Dead Pool [34]


Congratulations go to Fred West who bags his third Dead Pool win by predicting the death os music producer George Martin, the man most famous for producing the Beatles – although he did loads of other stuff too until his studio in Montserrat was buried under a volcanic eruption (a most impressive sight, incidentally)…

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 34.

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

111 thoughts on “Dead Pool [34]

  1. Blast it. The old fart has been fiddling with my computer. Silly old cunt. Keep your fingers out. I will have in replacement please

    Giscard D’Estaing
    Michael Crawford

    • Not you Limply. You got them first. Comment was intended for Historical Allegations.
      Your noms are fine, his need changing. All sorted now!

  2. Wait are historical allegations and Sir Limpy the same person or married??

    • The expression ‘glove puppet’ would come to mind if it were not for the fact that the picture it conjures up in Limply’s case is too horrible to contemplate!

      Well spotted tho’ as they have the same IP…
      Hello Mrs Limply!

  3. Sir Limply’s mea culpa. Well spotted indeed gentlemen. The good lady wife has been going orn at me for ages to let her use me computer. Heaven knows what she thinks she’ll find but after years orf assaults a man can only stand so much so I gave her me password and damned her to do her worst. She is a JP and a naturally suspicious old bat. So I retreat to me bottle orf single malt and you see the result.
    On top orf everything she seems to be going through a second menopause so me domestic situation is tense to put it mildly. Echoing the first joyful experience she has taken to leaving her soiled bloomers in prominent positions aroind the hoise. Since you ask I have now changed me passwords so she will be unable to read this. Peace at last.

    • Oh fuck. It has been pointed out to me that while she cannot use this computer, the site being public, she can access it orn other computers. Double fuck and damnation. Just have to blame it orn hackers. And to beat you other cunts to it I am now nominating meself for the DEAD POOL.

  4. The national Lottofcunts…

    Peter Hook
    James Corden
    Paloma Faith
    Diane Abbott
    Liam Gallagher

  5. On the subject of George Martin, John Lennon was a cunt to Martin…. Much like he was a cunt to everyone else… At the start of the ‘Get Back’ sessions Lennon told Martin he didn’t want any of his ‘production shit’ on the new album and that it was strictly going to be ‘honest (whatever that means)’ and ‘look, ma, no overdubs’ rock ‘n roll…. Then months later -without telling either Martin or McCartney – Lennon gave the tapes to Phil Spector and he proceeded to cover them in all sorts of muzak, ‘through the round window’ strings and sugary shite and it came out as ‘Let It Be’… George Martin deserved better than that sort of shafting and it showed that nobody was safe from Lennon’s cuntery… What a cunt he was..

    • I always thought let it be was a weak beatles album aside from a few goodies must of been spectors arrangement of the songs. John Peel once joked that if the beatles get in at RNRHOF that george martin should be there as well. “look, ma, no overdubs’ rock ‘n roll” very few artists can do it free of overdubs cause you got to get it perfect.

      • How are we gonna ban the use of research let alone a website? Limpy. We can’t just say everybody who ends up on deathlist is disqualified thats mental . We either make new rules or just end it I dunno . I was thinking something like you can only change 1 nomination per round like I’ve been doing. So you have to keep your 4 originals and only have 1 change to minimise on cheating. We’ll ask Dio when he gets back or someone have a better Idea?

      • No rule changes yet.
        Dioclese and I might have a chat when he’s back from hols but the rules feel right as they are at the moment.

      • Feel right? Then cave in and rename the pool The Deathlist. Easy enough to exclude just the names on the current Deathlist. No point in have this pool unless you do. Make that cunt Debo do some work for fuck sake. Copying from just one website list is not “research”. It is plagiarism and taking the piss.

      • Alright then
        Pope Frances (Peado Cunt)
        Roman Polanski (Cunt Cunt)
        Ginger Baker (Greatest Drummer,But Cunt of a Father)
        Benjamin Netanyahu
        George Soros

      • If we ban anyone on the death list we will only get nobodies or 1 or 2 hits a year. Besides nearly all of us have names on our lists that appear on that list.I would leave it how it is.

      • Better just to ban Debo from using the Deathlist shurely. Make the cunt work. Bugger me seems like I am the only cunt orn here that does not use it.

      • Neither do I all my cunts are original but if you can’t come up with a better new rule then thats that.
        “Better just to ban Debo from using the Deathlist shurely” how do you propose we do that?

  6. Cliff Michelmore gone – I used to have him on the Pool ages ago
    Paul Daniels
    Frank Sinatra Jr

    …dropping like flies.

    Okay, I haven’t got time to reset the Pool tonight because I’m just about to go out on the piss, so I WILL ACCEPT NOMINATIONS FOR DEAD POOL 35 ON THE END OF THIS THREAD following this comment.

    I’ll set up the new thread tomorrow.

    Good luck!

  7. For the pond of death #35:

    David Rockefeller
    Elie Wiesel
    Gerald Kaufmann
    Henry Kissinger
    Jonathan Sacks

    Ta muchly.

  8. I’m going all 100% sporting for this Pool:

    Lester Piggott
    Murray Walker
    Mohammad Ali
    Jimmy Greaves
    Gordon Banks

  9. Zsa Zsa Gabor
    Clare Hollingworth
    Billy Graham
    Antony Booth
    Sheila Mercier

  10. Five raves from close to the grave….
    Colin Dexter
    John Carpenter
    George A Romero
    Hal Holbrook
    Ron Jeremy

  11. Chuck Berry
    Little Richard
    Irene Papas
    Sir Bernard Ingham
    Brigette Bardot

  12. Giscard D’Estaing
    Teddie Beverley
    Babs Beverley
    Billy Connelly
    Jerry Lewis

  13. Tommy Docherty
    Douglas Rain (voice of HAL 9000)
    Geoffrey Bayldon
    Jack Charlton
    Charles Manson

  14. Madonna
    Neil Kinnock
    Peter Hain
    Justin Bieber
    Chris Evans

    Every one a cunt…..

  15. I see my old chum Clifton has been nabbed! Cheeky cunt.

    Ok, this time around

    Dobri Dobrev
    Prince Takahito
    Peter Wyngarde
    Windsor Davies
    Hardy Kruger sr

    Reckon I will have to drop Hatton, he looks rather too healthy.


  16. I’ll take the same five as last time if they are all available

    Got WiFi here but it is rubbish like the touchscreen on me kindle. Don’t expect much from me until I get home!

  17. Seems I am causing a bit of negativity here guys which i profoundly apologize for but if you look I do tend to keep the same people every time and only change the one that dies every time I win. Here are my new ones
    Jean Grand Duke of Luxembourg (4th time)
    Doug Ellis (new entry)
    Do Muoi (4th time)
    Sandy Gall (2nd time, he replaced Martin Crowe)
    Joost van der Westhuizen (5th time)

      • Its just Sir Limpy and he’s convinced you are cheating because a regular here linked a website called deathlist. Personally I don’t care its just a game but others have taken it to heart.

      • “Just a game? It’s Life and Death!” A previous comment but alas not mine. Anyway cunters do not have hearts. True I was alerted by Pagliacci’s post and took the trouble to go back through old Deathlists. A salutory and educational experiance. Too many times for it to be a product orf random chance, nominations and winners orf the Pool have come from that list.
        That includes many cunters who should know better. Not cricket, play the white man, descending to the level orf cunts and wogs featured on this blog. Not British donchaknow.
        Furtherly educational is to see the cunts and Fuck Puppets flushed oit orf the midden to defend the practice and therebye confirming their use and manipulation orf it. You know who I mean.
        Am I the only old cunt on here using me own failing memory and many ongoing contacts with Funeral Providers plus me own old fine tuned mortuary sniffer to play the game? Then all me own original noms are in time purloined.
        In short I am most seriously displeased.

      • “A bit of fun? It’s Life or Death”. Alas not my own comment but apposite.
        It is true that me card was marked by a previous comment and I had never heard orf this Deathlist. Thus I followed the link provided, investigated it, and the results were both salutary and educational. It is quite evidently the source orf many orf the winning noms and noms lists here presented. A little simple sleuthing through older Deathlists soon revealed a relationship beyond random chance.
        I may be a crusty old cunt whom the youth orf today try to kick up the arse in the street and a relic orf a byegorn generation when a man’s word was his bond but this gentlemen is not cricket, it is not playing the white man, it is not British. I see how certain cunts may fly to the defence orf the practice but I also see revealed in that those that indulge in it. You know who you are.
        My original noms are a product orf my own failing memory, diaries kept over many decades, me finely tuned old mortuary sniffer and unenviable contacts with the funerary professions. Such original noms as I have furnished over the years have all been shamelessly filched from me and continue to be stolen from cunt to cunt to this day.
        Me vestigial pride in me fellow man (and wives) is cynically cancelled. I only ask that when my time comes you cause to have carved upon my tombstone “He lorst that one” followed by “Dead Pool number…….”

      • I wasn’t trying to out you dear boy just trying to find out a new rule. That pleases everyone and doesn’t rustle any jimmes. Are you’re jimmes rustled Sir Stoke? Unrustle you’re jimmes here thank me later

        “I only ask that when my time comes you cause to have carved upon my tombstone “He lorst that one” followed by “Dead Pool number…….Cunts”
        Too funny Sir Stoke

  18. Eddie Izzard
    Peter Hook
    James Corden
    Jamie Oliver
    Liam Gallagher

    total cunts all of them

  19. No new Dead Pool Cunting on this thread, ta.

    Go to the new Pool 35 thread now

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