Love him or hate him, you have to admit Jeremy Corbyn can still throw some shapes for an old ‘un:

I don’t approve of all this effnic bollocks, but just imagine Dame Kweer dancing – he would grab his wife around her Playtex girdle, flashing his Sterident “have- a-nice-day” smile while doing something like this:

The Veleta (old time sequence dance) – YouTube

With his tuxedo, Brylcreem, corset and cummerbund, he will look the epitome of between the wars (Boer and WW 1) chic. You can smell the mothballs from here.(You paint a very vivid picture. Is this something you did as a lad? – Day Admin)

The more you see of Dame Kweer and his dissembling, and downright lies, the more you miss Steptoe’s naive frankness. At least he meant what he said, so we could be forewarned, you can’t believe a word that comes out of Kweer’s lipsticked mouth. Like all fair to middling conmen, he will take a good number in.

At least with Jezza, you wouldn’t get Eddie Izzard as an MP, let alone Equalities Minister. (We have a scheduled nom about him/her/it coming soon – Day Admin)

The best we can hope for, given his obsession with lesbian football is that on Sunday night the police announce a 59 year old man has been taken into custody for being found stark bollock naked in the ladies changing room at Wembley, knocking one out as he sniffs the captain’s soiled sports knickers.

Bring on the next Labour leadership election, which will make Liz and Rishi seem like Ant and Dec.

Nominated by: W. C., Boggs

Slough Council. This bunch of crooked cunts are now telling locals that they may increase Council tax by between 12 and 20% , to compensate for the Council’s catastrophic overspending and mismanagement.

The Council will apparently need Government assistance ( meaning the taxpayer of course) for about the next 8 years to stay afloat and has to sell it’s stock of about 6,700 council houses, development sites and other assets, which still won’t cover all the debt. Presumably this means any unfortunate Slough council tenant may soon have a private landlord who may want to increase the rent or get them out.

I sincerely hope every cunt in Slough marches on their headquarters with flaming torches. Best not hang about as it will probably be a Wetherspoons soon.

Guardian News Link

Nominated by: Mary Hinge

(And what happened to the incompetent councillors and senior executives, or did they just walk away unscathed? – Day Admin)

Just been scammed on E-bay. 3rd time in the last 12 months.

Under E-Bays rules, you can’t just ask for a refund.
1. you must contact seller via ‘your E-bay, purchase history’
2. wait 7 days for a reply.
3. report ‘item not received’ only 4 days after the ‘estimated delivery date’ has expired.

Bought a replacement processor for my PC on Thursday. Read ‘delivery by Saturday’
Didn’t notice it was ‘delivery by Saturday Aug 20th’
Attempted to contact seller via ‘E-bay, purchase history’, “no such item”
Attempted to contact seller seperately “error”
Contacted E-bay to report “we’ll give seller 4 days to reply before considering your report”
Seller is a robbing CUNT. 2 days and already long gone. E-bay will have even less chance of finding the robbing CUNT a month from now.

What a croc of shit !

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

eBay Returns Policy Link

I had no idea they played cricket in Scotland.

Turns out they do and they play racist cricket, more racist than Yorkshire even. So bad the board have resigned in shame.

One of the boards former members was wringing his heart about the systematic racism and micro-aggressions he had uncovered. He sounded like a guardian reader from London to be fair. This was an interview on Radio 4.

The interview went on for around ten minutes and systemic racism, and bigotry was mentioned many times and his 400 odd examples he had. It was odd because he never gave a specific example.

The above is not the reason for this cunting, it’s merely the trigger. It was the first of two stories about racism, the second being about new regulations to ban misbehaving football fans who make monkey noises etc.

Every fucking day I hear stories about bad white people and this countries indigenous white bigoted plebs.

The media can’t get enough of it, politicians can’t virtue signal enough and can’t make enough laws to tackle the racist indigenous white sub people they have the misfortune to attempt to govern and RE-EDUCATE!

The question I’d like answered by the political class is as follows.

How and when did we get so racist?

Was it when you flooded the county with immigrants without bothering to ask the people of the nation? You changed the demographics and peoples lives, communities and culture overnight.

Was it partly due to people watching their communities disappear to the point they had to move because they couldn’t find anything they recognise as food and had to travel a few miles to meet someone else who spoke English?

Could it have anything to do with services and infrastructure crumbling because the investment needed to support an engineered population explosion was never made?

Could it be that those in Greater London only saw more tax income and lower wages for the plebs as a good thing not giving a thought to those parts of the country whose industry was destroyed by government and the remaining jobs were outsourced to China and the third world?

Could it be you choose to interpret peoples rightful sometimes misplaced resentment over what you’ve done to this country as racism and/or bigotry to beat them even harder?

Will one of our so called leaders answer these questions? Of course they won’t. They would have to admit their part in the destruction of a nation and a culture.

This shit didn’t happen by accident, governments know the impact of mass immigration, failure to integrate etc. it’s all in the history books.

Shortly after all the people of this country sacrificed so much to fight for Britain and our way of life you took a massive shit on us and you’re still shitting.

Please show me the manifestos or policy documents or even a speech where you told us this was what you intended……….

Worst of all you blame us and call us racist.

We call you Cunts.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit