I wish to nominate “white fragility” for a cunting on the award-winning website ISAC.
The internet is absolutely awash was made up terms by fuckwits to make other fuckwits feel bad. Dislike a medievalist religion that treats women and unbelievers like shit? You have Islamophobia. Don’t think cutting off your knackers and wearing a dress makes you a woman? Transphobia! Are you a well-known Australian feminist with fairly ordinary opinions about transgender ‘women’? Misogynist!
I thought ‘intersectionality’ was the maddest piece of shit on the internet. (For those of you who don’t know, that’s the idea that having different forms of butt hurt makes you top of the pile in Victimhood Top Trumps). But bugger me butler, I was wrong. Apparently, if a white person says they are not a racist that is evidence that they are a racist! This insane idea is called “white fragility.” Fuck me up the fucking ass with a fucking rusty fucking fish fork.
I’m off to buy an island and I am going to put up a sign saying “No cunts allowed.”
Nominated by Cunt’s Mate Cunt
As the nom pool is overflowing, I’ll keep this brief – Tesco delivery drivers are cunts par excellence.
I’ve just had a real narky cunt arrive, flustered because the dumb cunt can’t find the easy-to-find location, and try to tell me – the fucking resident – that my address is wrong. My address, is wrong. I asked the cunt on what possible fucking dimension he thought he was on, and that started a more heated discussion diffused by the brother-in-law.
I’ve had all kinds of Tesco simpleton cunts turn up here and lose shopping, give me the wrong shopping, substitute tinned tuna for fucking cat food, give me a week’s shop which has stuff all expiring the day after delivery… but to tell me I don’t know my own fucking house number is a glorious example of utter fucking incompetence that will take some beating.
It’s the fucking complaints email avenue for you, you cunt!
Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back.
Fuck me! Somebody other than Shaun has won the Dead Pool!
Well done another old stalwart, Dioclese, who predicted the demise of US evangelist Billy Graham. Must have been devine inspiration!
So on to Deadpool 85
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
Here we go again. Kids murdered by a nutter with guns. A fucking idiot of a president blaming mental health problems.
What legitimate use, in a civilised country, can a civilian have for an assault rifle?
Or hand guns come to that. What the fuck is their love affair with murderous mayhem – the right to bear arms. Why are Americans so fucking hell bent on firearms?
Then there is Black Lives Matter. Of course they do but it is black Americans with fucking guns that take most of them.
America, grow the fuck up and stop this evil that diminishes your society. Control guns you cunts.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
I would like to nominate NPOWER for a massive cunting.
The bunch of utter heinous fucktards have mismanaged my father in law’s gas bill for god knows how long. Trying to speak with some cunt within that wankshitting abortion of an organisation to resolve their administrative fuck-ups is like trying to shit an adult woolly mammoth out of your arsehole.
As I type I have been placed in a make believe telephone ‘queue’ for 50 mins, waiting to speak with one of their scouse/Johnny Foreign/trained Chimp staff.
‘Thanks for your patience, we know you want to speak with us and we will help you as fast as we can’. Utter,insincere ballbaggery.
Cunts make my fucking blood boil!
Nomionated by Paul Maskinback.