that it is overtly sexual and filled with cunts wanting to shock and disgust people and blame it on homophobia.As you can all probably guess the Mother Lori has written a book based on a blog called “Raising the Rainbow” discussing her son’s fondness for girl clothes and toys despite him also liking boys clothes and stuff.I tried reading the blog but it was badly written narcissistic garbage (No surprises there) but was filled in the comments section with vacuous brown nosing comments with key buzz words such as “inspirational” and all that utter new age wank.I bet these arse licking commenters would cheer if the parents made their son shove a used tampon up his own arse!

What perfectly illustrates these morons despicable lack of self-awareness and responsibility is their response to Hollywood Actor James Woods tweeting to the above picture “This is sweet. Wait until this poor kid grows up, realizes what you’ve done, and stuffs both of you dismembered into a freezer in the garage “.They accused Woods of attacking their son and did not mention or seem to comprehend he was criticizing them as parents for blatantly using their child in an exploitative fashion in order to further their Social Justice agenda.Turns out the boy has been documented by his parents publicly since 5.Fucking 5? I bet if a child was being raised in a religious cult then these modern parents lookalikes from VIz would gasp at how awful it was even though they are guilty of the same sort of coercive abuse.I love how they and the Twittermongs and their fans such as shirt lifter Neil Patrick Harris don`t appreciate that exploiting a child in such a way is likely to cause them severe psychological problems down the line which is what James was getting at.

The funniest irony is that these so called parents would not let their son stay at Pride when they went home.So that is where they draw the line.At least there is one I guess.Fucking pitiful excuse for parents!CUNTS!!!!!!

Nominated by Shaun