Use the comments section below to write up your cunt for a nomination.

We won’t write your cunt up for you. If you can’t be fucking bothered, neither can we – so don’t be a cunt by submitting a one liner


The admins will review this page periodically and will either
1. Post your nomination immediately
2. Schedule it for posting later
3. Decide it’s not appropriate!

After reviewing the nomination, it will be deleted so when it disappears from this page then you know it’s been actioned.

This system makes it easier and quicker to find nominations and for admin to control them. The site receives several hundred comments a day as it’s a chore ploughing through them all. It should also help keep comments on the front page on topic. Nominations posted elsewhere will be ignored.

[1] Posting in all lower case triggers the spam filter and automatically consigns your comments to oblivion.
[2] Don’t be a lazy cunt and use an eMoji as a name ‘cos it just gets binned and you’re wasting your time and ours.
[3] Write a nomination not War and Peace. We have to read it to check the content and we have better things to do! “Brevity is the soul of wit
(4) Don’t comment on nominations. Wait until they’re posted. Comments will be deleted.
(5) Please write it up as it will appear to save us time correcting spelling, punctuation, paragraph spacing etc.


2 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. I would like to nominate Tony Giles, and his cunting travel show! Blind and deaf fucker has spent the last 2 decades, wasting people’s time and money, travelling the globe, seeing fuck all, and hearing even less! What the fucking point, eh? The only sense you have is touch, and you should feel a right cunt for emulating Americans with your ‘WOO, that was awesome’ chanting! Fuckoff, you time wasting mong!

  2. A right Royal cunting please for His Royal Highness, Prince Andrew.

    Everyone who has seen his excruciatingly awful, awkward & downright bizarre Newsnight interview, is just mouth agape at how out of touch with real life, this spoilt, over-priveleged arsehole is.

    Many journalists have described the interview as ‘car crash’ tv, but the most acurate review I read said : “I expected a train wreck, but that was a plane crashing into an oil tanker, causing a tsunami, triggering a nuclear explosion level bad”. It has since been revealed that his PR lacky strongly advised against it, and quit his job when his opinion was ignored.

    This guy is completely devoid of any remorse, shame or sympathy for his matter of fact ignorance of the abuse of under age girls, that was going on under his nose – even if he wasn’t taking part himself. As the father of 2 daughters, it begs the question where his moral compass was, or why his danger radar wasn’t raising concern – but there I am showing my own naivety, as he probably did very little ‘parenting’ himself. It was most likely a team of tutors, valets & social coaches raising the young princesses.

    Ultimately, it just shows how the social circle of this ancient elite, are so far removed from the lives of us ordinary people. He described Epstein’s conducted as ‘unbecoming’ – “Unbecoming?” Maitlis asked, incredulously “He sexually abused underage children!”

    He described himself as ‘not a party goer’ & that the much published photo of him with his arm around the waist of a 17 yr old (at the time) young girl, as “unlikely”.
    ” I have no recollection of ever meeting her” & “those are the type of clothes I travel in. I would not wear them on an evening out”. Photo’s of him in similar clothing, with ‘other’ young women draped around him ‘partying’ seem to disprove his claims of a monk like existence of public service.

    There’s ‘another shoe to drop’ in this saga, methinks…..

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