Dead Pool [34]


Congratulations go to Fred West who bags his third Dead Pool win by predicting the death os music producer George Martin, the man most famous for producing the Beatles – although he did loads of other stuff too until his studio in Montserrat was buried under a volcanic eruption (a most impressive sight, incidentally)…

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 34.

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

111 thoughts on “Dead Pool [34]

  1. Very pleased to be able to keep Debo off the winner’s podium.
    Noms for the next pool:

    Clive James
    Denis Norden
    Liz Smith
    Leslie Philips
    Jean Alexander

  2. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Chuck Blazer
    Jack Warner

    Fucking FIFA cunts.

  3. Great Call Fred!

    Heres mine :-

    Bruce Forsythe
    George Bush Snr
    Peter Sallis
    Prince Philip
    Fidel Castro

  4. Don’t worry Fred I will be back, one of these is bound to croak soon

    Jean Grand Duke of Luxembourg
    cliff mitchlemore
    Do Muoi
    Sandy Gall
    Joost van der Westhuizen

  5. Usual cunts please…

    Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

  6. Congrats to Fred. My regular grave sniffers please
    George A Romero
    John Carpenter
    Colin Dexter
    Half Holbrook
    Ron Jeremy

  7. This time around;

    Clifton James
    Dobri Dobrev
    Prince Mikasa Takahito
    Derek Hatton
    Windsor Davies

  8. Eye of newt, bubble, etc, etc……………………….

    David Rockefeller
    Elie Wiesel
    Gerald Kaufmann
    Henry Kissinger
    Jonathan Sacks

    Ta muchly.

  9. Hera are my Dead Pool predictions.

    Jim Bowen
    Gordon Banks
    Norman Tebbit
    Paul Gascoigne
    Jackie Chan

      • He’s got the right idea on migration thats for sure. He said some hurtful comments(boo whoo) towards terrorists opps mean migrants. The beeb and other media slags hounded him like crazy. Then the london bombing happened… then the rotherham paedo assaulters happened and so on. To this day the liberal shit eating bellends still won’t admit they were wrong bout migration or apologise to Tibbet.

  10. five more coffin dodgers, please…
    HR cuntishness Andrew
    Cherie Blair
    Joanna Plastic Bumley
    Ian Duncan-Smith, Britain’s answer to Julius Streicher

  11. here’s my 5
    Robert Mugabe
    John Kerry
    Rupert Murdoch
    Donald Trump
    Prince Philip

  12. Pope Frances (Peado Cunt)
    Roman Polanski (Cunt Cunt)
    Ginger Baker (Greatest Drummer,But Cunt of a Father)
    Benjamin Netanyahu
    George Soros
    same 5 please

  13. Hello, I would like the following to die –

    Russell Brand
    Keith Allen
    Lily Allen
    Ruggero Deodato
    Sue Perkins

    Thanks as ever.

  14. Tony Blackburn
    Bear Grylls
    Gary Barlow
    Recep Erdogan
    Nick Clegg

    Mostly wishful thinking other than Tony, shame may make him hit the liquor and pills….

  15. Chuck Berry
    Little Richard
    Irene Papas
    Brigette Bardot
    Sir Bernard Ingham

  16. Take some credit for having originally nominated Sir George Martin a long time ago. What the fuck all me best noms get snaffled. Cunts. Here we go again:

    Muhammed Ali
    Leslie Phillips
    Doris Day
    Jim Dale
    Barry Manilow

  17. Bollocks me Leslie Philips has been stolen again. May I have that unfunny cunt

    Jerry Lewis

  18. Starting with the remaining Beverley Sisters (the twins) and one of the Batchelors

    Teddie Beverley
    Babs Beverley
    Jerry Lewis
    Con Batchelor (real name Declan Clusky)
    Billy Graham

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