The Mental Health Card

”Mental health negatively affecting almost half of UK students, according to study”

Oh dear. Too bad. Never mind.

This according to a charidee set up for, guess what? Yes, Mental health issues. So a completely unbiased and scientific survey then. (Money, we want money)

I am a 60s cunt. I knew no fucker with mental elf issues as a student. This is a generation of me me bullshit, encouraged and abetted by charidees and do fuckallers who tell them what they want to hear. And the BBC. When they are not on their fucking tablets or games consoles of course.

The generation before me went to war. Ukrainian youth are fighting the Russian animals. Mbongo is walking 18 miles for a bucket of buffalo piss because his government steals all the aid money. North Koreans are living in hell. I dont hear about their mental wellbeing.

So stick your mental elf issues up your snowflake, non binary arseholes.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble


 

On a slightly different tangent  here’s one from Everyonesacunt 

After the latest atrocious attack in Denmark ?? I would like to Cunt fuckers who claim to have mental health issues

1 this obviously includes those with access to firearms , especially prevalent amongst peaceful followers.

2 also those scrounging fuckers that use it as a means to collecting a plethora of benefits

3 And finally school and college cunts that use it as an excuse for failing their exams rather than the fact that they didn’t bother to study ? or revise.

Mental health issues as an excuse is a Cunt

France24 News Link

(Interesting how that article mentions the nationality of the victims but not of the suspect! – Day Admin)

Forced Corporate Teambuilding [2]


Team building can be a useful corporate exercise, but only if it’s voluntary. Personally, I usually dislike most people (as most people are annoying cunts) and I’d rather spend my own time with the (very) few real pals I have and my family. Not with prats I can’t stand the sight of.

And certainly not while on some ‘fun’ paint-balling weekend in the Dales.

In my experience, these things are counterproductive. The weekend ones always have a ‘party’ evening involving booze. Invariably, some cunts end up having a massive drunken fall out (or full on punch-up, as witnessed on one occasion) and end up never speaking to each other again. That’ll help!

I don’t mind if they’re voluntary, but forcing staff to give up their own time to ‘bond’ with the p erv from accounts, or the mad stroppy tart from purchasing is fucking pointless.

For most, when work ends they want fuck all to do with the place until they go back. Including seeing anyone from the place

Bosses who force this shite on their employees are fucking cunts.

News24 Link.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Annoying Tunes


Annoying tunes stuck in your head.

What, like One Day At A Time by Lena Martell? That sort of annoying? – NA

I don’t even like the song, but for a few hours now I’ve had ‘Cotton Eye Joe’ stuck in my head.

I fucking hate it when you get a shitty tune in your head you just can’t get rid of.

People who then pass these tunes into the heads of others by telling them about it are even bigger cunts, of course 😉

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Door2Door Taxis – Chesterfield

Door2Door taxis in Chesterfield are due a cunting.

Due to a cancelled train causing me to miss my moving-in appointment (I’m now doing so at 4pm on Monday 4th) I’ve had to stay with a cousin in Chesterfield over the weekend.

After returning to Chesterfield from Sheffield (where I’d been visiting my grandparents for my nan’s birthday) I got a taxi back to my cousin’s place from the station.

All was going well, until we reached the destination. As I had the exact change on me, I opted to pay with that as opposed to a £10 note, and upon doing this the driver not only complained that I was ‘wasting his time’, but also told me to fuck off when I told him to be more polite.

And, judging by other reviews online, such horror stories aren’t exactly uncommon.

A truly awful company full of a truly rotten shower of cunts.

Door2Door Taxi Link

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

Sir Keir Starmer (18) Pride before a Fall

A mammoth cunting for wanabee PM and his “lady” deputy , Keir Starmer for going in the Pride Mince yesterday (July 2nd) sporting glitter round his eyes:

BBC News Link

This pathetic graceless pudding of a man pretends to be the friend of every minority – black, tranny, bulldyke or poofter, so desperate is he to get the top job. I hope Rayner kept her legs closed for once.

The party of bum fun, men dressed up as wimminz, women dressed up like men – Christ knows what this country would become within weeks of this freak attaining high office.

He could just have sniffed a pair of Chris Bryant’s underpants, but no where there is a camera there is Kweer performing, and the skidmarks on Bryants keks might not have been as photogenic.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs