The Met Office [2]


I would like to nominate the Met Office for a cunting. In January they announced that a new £100m supercomputer would provide the most “accurate forecasts yet” and yet they’re still fucking useless!

If there’s a 3min weather report the cunts spend 2mins of that telling us about the weather we had that day (which they got wrong) followed by tomorrow’s guess (which they’ll get wrong). You might as well just look out of the window or stick a couple of pine cones on your windowsill!

I wouldn’t let the cunts predict their own birthdays they’re that useless!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Richard Branson (7)


That bearded prick Branson! After the referendum the cheeky cunt managed to get of his sunbed and fly to Britain and badger the New PM!!

Crying like a FUCKIN’ baby about how Virgin share prices had dropped, single market etc etc, then after telling the British working class they had got it terribly wrong fucked off back to his private Caribbean island!!

Here’s an idea Branson!! FUCKIN’ stay there!!!! Cunt…..

Nominated by: Quislings

Identity politics


I’d like to nominate identity politics for a severe cunting. Contrary to what some may believe – particularly fuckwitted Twittermongs who swallow the latest BS pumped out by the Establishment paedophiles at Jimmy Saville House – identity politics is not something new and radical and it certainly isn’t left wing or progressive.

Consider this quote from Tom Watson, a Georgia Congressman who was later the People’s Party candidate for Vice President (he was talking about racial hatred in the Southern states of the USA):

Now the People’s Party says to these two men, ‘You are kept apart that you may be separately fleeced of your earnings. You are made to hate each other because upon that hatred is rested the keystone of the arch of financial despotism which enslaves you both. You are deceived and blinded that you may not see how this race antagonism perpetuates a monetary system which beggars you both…’

He wrote this in 1892!

“Identity Politics is designed to drive wedges between different groups of ordinary working people to the benefit of the rich. The rich want ordinary working people to be divided so they are easier to control and manipulate. Race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, you name it; these are all secondary issues designed to divide ordinary people to the benefit of their oppressors. Class and oppression are what matters. An ordinary white person has far more in common with his black co-worker than with his white boss. Likewise a Muslim worker has more to gain by siding with his Christian colleague than in seeking religious fellowship with his Muslim boss.”

In any given situation you have to ask yourself “Who gains from this?” Ninety nine times out of a hundred it will be the rich fucker. “The only one smiling is the suntanned boss” as The Jam said back in 1979.

The UK Labour Party and the US Democratic Party are now wholly-owned subsidiaries of the banks. Notice that most of the people pushing identity politics are fucking minted – they are doing very nicely out of the current economic set-up thank you very much. It is easy to care about the toileting arrangements of transgender battery hens or to protest about homosexual whales getting retroviral drugs to protect them from AIDS caused by climate change (or whatever the spastics on the net are getting their gender-neutral knickers in a twist about today) if you have a trust fund and/or a pointless but well-paid media or public sector job that includes an index-linked pension.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

Celebrity chat shows


While we’re at it let’s cunt ‘celebrity chat shows’

FFS! What a tired over the hill excuse for entertainment they are. Most so called celebs only appear on them ‘cos they have something to plug. They only tell you what they don’t mind everyone knowing, anything that could be even the slightest bit interesting and shows them in a bad light, you sure as hell ain’t gonna hear about on a show like Wossys.

I never watch them these days but I remember the overwhelming feeling that I had when I did was ‘ WHO THE FUCK CARES? ‘

Nominated by: Richard 1

That Jo Cox ‘Tribute single’


Anyone involved in the ‘charity single’ done as a ‘Jo Cox Tribute’ is a monumental ginormous Saturn sized cunt and should be drowned in a vat of liquid shit… The fact that they are using the Stones classic ‘You Can’t Always Get What You Want’ (ABKCO, you cunts!) is sickening enough…

But to make a record about a murder victim is griefjacking and Dianafication at its gruesome apex…

Whoever is involved with this mawkish, almost Scouse-like shite is up there with Gina Miller and Lily Mong for cunt of the year… Wouldn’t surprise me if the musical mong was on it….

All those who eulogise Cox should remember her priority was never the working people of Britain… She cared more about ‘migrants’ and her precious EU than any ordinary working family in the UK… So bollocks to this ‘tribute’…

Nominated by: Norman