HOW TO NOMINATE YOUR CHOSEN CUNT
Use the comments section below to write a nomination for your cunt.
We won’t write your cunt up for you. If you can’t be fucking bothered, neither can we . So don’t be a cunt by submitting a one liner!
The admins will review this page periodically and will either:
1. Post your nomination immediately
2. Schedule it for posting later
3. Decide it’s not appropriate!
After reviewing the nomination, it will be deleted so when it disappears from this page then you know it’s been actioned. Nominations posted elsewhere will be ignored.
*** SOME SIMPLE RULES ***
[1] Posting in all lower case triggers the spam filter and automatically consigns your comments to oblivion.
[2] Don’t be a lazy cunt and use an eMoji as a name ‘cos it just gets binned and you’re wasting your time and ours.
[3] Write a nomination not War and Peace. We have to read it to check the content and we have better things to do! “Brevity is the soul of wit”
[4] DON’T COMMENT ON NOMINATIONS. Wait until they’re posted. Comments will be deleted.
[5] Please write it up as it will appear to save us time correcting spelling, punctuation, paragraph spacing etc. Frankly some of you lazy illiterate fuckers are trying our patience and asking to be binned
PLEASE NOTE that unsubstantiated allegations against living people or institutions will not be considered. Where possible please enclose a link to a reputable news source.
LET’S GET CUNTING!
Mike Parry
I have just been for a spin to get some shopping and Lady Quim had left the wireless on Radio 2, couldn’t be arsed to change stations, Jeremy Vine was on, this cunt off TalkRadio made my piss boil almost to the point of causing me to pull over for a walk to calm down, “this Nâzi cunt wants everyone vaccinated whether they want to or not (which of course would breach the human rights legislation 1947, implemented after the holocaust), I can imagine this grinning Cheshire cunt now, getting into his “little tank” with Johnson and Grüber, hunting down “non complaints” and shooting them at dawn, fuck me I’m still shaking at the arrogance of this authoritarian fuckweasel!!!, cunt cunt cunt!!!!
We’re confused. Are you cunting Mike Parry or Jeremy Vine? – NA
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Mike Parry
Merci – NA.
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