Moby

Moby is a cunt…

This talentness tossbucket is the latest celebricunt to jump onto the snowflake express… The ludicrously named cockgobbler is going round saying that Trump ‘will be the worst President America has ever seen’….

Does he mean the recently elected President who hasn’t even started yet?.. I didn’t know the eggheaded twat had a TARDIS or was clairvoyant… These Clintonite mongs are fascists: not only do they refuse to accept a democratic result, they also won’t even give the winner a chance, and they refuse to listen to any opinion, reasoning or point of view if it doesn’t fit in with their own… Whether it’s Kippercunt Cyrus, Schnozzer Streep, that deviant OAP Madonna, or Moby, these cunts claim they are ‘liberal’ and ‘for equality’… Yet they have more in common with Mussolini than Luther King….

Nominated by Norman

The US military

I wouldn’t trust the US military to complete an operation even as simple as sticking a post in a fat bird.

Their special forces don’t look that special to me.
Take that Bin Laden malarkey for starters. They spent years and billions looking for the cunt. Scouring the whole region, mountains, cave systems etc.

And where was the cunt all that time?…….at home.

Nominated by: J R Cuntley

Having dealt with the US military on multiple occasions over the years they leave a lot to be desired. The airforce seem to be reasonably acute, army and navy less so, and the Marines are as dumb as a bunch of blind, deaf, legless chimps. The vast majority of these fuckwhits chew tobacco and gob the slimy shit all over the shop, some even leaving it in cups, the dirty cunts.

I had the misfortune of hosting a group of USMC once and they had a similar amount of computing power as a bag of tangerines. Oxygen thieves to a man.

Nominated by: Thorax Cockslammer

Dead Pool [50]

Congratulations to Prime Minister Sinister who correctly identified WWE wrestler Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka as the next dead cunt.Snuka has kicked the bucket aged 73 and was charged with killing his girlfriend but was spared trial due to ill health.So we move on to Dead Pool 50.

Here’s the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Here are my five:
Tony Booth Ray Wilson Glen Campbell Reverend Billy Graham Kirk Douglas

Selfish passengers

Don’t forget loud cunts on phones on public transport. Why do they think we are interested in their conversations? It’s a private call so keep,it private you utter cunts.

Feet on seats fucking piss me right off as well. Many years ago assisted a fellow traveller in removing a cunt from seats as he had his feet up on a rush hour train with next to no space but of course the cunt was entitled to as much room as he wanted. Tried to argue but he was told in no uncertain terms that if he tried it again he would be squashed.

Nominated by: Johnson

Stone Roses fans

Stone Roses fans are cunts

I paid 129 dollars to see the band in the Sydney Opera House last night and fuck me I did not hear a fucking thing other than fucking clapping. They clapped at the start of the song, they clapped the whole fucking way through the song, and then they clapped at the end of the song.

Fuck knows why ‘cos you couldn’t hear a fucking thing, fucking wankers! The same thing happened at clubs in the 90’s and I’m sure that started oop North. Here’s an idea, cunts – buy a ticket to a fucking football match,any cunting team will do,and go and clap all fucking day till your hearts content or hopefully fucking stops you cunts

Nominated by: Flexicunt