Diane Abbott (8)

Diane Abbott – for the 103rd time

Touch orf the old tooth ache so went to bed early with a nice hot single malt toddy to listen to the wireless orn me old cuntphone. Managed to pick up what in my day was the old Home Service but is now some fandangle orn FM where there was much wind bagging aboit the demise orf Amber Dudd re the Bum’s Rush Fiasco. End orf political career, will come again, actually a nice woman loyally enacting a policy she disagrees with ect ect. Honourable thing to do, so sorry ect ect. If not support at least respect from across a broad spectrum orf the body politic thinking “Fuck me, there but for the Grace orf God go I”. General agreement Home Office = Tough Gig. Avoid.

Listening on an ear piece, getting pleasantly drunk and drowsy then Diane Abbott comes orn the line on a mobile pouring into me lug what recalled the old pre-war perfume “Black Poison” punctuated by breathy snorts orf derision. Bugger me to think old Corbyn features must have listened to that every night. Point is Politics is rough trade but every so orften (usually on the death orf a career) it reaches a little higher and displays magnanimity, the Best of British. Not so Ms Abbott who contrives to look and sound like an over inflated deflated black balloon. A neat trick. Sanctimonious and vindictive, she both claimed and demolished the moral high ground orn behalf orf the Windrush Generation. In full toss she had to be reminded that the Honourable Lady was not herself orf the Win Gen. Ah but her parents were which allowed her to claim full virtue signalling rights. Did she feel any sympathy for Amber Rudd? Rasp orf breathy silence.
Have had much to do with the Wind Genners over the years and some classic cunts amongst them granted but apart from that, a fine body orf people. We have much to learn from them. Where would Blighty be without Northern Soul, Ska and de white yoot talkin’ like de bruvvers? Paradoxically they alone are keeping alive the Queen’s English. If you want to hear Shakespeare classically spoken then you cast Afro-Caribbean. The wireless is colour blind so as a rule orf thumb any spoken voice that has depth and rhythm is likely to have its roots in the Wind Gen. Ironically many orf them are now considered to sound too posh to broadcast in this Pawhnd Shop Blighty. They can teach us much aboit forgiveness (apart from the aforementioned cunts)

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

 

Netta Barzilai

Dear cunters

What can I say but check out this total and utter CUNT. The story says it all. But what will be fucking worse is how every LGBTCUNT will be lapping this up.

Might as well get down the bookies and win yourself a few quid to take away the pain of the world fucking ending cos if the fucking right on snowflakes don’t lap this up to see it’s sorry arse to victory then fuck me.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/entertainment-arts-44073911/eurovision-2018-meet-the-israeli-singing-about-empowerment

#ordinarywhitebloke

Nominated by, Cuntsince1066

with a follow on by,Bolloxed up Britannia

 

A Right Cunting for Netta and Toy.

Never watched the Euro non-vision song contest last night. Was out at a club listening and dancing to some good ole rocknrole by a three piece, live band. Great night.
Got up late this afternoon and decided to see who won last night’s Euro travesty, in the vain hope that a half decent song might have triumphed.
On screen, the winner, Netta immediately assaulted my senses and for one orrible moment I thought I was still in bed suffering from a beer induced, trance nightmare, but worse than that was the jolting realisation that I was awake and this ghastly vision was for real.
Netta an obese and hideous parody of mini-mouse mated to a puff ball Bjork, shrilled, leered and bounced across the screen backed by a bunch of bean flicking, rug munchers, all on about – – – what? Totally unintelligible vocals that I couldn’t make sense of, so I had a look at the lyrics to this visual desecration. What a load of fucking virtue signalling insanity. I wont insult our good brethren and sisterdom here by repeating all of those mangled lyrics, that could have been penned by a schizoid, crack addict of thirteen, but here is one line,
“Look at me I’m a beautiful creature” !!! No, you are a fat Cunt with no musical ability that has jumped on the already creaking bandwagon of, right-on lovies.
Apparently the virtue signallers say that, – – – “on “Toy,” Netta sings about the awakening of social justice and empowerment of all people”.
No, its’ a fat Cunt’s extravagant whinge about how unfuckable she is and it’s all a “silly boys” fault, for not loving her, period.

 

Lily Allen (7)

Lily Allen

Lily’s new album ( out on the 8th June, I know you are all excited about it ) is titled “NO SHAME “. Oh really?
We all know she is a total cunt but I have a certain admiration for a cunt who can blatantly take the piss out of the dimmo public and keep a perfectly straight face. A bit like Phoney Tony and……oh fuck…..too many to list. Perhaps you may have come across some other examples?

Nominated by, Freddie the Frog

 

Car thieves

I want to nominate car thieves. Last night, some unknown, cock sucking, inbred, donkey fucking sack of monkey shit stole my three week old DS3. I loved that car. It was fast as fuck, beautiful look at it, with it’s dark blue paintwork and drove like a dream. Now, I’ve slagged the Old Bill off many times here on ISAC, but I have to take my hat off to them. They found the car within two hours. It had been crashed into a wall and torched, but I really can’t fault the police for their work on this occasion.

The plod who broke the bad news actually told that they knew who had done it, because, believe it or not, the spot where the little cunt crashed it was covered by the brand new, HD cctv camera of a local shop, and they had a crystal clear image of the little shite, and his butt buddy. He was genuinely sorry that he couldn’t give me their names and addresses, but as he said, I’d end up being arrested. That it’s very true. I would’ve been arrested for murder, because I would have strung the little cunts up from the nearest lamp posts, after I’d beaten seven different shades of shite out of them, and their parent/s.

Car thieves, like other criminals are scum. They should be shoved back up their mother’s the second they slither out. I’ve never had a car stolen before, probably because, for the most part, they’ve been parked overnight at an Army camp, patrolled by armed men and women, and dogs that love to bite scum bags. I can’t describe the anger I feel right now. Homicidal doesn’t seem to come close. I just hope that one day, these two little cunts have something they value stolen. Then they’ll know what it’s fucking like. Cunts.

Nominated by, Quick Draw McGraw

 

Halsey

This twat reckons that shampoo in hotels ignores black people…
I know: world’s gone mad. PC dictatorship, offended by anything, absolutely everything now has to be for and about john john… But trying to make out that shampoo is racist?! What the fuck will it be next?! Baked beans? Pot Noodles? Shortbread fucking biscuits?! ‘White shampoo’? What is the daft fucking bitch talking about? Halsey is a virtual signaling snowflake slag and a complete cunt...

Nominated by Norman

With follow on comment by Lord Benny.

Why on earth would someone spend so much money on surgery to become the thing they despise?, can I just point out trying to buy a bottle of “Head and shoulders” in Lagos is about as easy as finding an honest trader!