Wayne Rooney [3]


Wayne Rooney is a prize cunt.

I have been a Stretford Ender man and boy for over 35 years. But I loathe this syrup wearing, whoremongering, moneygrabbing, skiving scouse twat.

The fact that this bellend is United captain: following greats like Robson, Buchan, Bruce, Law, Cantona, Charlton etc makes we want to puke…

With our back four (three? Whatever) already fucked this scouse bastard decides to kick some Hammers player in the knackers and gets a three game ban. He is just a cunt who is there for the money and he is a fucking liability.

Nominated by: Norman

Charlie Mullins


Wide boy plumber, Charlie Mullins, is a cunt and needs a length of copper pipe with a 90 degree solder jointed connector poked up his jacksie and some scalding water then piped into the open end.

He’s a dodgy barnet wearing, Pat Cash lookalike cunt that’s got an ego as ludicrous as his dress sense. The blue shiny suit wearing cunt. Such is the state of our society that this cunt gets to appear on Question Time.

He’s a thick, ill informed, spivvy looking, way out his depth, bollocks talking cunt.

Nominated by: Fleaboy

Emma Thompson [2]


Emma Thompson is a hypocritical cunt of the first order.

She has been a renowned supporter of left-wing politics but when it comes to educating her daughter, it seems Emma Thompson is prepared to put her political leanings on the back burner. She sends 14-year-old Gaia to a north London private school instead of entrusting her education to the state.

Once Gaia turns 16, her mother hopes to enrol her at a state school near their home in West Hampstead – however even that will be one of the UK’s most elite establishments. Thomson, a champagne socialist worth around £30 million, was educated at the school herself when it was still a grammar. It has long been a favourite of wealthy left-wing parents who can afford to live in its expensive catchment area, and inspectors regularly describe it as ‘outstanding’.

She’ll be right at home there with all the other hypocritical socialist cunts. Several of Blair’s cabinet members sent their kids there too.

Typical bloody Labour Luvvie cunt. Preach to the working classes and then shit all over your principals when you’ve made a few quid. Don’t do what I do, do what I tell you!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Sky Sports


Sky Sports is shit. Their presenters actually now spend time in front of a screen to show viewers what pricks are saying on social media about the day’s sporting news. People don’t pay for a subscription to see some twat of a Crystal Palace fan on twitter spouting bollocks. But that’s what Sky Sports is giving people these days…

The only good thing on Sky Sports is Natalie Sawyer. A cracking pair of tits!

Nominated by: Norman

Annie Lennox


Lying here on the sofa watching BBC4 and on comes Annie Lennox, possibly the biggest female cunt in the planet. I’ve always despised her and her smug oul self satisfied face. Cunt cunt cunt.
Even worse than Selina Scott in my hate the cunt list.

There, good, her song isn’t even over yet and I’ve got that off my fucking chest.

Nominated by: Dan