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LET’S GET CUNTING!
BARACK OBAMA:
Howdy-do-dee dere honey!. Old has-been Barack Obama backed into the limelight yesterday (March 18th) to pay a courtesy call on Rishi Sunak, but that was just to get cheap publicity, innit, because his real purpose from rising from the political dead was to enjoy dem red beans and rice with his old bruv David Lammy:
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/barack-obama-rishi-sunak-no10-london-visit-b1146053.html
As I watched the old wank stain grinning like a loon as he entered through the door of No 10, I couldn’t help feeling that first through the door in October, with an equally rictus grin will be Anthony Blair, yet another of yesterdays men, determined to scrape the last bit of authority off his boots as he joins Kweer Charmer in his new home. At least Obama didn’t bring his ugly wife with him – Blair will probably be joined by his old power bottom Mandy. perhaps even Alistair Campbell, provided they can sober hikm up.
Why do these old has-beens find it so difficult to understand that they should have fucked off years ago, instead of trying to bathe in reflected glory.
And what possible advice can old Bollock Obama have to give to know-it-all Lammy?.
Fuck off back to America, Obama – dat cotton won’t pick itself. Mammy!
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