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16 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. Corbyn voters need a cunting. Note I don’t say “labour” voters because they switched to Tory when Blair fucked off. So who is actually willing to vote for Corbyn? Every cunt with a student loan obligation who hasn’t been able to get a job because they took a degree in soap operas or the Kardashian’s.

  2. Emergency cunting for Nicola Sturgeon.

    It seems the net is closing as the world is becoming aware of the child trafficking, rape and prostitution going on in her constituent area of Govanhill in Glasgow right under her nose for god knows how long…

    Derelict in her duty and should be out of office immediately.
    She preaches the child protection and child poverty issues being her top priority.

    Every word from her skinny lips is a potential and likely lie.

    • Why am I not in the slightest surprised by any of that? Only surprise is it’s been reported at all!

      Haven’t noticed it anywhere on ABBC/Sky News though…

      • I’m learning lots of new songs being on this site. I might just belt out a few if them on my daughters karaoke machine during the Christmas and New Year celebrations.

        • You can get a whole selection of mine off my Dire Christmas album – mostly Dioclese Christmas songs passim.
          Bang it on using Spotify and stick it on repeat!

          Costs you nothing and I get royalties at literally 10 a penny. “Every little helps”

  3. Will Ferrell is a cunt…

    About as funny as gangrene for a start, but trust those BBC cunts to have a clueless cuntfuck like this Yank/Plank/Wank knobhead on their football predictions shite with that squeaking poove Lawrenson…. Totally shite pundits are one thing (Phil Nev, Sinclair, Keown, that daft Scouse bitch on ‘Final Score) is one thing… But a Hollywood knobknocker who wouldn’t know the difference between Accrington Stanley and Juventus? What a cunt and what a load of cunt…

    • If the ABBC are looking for some ‘Hollywood glamor’ they’d better up their game. “Olympiakos?, son of Zeus right guys?, Kaiserslauten, some Nazi dude? and Young Boys?, il give Spacey a call.

  4. Fanmade trailer makers are cunts…
    The sort of spotty, sweaty, never had a shag fangeek cunt who spends time (and, in some cases, money) on making a totally crap and glaringly fake ‘trailer’ for some upcoming sci-fi bollocks: usually Doctor Who or the latest Star Wars cash-in… And these arsewarts state that the ‘trailer’ is ‘exclusive’ and ‘brand new’ in order to get Youtube followers and likeminded virgin fancunts to tell them how great they are…. Fucking sad cuntbubbles….

  5. Nomination for Business Secretary Sajid Javid. This slap headed piece of troll jizz has called for more new homes to be built and solve Britain’s housing crisis, but there is a problem,the Baby Boomer generation.

    Yes they are all selfish NIMBY cunts with no clue of the real world, who have paid off their mortgage so anyone else can go and fuck themselves. No you cunt, the reason we have a housing problem is because successive governments open our borders to any boat jumping towel head, every unskilled Boris from Eastern Europe and various African shitholes being plagued by war,famine,drought,ebola or Bob Geldof.

  6. Peter Kay is a cunt… All that publicity about there being no more episodes of that Car Share thing, and now there’s going to be a Christmas Special… Apparently it’s ‘unscripted’ which basically means it’s a load of outtakes and cock ups… That said, it’ll still be better than Mrs Brown’s Taxdodging Cunts…

  7. The BBC (again).
    They are advertising a programme for next week called ‘Labour – the summer that changed everything’. It’s a love in by the looks of it, on how comrade Corbyn has changed the face of politics forever. How he changed from looking like a smelly geography teacher, to the most popular politician in the world that looks like a smelly geography teacher. I wonder if it will touch on how he conned the votes of all the student layabout cunts by lying that he would do away with tuition fees, and other election promises that had no chance of being implemented?

    • Labour’s illusionary ‘success’ is entirely down to Theresa May and the Tories suicidal General Election campaign. Any reasonably competent opposition would have won by a landslide!

      If the ABBC documentary does not reflect this reality it deserves another good solid cunting.

  8. Bob the cunt Geldof, reason for cunting he is the cunt Geldof and I am sick to my impacted wisdom teeth of the scruffy fuckwit cunt

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