Nelson Mandela [2]


Of course they would they made nelson mandela a god and he was made into be some pacifist cunt who was non-violent. But really was a communist supported anti white cunt.

And his wife Winnie Mandela is a really evil cunt – just read her Wikipage on 13 April 1986, where she endorsed the practice of necklacing (burning people alive using tyres and petrol) by saying: “[W]ith our boxes of matches and our necklaces we shall liberate this country.” Further tarnishing her reputation were accusations by her bodyguard, Jerry Musivuzi Richardson, that she had ordered kidnapping and murder.

Nominated by: Titslapper

I’ve seen the statue of Mandela in Pretoria. It’s big and imposing. Really impressive…

…but what really impressed me was the pigeon shit dripping down the back of his head. Seemed to say it all!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Paddy McGuinness [3]

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Paddy McGuinness is a right (or should I say ‘reet’) cunt….

This knob is simply famous and on telly for being Peter Kay’s mate… All that ‘Me likey!’ and ‘Ding Dang Do!’ bollocks irritates the fuck out of me.. Then there’s his Gregg’s commercials and the slapperfest that is ‘Take Me Out’…

But what is worse than Paddy McGinness infesting out TV screens? His wife doing the same thing…. A Scouse (Scouse? I ask you!) skank with plastic tits and a voice that could peel paint off the Blackpool Tower… You can tell the lad aims high and likes a bit of class (Yeah, reet!)…

Nominated by: Norman

Sepp Blatter [2]


Sepp Blatter is the most arrogant cunt in the world. Who the fuck does he think he is? Louis XIV? The emperor of fucking football?

Apparently European clubs provided 75% of the players at the last World Cup. Why don’t they simply refuse permission for their employees to play in this corrupt reptile’s shitty competition? Better yet, UEFA should simply leave FIFA and start their own competition – the World Trophy perhaps. Like to see those FIFA cunts’ faces when they realise that the flow of European money that pays for their 5-star, first class lifestyles has been cut off. Fucking bastards.

Pity that cunt Jihadi John didn’t meet Blatter in the Middle East. Christ, I fucking hate that utter, utter cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

The Unbaised Media


One bit of blatant hypocrisy in the “unbiased” western media that always gets my goat is this:

– G20 anti-capitalism protest. Some anarchist protesters turn up to a public event, kick off and destroy some shit. The media is quick to denounce them as a fringe element or not even representative of the group.

– Islam. ISIS are a bunch of dark age, murdering, raping cunts who kill pretty much indiscriminately. The media is quick to denounce them as a fringe element or not even representative of the group.

– UKIP. Some UKIP candidate says some backwards/racist/homophobic/mysogynistic dogshit on social media and gets immediately ostracised from the party. The media is quick to denounce UKIP as a whole as a backward/racist/homophobic/mysogynistic party.

The media’s uneven application of certain logical fallacies (in this case the fallacy of composition) is astonishing. For the most part, a set of unprincipled, overpaid, partisan dickrat cunts.

Nominated by: Lenny Long-Legg III

Fifty Shades Of Grey


Fifty Shades Of Grey (the film, the book, the crabby old minger who wrote it, and anything else connected with it) deserves a monumental cunting…

How this load of sick shite has become a phenomenon and ‘news’ shows how much of a backward shithole Britain has become. And the silly slags who are into it: how is a sadistic pervert and rapist sexy and heroic? And since when was it acceptable to abuse women in mainstream culture?

What makes me laugh is the silly bitches who read it and wet their bloomers over the film will doubtless complain endlessly about how their husbands, boyfriends and other men are ‘Bastards’ and ‘Pigs’. Yet they’ll do a Kit Kat Shuffle over some fictional sadist. Do they also get off on how female prisoners were treated in Nazi concentration camps too?

I tell you, lads: some women really are the dark side of the fucking moon…

Nominated by: Norman

…and let’s not forget the sequel