Sadiq Khan (6)

Posted on March 27, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Rapidly moving up the COTY charts for 2017 is The Mayor of London.

Citizen Khan has delivered the expected “we all stand stronger” shite speech last week, and the heat of candles is melting the lead on nearby rooftops. This cunt khan knows how to milk a photo opportunity, and boy did he excel last week. He was surrounded by “wimmin” and some other ill defined types with thick socks all crowing and grieving like a swarm of fucking wasps setting about a buffalo’s arse. Surely Khan neds a good cunting for this one?

Nominated by Asimplearsehole.

After the terrorist attack in Westminster, The Donald on Twatter has called out Sadiq Khunt on his comment last year that terrorism is part and parcel of living in a big city. Good….at least there is one sane world leader pointing out this madness for what it is.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

It took Sadcunt Khunt 5 hours before he appeared before cameras to make a statement. 5 fucking hours for the mayor of Londonistan to comment on a terror attack in the heart of Londonistan. What a peaceful cunt.

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart.

Douglas Carswell (2)

Posted on March 26, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Douglas Carswell is a two faced, unprincipled, hypocritical, turncoat cunt.

Call a by election and show us just how ‘honourable’ you really are Carswell!

There was an MP for Clacton
Who once had a UKIP hat on
But despite his defection
He won’t call an election
‘Cos the voters are saying he’s not on

Vote Loony! You know it makes sense…

Nominated by Dioclese

The Olympics (5)

Posted on March 26, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The Olympics needs a cunting for having an Olympic Walking Race.

We’ve all been there about to shit yourself and the toilet is 70 metres away, you can’t run as everyone will know your about to shit yourself and you can’t stroll as you might shit yourself as it takes too long. So you walk like one of those fucking cunts in the Olympic Walking Race trying to make it to the toilet. Secondly and more importantly they spend millions on the buildings etc and within a year its like a ghost town (Greece, Brazil). All that fucking money wasted. I say turn the fucking places into Gladiator Colloseum type places and get all the snowflakes, cunts, refugees and politicians to battle it out and when there all gone turn it into luxury flats. The cunts.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt.

Shia La Beouf

Posted on March 25, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Shia La Beoufburger is a cunt.

This is the piss poor actor cum ‘caped crusader’ who ran his childish exhibit ‘He Will Not Divide Us’ in the United States..

The ‘He’ , of course, being The Donald. It started on inauguration day and was supposed to run the whole Trump presidency.

Beouf the Oaf also flew a pathetic flag, which was broadcast 24/7 at some supposedly secret location, with the same script on it. In no time at all, the flag got tracked down by 4Chan in the U.S and was replaced with a ‘Make America Great Again’ flag. That move sure took some of the wind out of the Oaf’s sails.

Meanwhile, the exhibit part of the ‘show’ was an opportunity for bed-wetting pseudo liberals to jump up and down like a bunch of deranged chimpanzees shouting “He shall not divide us” into a mic while being filmed by a 24/7 webcam, for as long as they could manage – well until it was time for them to go back to their safe spaces .

However, the exhibit got canned at MOMI in Astoria, NYC only a month later, due to heckling, some ‘violence’ and such like. After moving to Albuquerque, it too got shut down. The dog-do noos outlet, Huffington Post while reporting on the incidents, described one heckler as a ‘white supremacist’. A reverse euphemism from the HP ( aka Obummer/Killary mouthpiece). What they actually mean is, he was a Trump supporter.

So now Monsieur Boeufburger, feeling ‘unsafe’ and unwelcome on his side of the Atlantic, even in Killaryville (NYC), is bringing the show to the UK. To Liverpool of all places. Too scared to go to London, maybe, in case a peaceful type mounts the pavement again?

Well, let’s see how long he lasts in Liverpool. The scousers, de do doh, dont de doh, will nick his film gear, his mobile and his Nikes. Although, looking at him, perhaps they won’t bother, thinking he is just a homeless cunt who has soiled himself.

So once again another useless cunt washes up on our shores bringing with him great wisdom and knowledge.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.