Jean Claude Juncker [2]

Jean-Claude Juncker

Most of the unelected scum at the top of the EU are anti-British, but Juncker is the worst one. A couple of days ago, he made a comment about the EU not welcoming deserters. Well, in the same piece about the German economy going tits up if we leave, there was also an interesting few paragraphs about exports between Britain and Germany. It turns out that we’re actually quite important to Germany. Last year, they exported £70 billion worth of goods to Britain. The only countries who receive more are the USA, China and France. And this is just one country in a very large world.Now, one of the few things the Remainians have told the truth about, is that our exit from the EU will bring about a period of economic uncertainty. However, it will not be anywhere near as bad as Cameron and Osborne would like us to believe. Trade agreements will have to be renegotiated, but they will be BRITISH negotiators acting in BRITISH interests, instead of by foreigners. Ultimately, we will thrive.

The reason that pricks like Juncker, Tusk and Schultz are mouthing off, is because they’re becoming increasingly nervous. Their jobs depend on the UK voting to stay in the EU, but instead of trying to sweet talk us, or use facts and logic, they’ve chosen to use threats and insults. Then again, they’re as short on facts as they are on logic. Nobody in the remain camp has so far given a truthful example of how the EU has benefitted us. An out vote will bring about the end of the EU, and their highly paid, cushy, unelected jobs. As I said, that scares them, because it means they lose their undeserved positions of power. In a strange way, they’ve actually managed to prove Boris right when he made his Nazi reference. Although, he also referenced Napoleon and the Roman Empire in that speech, the media chose to ignore those parts of it though.

I don’t think that we will, but I will love it if we vote to leave on the 23rd June. For one thing, my birthday is on the 30th of June and it would be the best present ever. More importantly though, scum like Juncker, Tusk, Schultz, Merkel and hopefully Cameron will lose their respective positions of power. Without those positions, they are nothing. Especially Juncker, who will crawl inside a bottle and never come back out.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Horrid Henry


Horrid Henry is a cunt. I guess the clue is in the name, but literacy for children should have some sort of moral thread holding the story together so the young shits can learn something. But Horrid Henry is just a cunt. A pure little cunt.

I bet new, hip mums pour this little arsehole down their kids throats because it had a good write up in Grazia or some such wank, without actually realising they’re just informing their mini-cunts in a lifestyle of being a selfish, obnoxious, camp, thick as fuck, cunt.

I have to witness my step-kids drooling over this dog shit, if I have a child of my own it will be Trapdoor, Braveheart and Chock-a-block on Youtube to entertain the pricks.

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto

Kim West and Ben Ford


Kim West and and Ben Ford. A mother and son duo, fucking each other.

Based on the fact that she gave this cunt up for adoption she, she states firmly this is not incest. And on the basis of the incredible sex they have, marriage, and a baby, is the net step.

The cunt son, who was married told his wife he is leaving her for his mum.

There really is not a lot more that can be written other than the nomination for a monumental cunting.
These cunts really do need to be taken out back and shot.

The only saving grace is Mumsy is in the UK and sonny is is the US. Its only the US where they will not be jailed for incest and can be married, which does say al ot about the gene pools over there.

I wonder what the odds are of whatever it is they give birth to, running for president.

Nominated by: King Cunt

Recep Tayyip Erdoğan

Recep Tayyip Erdogan'

We all know Erdogan is a cunt but we’re bigger cunts for letting him stitch us up to let all his cunts cross into Europe without passports in return for taking our money and giving us fuck all in return. But he’s an even bigger cunt for trying to force Germany to prosecute a comedian for failing to tickle his sense of humour with a rude poem about him.

So step forward our hero of the week : none other than our very own Boris Johnson with this witty little piece on National Limerick Day that won him a £1,000 prize from the paper he used to edit, The Spectator. Take it away Boris….!

There was a young fellow from Ankara
Who was a terrific wankerer
Till he sowed his wild oats
With the help of a goat
But he didn’t even stop to thankera.

Trump and Johnson. The new dream team. Way to go, Boris!

Nominated by: Dioclese

He is a even bigger cunt then merkel the amount of threats he has made to the EU is astounding.

He is going send 12 million turks to the UK(has threatened to send more) and a good portion are mentally retarded, criminals and expecting pregnancy.

Thank Mr Hameron he’s doing this because UK needs more diversity apparently and because we are morally superior or tolerant some shite, I dunno lol .

Nominated by: TitSlapper

The Neverendum


Some cunt rang at the door and interrupted my evening feast…”Are you Hubbard Marple?”
No, I’m fucking not!! I’m HBelindaHubbard

Twatface from some CUNTY political party seemed to be a bit wrong-footed there…
“Are you aware of the eu referendum on 23rd June?”
oh jesus christ almighty…

“Can I ask you how you’ll be voting?”
By putting a fuckin’ cross on a piece of paper. Mind your own fucking business, cuntface, and sod off before I set the bat onto you…

I may well erupt anytime soon; don’t think I can wade through much more of this feacal debris…

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard