The Perpetually Offended


The Perpetually Offended deserve a severe cunting.

I don’t know if these cunts have always been with us, but they seem to be fucking everywhere at the moment. Every-fucking-thing from the smallest council decision to foreign policy is evidence of “racism” or “Islamophobia” or “somethingism.” The latest shit these cretins are complaining about is that asking people to wear wristbands is equivalent to Nazi bloody Germany. Aaaaargh!!!!

When I was on a cruise, I had to wear a lanyard with an ID card so I could be charged for drinks,etc.

When I was looking at booking a weekend at Centerparcs, I noticed you can wear a cashless wristband.

In most campsites in Australia, you have to wear a wristband so only paying guests can use the swimming pool and other facilities.

Did I complain about any of this? No. Perhaps I should have contacted some shyster lawyer to whine about my human rights being violated.

I’m pretty fucking sure that some cunts only read the news so they can be offended by something. If you go looking for “racism” or “Islamo-cunting-phobia” you will always find it, whether it exists or not.

I sometimes feel my mind falling into a bottomless pit of despair and hopelessness.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

24 thoughts on “The Perpetually Offended

  1. “And remember: just because someone is offended doesn’t mean they’re in the right.

    You have the right to be offended, and I have the right to offend you. But no one has the right to never be offended.”

    Ricky Gervais

    • Offence is not given its taken, and too many cunts these take offence at being told the truth.

      Its apparently un-PC to tell the truth these days, for fear of bursting the happy bubble.

      • ‘Offence is not given its taken’

        True if we’re getting into the semantics of the definition of the word offence. Not so true in a more broader example, if lets say a comedian tells blatant racist or religious jokes and knows he is going to cause offence, hence Gervais’s quote.

  2. The perpetually offended are always huge fans of equality, human rights and free speech, love thy neighbour, etc…

    …but only if everybody thinks the same as them, agrees with everything they say all the time and never dares to question anything.

    In other words, they hate a society that actually grants all the privileges that they claim to believe in.

    • Well, that last statement is offensive enough to knock the cuntflaps off a spastic whore.

  3. Oh dear.

    The easily offended probably don’t want to run into me.

    Particularly after a few pints.

  4. If offence is caused, it can be used to justify new rules laws and regulations to further control what can be expressed in speech or writing. It can be used to protect resentful and openly hostile minorities from the slightest criticism while demonising any small defiance of authority by the common person as inappropriate or antisocial. It can be used to censor art, film and music and to hide the truth about what any supposed elite have in store for their victims, sorry citizens. I believe there is a quote by arch-cunt Adolf Hitler about how freedoms have to be chipped away piece by tiny piece if the public are not to notice. And don’t forget to disguise it all under a veil of apparent common decency. I personally think that many modern liberal progressive types keep a copy of Mein Kampf handy, for reference purposes.

    • Correct the cuntish eu has been doing this for years, drip drip chip chip. Bastards

      • If you want to know what the actual EU agenda is and indeed the Labour party’s manifesto since 1996 please see below.

        This is the Marxist Frankfurt school’s 11 point plan for quiet socialist revolution.

        Looks familiar doesn’t it.

        1. The creation of racism offences.
        2. Continual change to create confusion
        3. The teaching of sex and homosexuality to children
        4. The undermining of schools’ and teachers’ authority
        5. Huge immigration to destroy identity.
        6. The promotion of excessive drinking
        7. Emptying of churches
        8. An unreliable legal system with bias against victims of crime
        9. Creating dependency on the state or state benefits
        10. Control and dumbing down of media
        11. Encouraging the breakdown of the family

        Please spread this about like a mad woman’s shit if you hate the EU and cultural Marxist cunts everywhere.

      • “Don’t have a problem with number 7.” Well actually this has more to do with the ability to worship, religious freedom to be precise.

        Just because they destroy your cultural religion doesn’t mean they won’t assign you a new religion. No belief could also thought to be in fact a belief. Hence your own religion or dogma.
        “Number 6 looks ok also. The promotion of excessive drinking” Turning into a hopeless drunk is a good thing? Sure a few to knock out the nerves but thats it nobody likes a annoying pisshead drunk. Err aside from annoying pisshead drunks that is

      • Obviously I don’t condone the promotion of excessive drinking and this is hardly the site to take everything seriously or at face value for that matter.
        With regard to religious freedom, I’m fine with that also. If people want to stand in a drafty old building listening to some guy in a dress banging on about an invisible man in the sky who seems to have gone awol for 13.8 billion years that’s their choice.
        Maybe they could do with a stiff drink.

  5. I like it when people get all flustered and say they have never been so insaulted in all their life, I then point out they have never upset me before.

  6. Oh my God it is getting so much worse recently.Everyone thinks that people have a right not to be offended , but of course everyone will be offended by something . So when Social Justice Warrior`s talk about not being offended they are talking about special treatment for themselves. They do not give a rats arse if anyone else is offended as long as they have their pussy safe space to retreat in when people hold a mirror to their bare faced lies and fallacies. Last year the Women`s Officer at my University came up to me at the bar and said to “You really offended me the other day” and I asked what it was I had said she had an issue with and she said “I don`t remember but it was really offensive” if you can find a greater example of professional victimhood please let me know !

    • Shit that is some sad women. What is going to happen to the sisters when the islamics get the prize.

      • It has gotten worse theres a new cultural marxist word called triggered(mostly used by feminists and poofs) when someone is offended by a word attached to a tramatic event.

      • Again. They definitely don’t want to come mincing around me after I’ve had a couple of sherberts.

        By the way Titslapper. Have you checked your privilege recently?


  7. You want evidence of The Perpetually Offended go and see allan replying to herself in the madison whoever the fuck it was failed homoerotic cunting, i’ll be laughing for weeks loooooooooooool

  8. I get offended on an hourly basis, by thick cunts, thoughtless cunts, pointless cunts, lefty cunts and loads of other cunts too numerous to mention. But by saying cunt a lot it seems to release the tension. So glad I found thid site, which incidentally I found when I typed into google “who is that cunt in the tesco advert” See, advert cunts offend me. Every one is like being called a mong for 30 seconds.

    • Meh, once you realise how worthless these oxygen wasting cunts are the feeling of being offended should be a distant memory, it worked for me 😉

  9. Those fucking lanyards should be manufactured without the safety release clip and with razor wire sewn in. Why does everyone leave them on when they bugger off into the real world? I don’t want to know who they are anyway, cunts.
    They introduced them into my school before I retired and we all swapped the ID cards on the first day, blokes with bints. Nobody noticed, least of all the inmates and I swapped my neck tape for a rather fetching German flag design. Nobody noticed that for two days either. I did ponder a swastika design but drew the line at that point whilst they were filling in my early retirement forms.
    Fuck lanyards, they should microchip everyone instead.

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