Use the comments section below to write up your cunt for a nomination.

We won’t write your cunt up for you. If you can’t be fucking bothered, neither can we – so don’t be a cunt by submitting a one liner

The admins will review this page periodically and will either
1. Post your nomination immediately
2. Schedule it for posting later
3. Decide it’s not appropriate!

After reviewing the nomination, it will be deleted so when it disappears from this page then you know it’s been actioned.

This system makes it easier and quicker to find nominations and for admin to control them. The site receives several hundred comments a day as it’s a chore ploughing through them all. It should also help keep comments on the front page on topic. Nominations posted elsewhere will be ignored.

[1] Posting in all lower case triggers the spam filter and automatically consigns your comments to oblivion.
[2] Don’t be a lazy cunt and use an eMoji as a name ‘cos it just gets binned and you’re wasting your time and ours.
[3] Write a nomination not War and Peace. We have to read it to check the content and we have better things to do! “Brevity is the soul of wit
(4) Don’t comment on nominations. Wait until they’re posted. Comments will be deleted.
(5) Please write it up as it will appear to save us time correcting spelling, punctuation, paragraph spacing etc.


2 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. Urgent cunting, all please be upstanding for:


    Ullah on a monocycle pulled by a winged donkey, I feckin hate this word.

    In the good ole days, when Private Eye was relevant and funny, it took the piss out of “meaningful” remorselessly, and usually in Pseuds’ Corner. Now it’s on front page of The Telerag.

    Special nb. – Did you see what I did there ? I think I may inadvertently have slipped in an “Oxford Comma.” No relation to the Morris Minor…

  2. Glasgow University has agreed to raise and spend £20m in reparations after discovering it benefited by millions of pounds from the slave trade.

    How very virtuous. Right-on the noo.

    How about it’s benefit from the Highland Clearances? The university and a lot of landowners including the Crown did very well out of it. No chance. The victims were poor white Scots, so fuck em.

    The educational establishment in the UK is so mired in this sort of bullshit- slavery, race, gender, EU, Oh Oh Jeremy Corbyn that it has long forgotten it’s function.

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