is a cunt.
Except it’s not. It’s an out of control 120mph headlong dash towards a solid brick wall, and the brakes have failed.
How I loath the z Listers, who pimp theirselves for views, and when you read the shit they spew, it’s a mole that has been successfully removed.
In February, my lovey Bengal cat, Dexter, started snorting gung, after spending a fucking fortune, it turned out he had an inoperable tumour in his nasal cavity. I had him put to sleep, and I hope he can forgive me for all the prodding and poking he endured.
In March, I started to bloat in my abdomen. I went to the doctor, who sent me for blood tests. Two days later I got the results.
Terminal cancer with less than 12 months.
I’ve been hospitalised twice, once for a temporary drain and I spent my 72nd birthday having a permanent plural drain fitted.
I’m having chemo every four weeks, because it makes me more comfortable. It’s stopped the fluid build up, which is great.
I can live at home, have a shower and put clean clothes on. I need minimal help.
Lately, I’ve been getting pain, the morphine helps, but I long for a decent nights sleep.
Anyway, enough about me, but if I stop posting you know what’s happened.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
Heart felt wishes prayers, (cunters who pray) from everyone at Cunt Towers Jeezum. C.A.
Shit I am sorry to hear this, I don’t often post I know. however I am here every day feeling like I’m not alone in my hate for the fucked up stuff we endure. I genuinely wish you well. My dad has cancer and it’s a big part of our lives. Bloody awful business!
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My best wishes to you, Jeezum. Getting on and bits of our bodies failing is an absolute pisser.
Well, I’ll say this now… You’re a good old boy and a top cunter. I hope hope you will be with us for a good while yet.
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Cancer is a SUPPURATING CUNT.
On top of your treatment, eat well and live long.
👍
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Rally sorry to hear this.
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Watched my old neighbour go from spiritedly & healthy to pain wracked & wishing for the end in just over a year with cancer. It’s a complete cunt.
Vets are always keen to get at the insurance & I steadfastly refuse to let them do unnecessary stuff – we had a dog who had a cancerous growth on his leg that was going to lead to unavoidable secondaries in his lungs. Fucking vet wanted to MRI him and operate on the leg etc, etc. I told him to fuck off, so we had another six months with the lad & saw him off in comfort – went to sleep with his head on my lap. I rarely cry, but… (soft cunt!)
JP, cancer IS a fucking cunt & I’m sorry to hear you have it. Dig in & fight hard to enjoy what time you have left.
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As a sufferer for 4 years, all I can say is hang in there. I have already lived longer than forecast, so don’t stop hoping.
My thoughts and prayers are with you JP.
Best wishes
Big Al
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My very best wishes to you and yours. Hang in there mate
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Wishing you every strength mate and a safe journey wherever it takes you.
Chin up fella, you’re never alone.
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So sorry to hear of your predicament.
Makes you wonder why people believe in God when something like this happens.
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Indeed.
If you believe in God you have to conclude that He is a sadistic old prevert who gets His rocks off watching humanity and the rest of His creation suffer horribly.
No amount of religious mumbo jumbo will alter that fact.
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So sorry to hear this too, sending best wishes and strength to you and your family. I always enjoy your contributions on here 🙏
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