Some cunt cyclist decided to upload a video of an alleged close pass onto the West Yorkshire police portal, trouble is the fuzz, after reviewing the footage decided that he, the cyclist was actually guilty of careless driving.
The review showed he had ridden through a gap between a parked car and an oncoming vehicle, the gap being less than the alleged close pass.
£1200 fine, shame that cyclists don’t need a licence or he could have had a few points as well.
Oh dear, the Lycra cunts getting a taste of obeying the Highway Code 😂
Nominated by : Sick of it
The stupid cunt should have taken the short cut on Ilkley Moor baht’at.
Plenty of gaps in the traffic up there.
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These cunts are the Gary Linekers of the road.
if I used a child’s mode of transport I wouldn’t wear fluorescent lycra like some gay wasp.
its oddball behaviour.
tshirt an shorts will do.
And they have no road etiquette.
pedalling at 10mph while a articulated lorry behind them can’t pass, almost stalling,
pull over you cunt!
let them pass.
Hitler got it wrong.
6million cyclists should of been his legacy.
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Cyclists should be banned from A-roads. It’s just selfishness and stinginess.
Get a cheap shit Suzuki Swift or something for a few hundred quid, you twat!
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Surely the sensible punishment is having the bicycle crushed…
While the rider is attached to the toe clips..
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I see the cyclist in the header pic, is a ginger.. double cunt… paramedic is coming to put him down.
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It’s the kindest thing.
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It’s just a shame that the one on the deck isn’t Jeremy Vine.
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Or ‘Cycling Mikey’.
Now there’s a cunt I’d love to see crushed under an artic.
Morning LS/all.
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Mind you, the self righteous cunt cycling Mikey did push his luck with some bloke in London and got his bike twatted across the road for his troubles.
Stuff came spilling out of the paniers for all to see.
There were his tampons, his buttplug and his wife’s boyfriend’s lube scattered across the highway.
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I enjoy Mikey’s oneupmanship’s. Especially against using a mobile phone whilst driving. How stupid is that. If motorists don’t agree with me, you need to be hung drawn and quartered.
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I know he’s a cunt, but as a motorcyclist who has been on the end of many a motorist fucking about with a phone, I’m glad he does it. If it even makes one person think and save a biker, it’s worth it.
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if I didn’t have or was morally opposed to motor vehicles,
a bicycle is still pretty low down the list of alternative transport.
Get a horse!
a horse and buggy, like the Amish.
roller blades, pogo stick, anything.
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Or one of those racing rigs with a trotting horse, Mis.
I can just visualise you perched on the seat, shouting “trot on ” and lashing at cyclists with the whip.
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Gypsy dragsters JP.
loads round here!
missus Miserables dad used to drive them professionally,
once at some show for Prince Philip.
few years back saw one a queue of traffic, the bloke got off raving and shouting at the car behind,
starting kicking the side panels and door,leaving big dents!
dunno what had happened but he was livid.
The driver wisely stayed in his car.
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But not a do-as-you-fuckin’-likey pony and crap, please; the cunts can’t control their poor, exhausted and terrified beasts…
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Here we go again with the gaily coloured clobber. I wouldn’t be seen dead in it. This is about the childish jealousy of we cyclists not having to pay a single penny and able to ride our bikes whenever we feel like it. The reason you have to pay is because of the dangerous pollutions we have to put up with and you happen to travel at speeds that kill. You are also killing yourselves due to thrombosis you lazy bastards.
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whilst I have a impeccable record of driving Sammy,
not so much as a parking ticket.
if I saw you fuckin about on a country lane the impulse to send you 15 foot in the air to land in the hedgerows would be almost overwhelming.
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Pity Mis, I wouldn’t want you put in a prison cell with some arse bandit.
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id probably feel instantly guilty Sammy.
get out the van,
throw your mangled BMX in the back,
extract you from the hawthorn.
give you some plasters and drop you off at Halfords.
that’s my problem.
Too nice.
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Let me know which hospital you’ll be staying in, Mis. You don’t need to tell me which ward, because I’ll just walk straight to the one that’s riddled with thrombosis.
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You never see a push bike padlocked up outside of a bar, restaurant or shop.
These cunts don’t actually go anywhere on their kiddy toys.
They use them for exercise and fun.
They should fuck off and keep fit and have fun off the main roads.
Fuck the lot of them.
Cycling is big here.
There are clubs and we often come across dozens of the bastards in a long line, riding three abreast.
They will not move over.
They seem to think that their bikes have no brakes.
They ride at one pace and will not slow down for roundabouts or red lights.
Unfortunately we have to treat a line of them as if they were one vehicle, so when the lead riders pull out in front of you we have to wait until the last riders pass.
On weekdays they block up main roads, usually during the busiest times.
We also have to give them 2 meters clearance if we can overtake.
On weekends the cunts are wobbling all over the place on mountain roads, riding at less than walking pace.
You can be stuck in first gear for miles, driving behind them.
Good morning.
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This is almost a repeat to what I’ve said in the past, only I’m doing it on a daily basis, cycling along the seafront to my Beach Hut, where a motorist can’t. We can cycle to lots of beautiful places free of noise and petrol pollution.
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I find the safest place to walk in town is in the cycle lane.
Because all the cyclists are on the pavement.
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How considerate of you, Mr Twatt.
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It’s the fucking opposite down my way, Geordie.
There’s a three mile stretch of road leading out of town that has a double width, shared pedestrian and cycle lane running alongside its entire length, and the cunts still use the road.
