Nominations

HOW TO NOMINATE YOUR CHOSEN CUNT
Use the comments section below to write up your cunt for a nomination.

We won’t write your cunt up for you. If you can’t be fucking bothered, neither can we – so don’t be a cunt by submitting a one liner

The admins will review this page periodically and will either
1. Post your nomination immediately
2. Schedule it for posting later
3. Decide it’s not appropriate!

After reviewing the nomination, it will be deleted so when it disappears from this page then you know it’s been actioned.

This system makes it easier and quicker to find nominations and for admin to control them. The site receives several hundred comments a day as it’s a chore ploughing through them all. It should also help keep comments on the front page on topic. Nominations posted elsewhere will be ignored.

*** SOME SIMPLE RULES ***
[1] Posting in all lower case triggers the spam filter and automatically consigns your comments to oblivion.
[2] Don’t be a lazy cunt and use an eMoji as a name ‘cos it just gets binned and you’re wasting your time and ours.
[3] Write a nomination not War and Peace. We have to read it to check the content and we have better things to do! “Brevity is the soul of wit
(4) Don’t comment on nominations. Wait until they’re posted. Comments will be deleted.
(5) Please write it up as it will appear to save us time correcting spelling, punctuation, paragraph spacing etc.

LET’S GET CUNTING!

2 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. CALLING ALL CUNTERS!
    Additional help with running the site would be appreciated. At the moment it’s mostly myself, Ron Knee and Admin (and Shaun on the Dead Pool) running it as the rest of the Admins either don’t have time or cannot be arsed. If you are interested shoot an email on the contact form – and for God’s sakes if you do decide to step forward ACTUALLY DO THE FUCKING JOB! It really isn’t that hard.

  2. Michael Gove Nominated this foul excuse for a human being about 3 months ago but it seems to have vanished into thin air.
    No matter, the passage of time has simply underlined my original analysis. At the time I said we don’t need this slippery , back stabbing little weasel on our side. During the referendum campaign anyone watching him on the telly could just tell this is a cunt not to be trusted. He was , and is, a fucking liability in the same way that Blair is for the remoaners.
    Where is he now? Wormed his way back into the cabinet, licking the Hunchback’s arse and supporting her sell out all the way. What a fucking two faced fucking bastard this bloke is.
    Incidentally, a certain James O’Shithead rates him as the most intelligent cunt in the Tory Party.
    I rest my case.

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