Born in October 1978 and again in March 2020 this former jockey who won a horse race despite not riding one at the time deserves the ultimate in cunting for his amoral, anti-intellectual and totally aggressive arrogance and insensitivity toward the great British public.

This plastic person who thinks he’s more intelligent than AI – and don’t forget he thinks that AI is great is promulgating the mythology of the rabid disease that kills everyone because he stands to gain from from it – “don’t kill granny” is his motto despite all the scientific evidence that shows his covid arguments are threadbare and totally delusional.

How this man’s rise to ‘fame’ by locking up the whole country and then telling us how to behave, what to wear, what to do has any value is totally ingenious. It also mirrors the total stupidity of the British public by buying this man’s snake oil merchandising. Hancock is a cunt of the highest order and should be in gaol for his criminal activities

Nominated by: Lana Del Cunt

The media, the police and it selective reporting standards.

Mad knifeman in Birmingham.- Do not approach.
What’s he look like?- Um, do not approach.
How can I avoid him?- Um, highly dangerous.

Why is it not allowed to state the fucking obvious? The cunt is black.
Is it now ok to take the fucking knee but not ok to suggest or report that these fuckers are committing dreadful crimes?

I cant remember the exact figures but in London blacks are many times more likely to be violent criminals than whites. And perhaps highlighting this inconvenient fact might protect people.

Black Lies Matter.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Tameside council deserves a nomination.

This is something of a personal one for me because I happen to live just inside the border of this Labour run shit hole.

I have many reasons for nominating Tameside council, but I’ll stick with just one for now. Today, (Sunday 6th September) I read in the Mail that despite have a shiny new £43 million office building, situated in the borough capital of Ashton-under-Lyne, not one of the one thousand cunts who infest it have returned to their place of work.

Well actually, that’s not ENTIRELY true. Because while building the offices, the council decided to close the town’s library, situated in a beautiful Victorian building, and tack on a rather pathetic new library which is much, much smaller.

About four or five staff were there when I took my mother. Out of one thousand. They also did the same with the library in the town closest to me, Hyde. They shut the Victorian library in which it had been situated, and moved into a couple of rooms at the old town hall (which is also yet to re-open).

Tameside councils chief executive, Steve Pleasant (salary: £201,000) has posted a photo of his slippers, so I guess he’s not even slightly bothered that local taxpayers are not getting value for money from their employees. He’s also claimed that it hasn’t caused any disruption to services.

Well as I said, libraries are a service, and as of typing, Ashton library is the ONLY one in the borough currently open right now. So that claim is a bare faced lie. I won’t mention the length of time that the local tip was closed, and the road it was on turned into a temporary one system, because the council wrongly thought it would be overwhelmed.

Anyway the fact is, with proper precautions, there is no reason why at least half of council staff can’t return to work in the office that Tamsiders spent £43 million on. Tameside council, you are cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Cue the confetti please for a cunting for the recently married campaigner, protester and slapper, Lily Allen, who celebrated her nuptials by putting her horse teeth into a burger, having been married by an “Elvis” lookalike:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/12628143/lily-allen-dior-marries-stranger-things-david-harbour-vegas/

It’s not exactly Grace Kelly and Prince Rainier, but seems to be just downmarket enough to be at a level she can understand, poor tart.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(Any “migrants” invited? – DA)

I’d like to nominate the sound of ringing in my ears.
It’s been going on for a while but lately getting more annoying.

I’m not sure how to describe it properly. A long beep sound.

If I’m busy doing something I don’t notice it as much. When I’m in a quiet place I notice it more. In the library, in bed with my ear against a pillow for instance.

I’m not sure how it started. It could be from loud music at discos all those years ago.
I might have had the volume turned up on the cassette player too loud listening to it with earphones when *out and about.

Or it could be when I was run over it made it worse and more noticeable. Who knows?
I’m not sure how it works.

Are there ways to treat it? Do any fellow members of this here fine website hear ringing in your ears?

*aaahhht and aaabahhht, ©B&WC 2020

Nominated by: Spoonington