Why?
Just to be fucking awkward.
The cunts.
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It’s the same old story that’s never going to change. Only I will live the longest, by breathing in the sea air and being healthier for keeping myself fit and being more in pocket than you lazy unhealthy fat bastards.
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Cyclists should need to take a car driving test before they are allowed on the roads.
Then perhaps they would be able to read the road from a driver’s perspective.
For every one responsible cyclist (like Sammy) there are a thousand useless cunts who put themselves and others at risk.
Take a test, pay tax and insurance and get your silly pedal bikes a maintenance certificate every year.
It’s the year 2026.
There is a lot of traffic on the roads and drivers don’t need the extra hassle of looking out for cycling cunts.
If you want to keep fit and have fun, go ride in a park and play with all the other children.
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I pull up to my front door after a lovely ride and just take my bicycle indoors, then admire it for taking me to nice places free of charge. Won’t go on about the health routine this time.
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Ah, cyclists. Life’s failures.
The Lib-Dems of the highway.
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I must thank all you motorists for paying all that money towards the filling in of the potholes, protecting me from having accidents. For that I’m going to donate a few coppers towards payment for your care whilst fighting the loosing battle against the thrombosis.
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I used to go out with a Yorkshire lass. One day we went for a walk up Ilkley Moor, me with carnal intent aforethought.
It was so perishing up there my winkle shrivelled to something the size of which would have embarrassed an ant.
We should have gone for a bike ride instead and bunked up behind a bush.
You live and learn.
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Road cyclists tend to have a “sense of entitlement” .
Us mountain bikers do not.
Unfortunately we encounter horse riders and ” ramblers”.
Who quite often do. A ” get the fuck out of the way” as we zoom downhill past them seems to endear us to them…😂
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How many of you hypocritical bastards have a cycling machine at home to keep fit ?
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Those Peloton things are great for cyclists, pretending to be with the Tour de France, even wearing a cycle helmet in their bedrooms
Best place for them, out of the way and nice, warm and dry in Winter
Taking selfies in their new Lycra Christmas present.
Lovely
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That’s embarrassing. I hope nobody catches you doing it.
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Don’t worry Sammy, I make sure all the lights are out 👍
We are heading up the Col de Montgenevre this afternoon.
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Roads are for cars and trucks (OK motorbikes) if they were built for bicycles they would only be 3 ft wide.
If you drive on the roads you need to take a test, I can’t see how it doesn’t apply to cyclists, at least a written test on the Highway Code
The close passing rule bit the cunt in the arse, nothing like a cunt getting cunted for being a cunt. 😂
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A car journey on a Sunday is a nightmare round my neck of the woods.
All the B roads that connect to nearby towns are full of three abreast Lycra bigots.
Why on earth did they empower these obviously emotionally deficient tossers with passing laws?
Could they not have introduced guidelines to desist from deliberately riding abreast at the same time?
Surely even the fatsos must realise that the vast majority of leisure cyclists are cunts.
But try riding three abreast on mopeds with your mates at ten miles an hour and see how long it takes to get nicked.
Just because cycling is supposedly greener and healthier, doesn’t mean it makes you invincible.
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I also don’t like those Beach hats.
load of old sheds on our coastal areas.
awful.
The government should compulsory purchase them for those brave souls crossing from France fleeing war and persecution.
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huts.
I like beach hats
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The only thing you’ve got on me, Mis, is age. But I had far happier times in my entire schooling life without a single black cunt spoiling it.
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I’ve left the motorbikes till last. Enjoy seeing them being splattered all over the road on CrazyShit.
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hehehe😄
only teasing you Sammy.
its those racing cyclists in the fruity gear this is aimed at really.
what bike have you got anyway?
hope its British ?
a Raleigh grifter or something
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I had a light metallic blue grifter. Loved it but could never catch up with my mates BMX’s
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I have a British Eagle racing green mountain bike.
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When did people stop just riding bikes and become cyclists? You never saw two-wheeled lycra arse in the 80s, except if you were sad enough to watch the Tour De France. Nowadays it’s all Spandex saggy gutted middle aged men deluding themselves ‘exercise’ will do them good whilst ensuring they’ll have no knees left by 70. And why the fucking gimp gear anyway? What purpose does it serve other than to use it as part of some sweaty fetish swinging party afterwards?
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I believe they claim that Lycra gear reduces drag and creates better aerodynamic efficiency.
Which is pretty pointless at 15 mph.
Like those rambler types who spunk a fortune on top level hiking boots and goretex or burghaus jackets for a two mile walk every other weekend.
It’s be far more cost effective to have a t shirt printed with CUNT front and back.
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Bikes are what you should ride up until you pass your driving test and then be retired. The day I passed my test the bike was slung into the shed and never seen again.
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Precisely jack, that’s what I did and we brought our kids up with the same outlook. Both had their first driving lesson on their seventeenth birthdays. Both drive proper petrol-powered motor cars.
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Methinks the ginger growler is being ridden not only by the muzzie, but by the PIKEY as well..🚲
A well oiled bike without doubt..!
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When I lived down south in the countryside the cunts were everywhere. Especially weekends. Now I’m in the Northwest there’s far less. Which is nice. I fucking hate them so does my dog.
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He will most likely prefer cricket with you being the famous wicketkeeper.
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Cyclists, demand every fucking thing pay nothing. Get taxed and insured you Jeremy Vine esk twats.
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